Hello, my name is texasbella and I have a posting problem...yeah, we're not gonna make it to the 1st. Enjoy...see ya'll tomorrow!

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I wandered towards the kitchen first, wanting to grab a soda or something to drink. I stopped in the open living room, appreciating the view of the lake out of the picture windows briefly before I raised my camera and clicked a picture. You know, so it would last longer.

It was kind of odd how quiet the house was. So when the phone jangled loudly, it startled me, making me squeak. After the third ring, no one had answered, so I grabbed the phone next to me on the end table.

I thought something moved in my peripheral vision, so I turned as I spoke into the phone, looking around, "Cullen residence." Odd. Nothing was there.

"Hey, is Alice around?" answered a male voice.

"Well, yes, but I'm not sure where. I haven't seen her in about an hour," I answered honestly, continuing to peer around.

"Bella? Is that you? This is Jake!"

"Jake, oh my God! Hey stranger! Wait, why are you calling, shouldn't you be on your way here?" I asked excitedly.

"Yeah, about that. We really wanted to make it, it's been so long since we've seen you! But Angela's water broke and she went into labor and Sam's car had just broken down, so I had to let him borrow mine which means Seth and I can't get up there this weekend."

"Wow...I didn't even know Angela was pregnant. And I totally understand, but we really need to try to get together some other time, soon," I laughed.

I heard a man's voice in the background, yelling at Jake. "Hey Bella, sorry, Seth's got dinner ready so I need to get going. We definitely need to catch up. Get my digits from Alice and give me a call," he said to me just before he turned from the phone and called out "Coming Sugar, don't get your panties in a wad!"

Seth and Jake. Something else I'd had no idea about. I'd closed myself off more than I thought.

"Sure thing, Jake. Great talking to ya, bye," I said as he returned my sentiments and we disconnected the call.

I hung up and after a lingering look out at the lake, I headed for the kitchen to get that drink.

I was just a few feet from the doorway when I heard the moaning.

I took a step closer and realized I recognized the voices, even though it'd been years since I'd heard them.

"Oh yeah...give it to me, Daddy!" Esme cried out and I had to stifle my giggle. Seems like they hadn't changed. I couldn't tell you how many times Alice and I had walked in on them in an ...intimate situation. Hmmm, maybe Edward wasn't the only one who had contributed to my 'hobby.'

"You like that, baby girl, you like daddy's big dick, huh?" came Emmett's deep voice. I wondered if his ass still looked as good as I remembered.

Just hearing them, my horny traitorous body was heating up. My nips tightened and my magic button pulsed, as if to say 'push me, stroke me'. I allowed myself a quick pinch of my nips as I squeezed my thighs together and wiggled my hips to cause some friction. It was so very wrong, I knew this, but I just couldn't help it. I gave a cursory sweep of the area around me to make sure I was alone, then tiptoed to the doorway and looked in.

My hair moved and I snapped my head around, finding myself directly under one of the a/c vents, I blew it off and turned my attention back to Alice's parents.

Sure enough, they were bare assed naked and going at it on the kitchen floor.

"Yes daddy! Yes! Yes! Plow me deep!" Esme begged, panting heavily.

The photographer in me appreciated the light playing upon them so, of course, I lifted my camera and framed the shot. Emmett's head dropped to suckle on her left boob as she began a high keening noise that rivaled Bessie when she was riled up.

Not wanting to interrupt her 'moment,' I held off on pushing the shutter button.

I knew when he hit his point of no return because he reared back and then threw his head down into her ribs.

I gave them a minute as I reframed the shot and then announced myself.

"Horny as ever, I see," I laughed and snapped the pic just as Esme looked back at me.

"Bella!" she squealed before smacking at Emmett. I should probably mention that nothing was traditional with these two and they would beat me if I tried to call them Mr. and Mrs. Cullen. "Get up, Emmy, my other daughter is here," she ordered him as he pulled out of her and sat back on his heels.

"Looking badass, Bella, love the blonde!" Emmett said as he offered me a wave and a dimpled grin.

Esme jumped up and came running towards me. I had just enough enough time to lower my camera before she was hugging me, pressing her bare boobs against me.

I have mentioned that they are eccentric right?

"Oh sweetie, I've missed you! It's been way too long. I should get Carlisle to spank you for being such a naughty girl," she laughed.

"Erm..." I really didn't know what to say to that. But I made a note that I really needed to talk to Alice as soon as I could find her because all these vague comments were doing my head in.

She pulled back, still laughing. "I'm kidding of course! Alice is the only one that he spanks," she said proudly and I could only try to keep the look of 'what the fuck' off of my face.

I was used to weird from this bunch, but today was proving even weirder than weird.

"Well, speaking of Alice, do you know where she is? I just barely got to say hi to her before Bessie took off and I'd like to visit with her a bit," I asked.

"I'm not sure, sweetie. I think she and Carlisle were going to go play, that's why Emmy and I, well, you know," she said with a wink and thrust of her hips. "Oohh," she chirped, "they're around, Bella, but I need to clean up, seems Emmy's load was a big one and I can feel it dripping," she giggled and sashayed back towards Emmett.

"Of course, Esme. Oh! I think Edward and his friend are going to be heading this way soon. Jasper said something about starting dinner. Good seeing you guys, we'll, uh, visit more later," I said, making my exit as Esme straddled Emmett's lap and they settled in for round two. Oh well, guess supper's going to be late...actually, who knows what's on those countertops, it might be best to order take out tonight.

Was it really any wonder that I didn't spend much time around these guys? I'd be certifiable by now!

I'd just cleared the doorway when Esme's voice stopped me. "Oh Bella, if you see Riley will you ask him not to wander too far off. I swear that boy is always hiding!"

A door slammed off somewhere in the house.

"Sure thing, Esme," I agreed and scurried off before they invited me to join them or something.

I'd gone about five steps when I remembered I'd gone to the kitchen to get a drink and hadn't gotten the chance. Shit. I was still thirsty.

I headed for the basement, hoping they still kept a stocked fridge down there.