Good morning! Not sure how many I'll post today...son has a doctor's appointment in a couple of hours. Have to say...I did warn ya'll that this was crazy and non-canon...LOL. So...everyone has their theories on what she'll find in the basement...shall we see if you were right?

~5~

"Bella! There you are, I've been looking all over for you," exclaimed Alice as she grabbed my hand and pulled, just as I'd been about to open the door leading to the basement.

"Hey you...I was just going to grab a soda and then come look for you..."

"No time...we've got to run into town. Mom called in some Chinese but they don't deliver out here," she prattled on as she led me through the house and back outside towards the purple Camaro. Ha! I was right.

"Huh? I thought Edward and Jasper were doing supper?"

"Not cooking it silly, just setting the table and laying out the drinks. Oh god no...trust me, you don't want to eat anything they fix...all organic and full of spelt and other 'natural' things that shouldn't be put into prepared food," she grimaced.

"Natural things?" I took the bait.

"Let's just say their favorite cookbook is Natural Harvest," she said in a stage whisper. Alrighty then, I'll file that one away to look up later.

"Should we see if Riley wants to go?" I asked, seeing if I could get her to say anything about him.

She pulled up short and looked at me over her shoulder. "Did you see him? Did you meet him, Bella?"

"No...your mom just asked me to keep an eye out for him..."

"Oh my god...please tell me she was dressed!" Alice shrieked, and it didn't escape me that she was changing the subject. I'm sure she had her reasons so I let her.

"No, she wasn't...neither was your dad," I started laughing at the expression on her face as she sighed and resumed going towards the car.

I got in, buckled tight and planted my hand firmly on the 'oh shit' handle. Necessary precautions when riding with Alice.

~V~

I crawled into bed with an overstuffed stomach later that night. Alice and I had giggled and just been plain silly while we went into town. The food wasn't quite ready when we arrived, so we ducked into the Adult Store that was right next door. Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird too.

But how do you ignore a place called the Lion's Den?

The owner had dazzled us with his good looks and dildo juggling skills and even given us complimentary vibrating cock rings with our purchases. Nothing big, just some warming lube and a waterproof vibe. I had a feeling I was going to need the toy to get through this weekend.

We'd left with a smile and a moment of silence after we'd exited over the fact that he was a gay man. Such a shame, because I could very clearly see myself tracing the tattoos that had peeked from the collar of his tight shirt with my tongue.

Our food was ready after that and we continued catching up on our drive back. Though I couldn't get her to give me the details on what was up with her and Carlisle...other than that he was perfect and they were in love. Oh, and she was expecting me to be her Maid of Honor...and promised me no awful dresses.

We made it back to find Edward and Jasper, Esme and Emmett and Carlisle waiting patiently at the table in the family dining room. We offloaded enough food to feed a small army and all dug in as we visited. I caught Carlisle looking over me as if he were appraising me several times during the course of our meal. I wasn't sure whether to be creeped out or turned on.

Somewhere during dinner, I'd asked about Riley. Esme said he'd fixed a sandwich and gone to lay down as he wasn't feeling good. She also passed on his apologies for not meeting me yet and that he was looking forward to seeing me tomorrow.

The day finally caught up with me and I'd excused myself and retired to my room. I ducked into the bathroom to empty my bladder and pull my clothes off. I washed my hands then brushed my teeth and ran a brush through my hair before braiding it back off of my face real quick. I pulled on my robe, that I didn't remember hanging in the bathroom, and emerged about ten minutes after I'd gone in.

I crossed the room in the dark, stopping in the ray of moonlight that fell across the floor by the bed. I stripped out of my robe, laying it across the bottom of the bed before I pulled back the sheet and crawled in, snuggling down as I drifted off while replaying the craziest afternoon I'd had in years.

~V~

?POV?

I couldn't believe my luck. I'd managed to excuse myself from dinner and get to her room at just the right time to slip in as she went to take care of her bedtime ritual. I hid in her closet, adjusting the slats so I could clearly see her bed.

I held my breath when I heard the bathroom door open. Then very slowly exhaled it as she came into view, a vision.

I had to bite my fist when she disrobed, slowly and sensually, before crawling into bed.

She was perfection. Her pert breasts with their edible nipples were calling to me and all I could do was commit them to memory. My cock was hard from the sight of her naked moonlit skin, but I didn't dare touch it here for fear of not being able to control the noises.

Before the weekend was over, I was going to find a way to have her, but for now, I watched her sleep until I could stand the pain between my legs no more. I quietly made my exit and returned to my room where my cock found some much needed relief.

Surprise! hehe... Anyone pick up the story reference from another of my projects? How many of you are going to go Google "Natural Harvest"? LMAO! See ya'll in a bit...