A/N: Yah, I felt like updating early today. Just so you know, this will probably be the last chapter for about a month, as I am writing this on the 14th Jan, and I'm moving to New Zealand on the 16th. Crap, I'm nervous about it! Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this chapter and wish me good luck! Oh and for the reference, there's a bit mentioning gays at the bottom of the chapter. I have nothing whatsoever against Gays. At all.

Summary: The Cullens have now got AIM!! Oh, the horror!! Set 10 years after BD, the Cullens finally realised that chatting to others, if even online would be fun and help them to appear more normal. Inside you can find insults, witty comebacks and daft nicknames galore. Characters will be OOC most of the time, Aro especially. Aro be freeeeakky…i may add a few special guests, inc. me, my friends and any people who stick with me through all my stories and always review!! love y'all!!

CHAPTER 2 – NAME GAMES? Damn You Alice!!

Bella – Spider Monkey

Edward – Do I Dazzle You?

Alice – Shoppaholic101

Esme – Maxi-Mum of 6

Rosalie – Natural-Blonde

Carlisle – Dr.V

Emmett – Emmy-bear

Jasper – Jazz-Hands

Nessie – One Of A Kind

Jacob – Hot Dawg

Mike – The Mikester (Original, I know)

Aro – Spotty Socks

Leah – BitchAndProud

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Emmy-Bear: LMAO DID YOU SEE ALICE TODAY?!?

Do I Dazzle You?: Yeah, I was rolling on the floor in laughter! Still can't believe that she did that just for some shoes!!

Spider Monkey: I was right there with her! I was the one she got the bloody shoes for in the first place! I pity Lauren though, Alice ripped out loads of her hair extensions in the catfight. She'll look a right mess 2moz!

Shoppaholic101: You should be grateful Bella! Those were the last shoes in the store that were your size.

Spider Monkey: Another shipment is coming in 2moz, we could of just gone out again. Or even better, we could of just forgotten about that one pair since you'd already bought me HALF THE FRIGGIN MALL!!!!

Shoppaholic101: Sorry Bella.

Emmy-Bear: Half the mall? Jeez Ali, that's more than usual! Normally it's just a 3rd of the mall!! (joking – plz don't kill me!)

Jazz-Hands: Ok ppl, stop flipping out at Ali. She couldn't help it! Besides, all the remorse she's giving off is making me want 2 cry. –sniffles-

Maxi-Mum of 6: I left that store literally 3 seconds before Alice got to those shoes. I was thinking of buying them, but I'm happy I didn't!

Emmy-Bear: OOOOHHHHH!!! I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!! PICK ME!! ME!!!

Spider Monkey: Oook…what's up Emmy?

Emmy-Bear: The sky!! You know what? I've forgotten. Oh well!! –shrugs-

Shoppaholic101: Why don't we play a game?

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Shoppaholic101: Yay! Now the numbers are even!! Jake, Nessie, Rose, Mike and Leah we're playing a game!!

Do I Dazzle You?: Yeah, you still haven't explained the game to us Ali.

Shoppaholic01: We'll change our names. Bells change Eddies & vice versa, Rose & Emmy, me & Jazz, Esme & Carlisle, Jake & Nessie, Mike & Leah. Geddit? Oh, and nothing perverted please, Jake.

One Of A Kind: Got it Aunt Ali! The rest of you, do it or I'll kill you! mwhahahahaha...i love my evil laugh, it's just so EVIL!!

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