OMG, it's chapter 4!!! I never thought that I'd get so far so soon!! I'd like to thank all my wonderful reviewers, especially Obsessive Cullen Fan, this one's for you Luce! BTW, if u want to know where I am on my epic immigration to the other side of the world (England – NZ) I'm now in NZ. I WANNA GO BACK 2 ENGLAND!! I've decided to include notes with the Cullens when I feel like it, they'll be just like the AIM conversations, only not as often. Oh, and flashbacks are in italics and have § signs at the start and end.

Bella – MyBrandOfHeroin

Edward – Do I Dazzle You?

Alice – PixieOnCrack

Esme – Maxi-Mum of 6

Rosalie – Natural-Blonde

Carlisle – Sexy Doctor

Emmett – Snufflepoo-Is-My-Pet-Rubber-Duckie

Jasper – Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST

Nessie – Nessielicious

Jacob – Hot Dawg

Mike – The Mikester

Aro – Spotty Socks

Leah – BitchAndProud

PixieOnCrack has logged on

Spotty Socks has logged on

Do I Dazzle You? Has logged on

Spotty Socks: Hiiiiiiii ppl!!

PixieOnCrack: Hi Aro

Do I Dazzle You?: Hello Aro

Spotty Socks: OMC OMC, DID YOU SEE IT!!!

PixieOnCrack: -looks around wildly- See what?

Spotty Socks: Made you look!! XD

PixieOnCrack: -pouts-

Do I Dazzle You?: lol

Spotty Socks: OhMyGeeee one of my fellow Volturi have brought me my dinner!! Bloooooodddd…… and BAGELY-SAUSAGES!!!

Spotty Socks has logged off

Do I Dazzle You?: Bagely-sausages?!?

PixieOnCrack: Yeesh, Aro even creeps me out!!

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST has logged on

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: How does Aro make you feeeeeeeeel?

Do I Dazzle You?: Don't start this again Jasper

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: How do I make you feeeeeeeel?

Do I Dazzle You?: SHOVE IT JASPER!!

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: lol. Do u even remember how the emo-therapist thing started?

PixieOnCrack: Yup

§§§FLASHBACK STARTS§§§

"EMMETT!! GIVE ME HER BACK!!!" Edward screamed, chasing a cackling Emmett who was holding a slightly dumbstruck Bella. The newborn vampire soon came to her senses and easily climbed out of Emmett's arms. The idiot hadn't even realised that she'd escaped. Throwing a quick wink at Bella, Edward stomped off after announcing he simply wasn't worth the effort and that Bella could easily get out by herself, muttering under his breath about revenge and pink paint as he returned. Bella soon followed and waved at Emmett. Running as fast as she could, she counted slowly down from 5 and right on cue, Emmett realised what'd happened.

"WHAT THE HELL!? HOW DID SHE GET AWAY??" Sticking his nose in the air, he decided to ignore them both for the day. Striding through the forest and back to his house, he was confronted by Jasper. A wave of piece settled over him, courtesy of Jasper's talent.

"Heya Jasper" Emmett smiled.

"Hi Emmett." Replied Jasper, who looked slightly amused, probably wondering why Emmett was putting out such a load of emotions.

"Jazzy, Bella ran away! She promised me that she'd spend today with me and help me plan my yearly Halloween pranks on Alice and Rose." He whined, pouting slightly.

"I don't see why she shouldn't have. She was around for last year, and saw what chaos it was. She also saw your punishment. You had to re-paint the garage. By hand. Without vampire speed. You had to do it over 3 times 'cause you kept mucking it up!! I don't think that Bells would want to do something like that."

"Aaww, now you've made me feel guilty!! You haven't even used your powers. Have you?" Emmett eyed Jasper with what he thought was a suspicious glare that was actually something that would send an ordinary person into hysterics. Like, rolling on the floor and crying with laughter hysterics.

"What are you, anyway? Some sort of emo-therapist? Making me feel guilty! Bah, the great Emmett the almighty should never feel guilty!! Off with your head!!"

"…Emo-therapist? If I'm a therapist, how does Bella make you feeeeeeel? How does her betrayal make you feeeeeeeel? How do I make you feeeeeeel?"

"Yah, you're an EMO-THERAPIST!!! YOU MAKE ME FEEEEL MAAAAD!! OMC, YOU'RE A SHRINK!!! I'M NOT CRAAAAAZZZY!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! NEVER!! BWAHAHAHA!!" Emmett shrieked, and whizzed off to tell the others that Jasper was now a shrink and was to be avoided at all costs. As usual, everyone ignored him, but Jasper's new nickname stayed.

§§§FLASHBACK ENDS§§§

PixieOnCrack: And that's how you got your nickname.

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: …I remember now. My nickname sucks. I HATE that day.

Do I Dazzle You?: You would.