I'm back! We got pretty good news. Still going to set up a second opinion just to be sure...but breathing easier than I have in days right now.

For those of you that missed it in ch 6, Alice's petname, Ailive, is Gaelic for Elf Darling.

Wonder what trouble Bella can get up to now?

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After a long, satisfying, shower...where I tried out my new purchase from the Lion's Den, I decided to hang out in the safety of my room for a couple of hours and read the book that I would have read had I stayed home this weekend, Fifty Shades of Grey. I wasn't sure what it was about, but it was the latest thing on the best seller's list so I thought I'd give it a try.

An hour and a half later found me flushed and even needier than I'd been when I first walked into my room. The book was naughty, to say the least, and it didn't help that I kept picturing Edward in place of the male lead in the book, Christian.

Alice's assessment of my need to get laid was growing with every passage I read. I finally groaned in frustration and threw the book on my bed, needing to get back outside for some much needed fresh air.

With my camera in hand, I ran down to the beer fridge and grabbed one out, quickly drinking it down before heading out to where I'd left Bessie. "Wanna go for a walk, girl? Hmmm, do ya?" I baby talked at her as she wagged her curly tail and grunted at me, nuzzling at my hand looking for food.

The outside air felt really nice on my flushed skin. Maybe pounding that beer hadn't been such a great idea, I thought with a giggle as a small burp bubbled out of me.

Bessie oinked at me, reminding me to start moving. With a tight hold on her leash this time, I took her empty food bowl over to the porch and dropped it off. As I descended the steps, a board creaked behind me, but when I turned there was nothing there. I shrugged and crossed the yard. I wondered briefly where everyone had disappeared to and if I was ever going to meet Riley.

At the edge of the yard, there was a manicured trail leading off into the woods, so I followed it.

I'd been walking for about twenty minutes when it dawned on me that I wasn't smelling just pine trees anymore. I slowed down and started looking around for the skunk. I didn't want to startle the little stinker and get sprayed.

Had that happen when I was here as a kid...took days to finally get the smell out.

I moved forward cautiously, the smell getting stronger. Bessie didn't seem alarmed by the presence of another animal so I decided the skunk had been here and sprayed, but was gone now. A stick cracked behind me, so I stopped walking which allowed me to hear them.

"What the hell, Edward? Why'd you cut me off, pass it back over here! And when are we going to tell them? We've been here almost two days now, are you ashamed of me or something?" Jasper's voice drifted from the trees just ahead.

"Come on babe, you know that's not true," Edward's voice sounded like he was holding his breath as he talked. "I just want to tell everyone about us all at once, rather than it spreading ahead of us," he finished after having exhaled loudly.

I moved forward, causing twigs to snap underfoot.

"Who's there?" Edward's voice called out and I knew I was busted so I pushed through the trees, discovering why it smelled so skunky.

They were perched on some rocks, shirtless, as they passed what had to be the biggest joint I'd ever seen, back and forth.

"Hey guys," I waved at them. "Fancy sharing any of that?"

Edward looked at me like he was seeing me in a different light as Jasper kept his eyes on Edward's chest. Totally understandable, it was pretty magnificent.

Finally he shrugged and said 'sure' as he handed it out to me. "Careful though, it's some of mom's White Widow...the high is killer," he was grinning stupidly. Ahhh, bet this was the widow Esme was talking about.

I tied Bessie's leash on a low hanging branch and draped my camera strap from the same branch before taking the joint and pulling deeply. After I'd held it for about 20 seconds, I leaned over and blew the smoke into Bessie's ear...she could use some chilling out, too.

They watched me as I let the first hit settle over me. I took another toke and held it longer, until I couldn't anymore and let it out slowly. Almost immediately, the high took over, numbing out my limbs and relaxing my muscles.

I passed it back to Jasper who took a pull and then handed it to Edward. As the joint slowly became shorter, we chatted. Jasper explained how he was a grad student and had met Edward when he'd accompanied his sister to her OB appointment.

I made some comment about how it figured that Edward had chosen a job that gave him unlimited access to pussy, to which they both started laughing hysterically. Edward went on to explain that he'd seen enough vaginas to be "less than enthusiastic" about them. Something about seeing every shape, color, size and level of healthiness that took away their appeal.

Huh? Never thought about it from that perspective.

I stood up and grabbed my camera, wanting to catch some shots in my "enhanced" state. They laughed at me as I walked around the little clearing, snapping away. Have you ever zoomed in on an ant hill? It's pretty fucking cool.

At Jasper's chuckle, I turned on them and started clicking. "What's funny there, J? Think I shouldn't be doing nature shots?" I challenged him. "Funny, cuz I just see nature around me right now."

Suddenly Edward stood up and reclaimed the joint that had almost gone out in my hand. He sucked on it, making the cherry bloom and passed it off to Jasper as he pulled his jeans off, revealing that he'd had nothing on underneath.

"How's this for nature, Bella?" he laughed as my mouth fell open. Holy hell, his dick was even prettier than I'd ever imagined it in all my years of fantasizing about it!

"You've fantasized about my cock?" My eyes snapped up to his. Shit, had I said that out loud?

He laughed, "Yes, and that too." Jasper was now laughing openly with Edward.

"Awww, fuck you both!" I laughed. Yeah, we were all high.

"Sorry, Bella, we only fuck each other," Edward said seriously, his eyes darkening as Jasper shivered visibly.

"Oh." All my dreams of the perfect wedding crumbled and blew away on the breeze. Yet, I didn't seem to care. All I could focus on was the idea of how hot it would be to watch these two together, loving and caressing and, ah hell...I wanted to watch them fuck.

Edward pulled Jasper up and moved behind him, whispering in his ear. When Jasper nodded, his shoulder length hair swishing, Edward reached his arms around Jasper and undid his top button and then pulled, undoing his button fly. Part of the jeans slipped down to reveal Jasper's black Calvin Kleins and I think I whimpered.

I instantly had my camera in place and captured the moment. Yep, definitely wanted to watch them fuck like monkeys.

"Do you really want to watch, Bella?"

Oh shit. Talking out loud again. What could I say?

"You bet your pretty asses I want to watch!" I squealed as I bounced up and down.

I was going to see my first butt sex!

Should I leave it here for the day? hmmm...