OMDE, I UPDATED!! Ever so sorry about the long gap, I had no inspiration for this chapter until yesterday (24th) when I heard a song. This chapter is kind of lame, and not that funny. I just really wanted to put the song into my story. I've got a plan for chapters 6&7 though, they're gonna be funny. So after that, let me introduce:
CHAPTER 5, SEVENTEEN FOREVER
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR THE SONG 'SEVENTEEN FOREVER' BY METRO STATION (listen to it though, it's very good!)
Bella – MyBrandOfHeroin
Edward – Do I Dazzle You?
Alice – PixieOnCrack
Esme – Maxi-Mum of 6
Rosalie – Natural-Blonde
Carlisle – Sexy Doctor
Emmett – Snufflepoo-Is-My-Pet-Rubber-Duckie
Jasper – Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST
Nessie – Nessielicious
Jacob – Hot Dawg
Mike – The Mikester
Aro – Spotty Socks
Leah – BitchAndProud
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MyBrandOfHeroin: OMDE, I found da best song evr on utube I heard it and was like 'Oh, the irony!!'
Do I Dazzle You?: What song?
MyBrandOfHeroin: Seventeen Forever by Metro Station
PixieOnCrack: OMGJ, ur right!!! Lol, I was LMAO when I heard it first. Shall we Bella?
MyBrandOfHeroin: We shall Alice. Ready? GOOOO!!!!!
You are young and so am I and,
This is wrong but who am I to judge,
I feel like heaven when we touch.
I guess for me this is enough
PixieOnCrack:
We're one mistake from being together,
But let's not ask why it's not right,
You won't be seventeen forever
And we can get away with this tonight
MyBrandOfHeroin:
You were young and I was scared,
You're wise beyond your years but I don't care
And I can feel your heart beat
You know exactly where to take me
PixieOnCrack:
We're one mistake from being together,
But let's not ask why it's not right,
You won't be seventeen forever
And we can get away with this tonight
MyBrandOfHeroin:
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
PixieOnCrack:
Will you remember me?
You ask me as I leave,
Remember what I said,
Oh how could I, oh how could I forget?
MyBrandOfHeroin:
We're one mistake from being together,
But let's not ask why it's not right,
You won't be seventeen forever
And we can get away with this tonight
PixieOnCrack:
We're one mistake from being together,
But let's not ask why it's not right,
You won't be seventeen forever
And we can get away with this tonight
MyBrandOfHeroin:
We're one mistake from being together,
But let's not ask why it's not right,
You won't be seventeen forever
And we can get away with this tonight
PixieOnCrack:
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
MyBrandOfHeroin:
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
Ooh ooh,
PixieOnCrack: I this song!!
Do I Dazzle You?: Wow. Irony is right!!
Nessielicious: Damn that's creepy!!
Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: Got that right.
Nessielicious: Guys, this is Jake, I've took over her computer for a moment. She's telling me to piss off. I needed to tell you all that I LIKE NATCHOS!!!!
Nessielicious: sorry. He used the puppy dog look!! I had to give in to him. He's stocked full of caffine, and I'm never letting him have coffee over again. Ever. G2G, he's about to distroy the house. Later!
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MyBrandOfHeroin: Jacob's and idiot sometimes.
Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: more like all the time Bella.
MyBrandOfHeroin: True, true. Hey fellow BFBWWTBST?
PixieOnCrack: OHTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!! You won't regret it, I'll make them look fab!!
DoIDazzleYou?: I'm feeling oddly out of the loop. Alice, stop blocking me!! You could at least sing a good song!! Why pussycat dolls?!?
PixieOnCrack: Because. Come on Bells, we need to go and get our You-Know-Whats.
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MyBrandOfHeroin: I'm with Alice. Later boys!
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Do I Dazzle You?: LMAO, Alice is so weird!! I just figured out what OMGJ stands for!!
Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: What'd it stand for??
Do I Dazzle You?: Oh My Gorgeous Jasper!!! Lol. She has a demented mind…although it was the fan-girls that made that up…why did we let Stephenie publish our lives again? I don't even know how she got hold of the honeymoon scenes, we told her that they were private…
Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: Maybe she spied on you…GROSS!!!!
Do I Dazzle You?: Excuse me while I go throw up…
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Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: Aro would want me to say something witty about bagels and sausages before I leave, so here it is: I HAVE A VAMPIRE BAGEL NAMED CHRIS WHO LIKES SWISS CHEESE!!! HIS BEST FRIEND IS NATALI THE SAUSAGE!! –whispers- they're getting married next week! –nods head seriously-
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