Jeez people...you don't have to threaten me! LOL...here...here ya go!

On the FSoG reference...whether you're a fan or not, you have to admit...it was funny...lol.

*sighs* guess I should give you warning...if slash makes you squeamish, this isn't the chapter for you...but I can only ask that you give it a try, for me?

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Edward's hands slipped under the waistband of the boxers and he began pushing them down, halting when just the base of Jasper's cock had come into view.

"There are stipulations, however," he said as Jasper snaked his hands up around the back of Edward's head and lifted his lips to Edward's neck, his tongue darting out and teasing Edward's skin. Edward let out an involuntary moan before continuing, "No pictures," he panted.

I hung the camera back on the tree branch, grateful for the excuse to move and thereby rub my thighs together garnering a modicum of soothing friction. I turned back to them, "And, what else?" He'd said stipulations, plural, I wanted to know what he was up to.

Jasper rolled his head forward, displaying his stubble kissed red lips, his green eyes were bloodshot but the color was brilliant, like a cat's eye marble. "Simple," he winked at me, "when we become too hot for you to handle, you have to promise to take care of your itch."

Did he? Was he?

"Are you asking me to promise to masturbate while watching the two of you?" I blurted out.

It was kinda creepy when they both smirked at exactly the same time, at the same pace.

They were fucking gorgeous.

"Why? I mean, if you're both gay men, why would you want to watch a girl get herself off?"

"Are you gay, Bella?" Edward asked and I shook my head.

"Do you enjoy gay porn?" Jasper followed. I blushed and nodded. "Just because you have a preference for one doesn't mean you don't occasionally enjoy the other," Jasper explained and it made perfect sense to me.

"What about your long speech about having seen too many putrid pussies to find anything remotely appealing about them anymore?" I challenged.

Edward laughed heartily. "True, I did say that." He slowly licked his lips. "I am pretty sure, however, that you have been a good girl and do not have, as you call it, a putrid pussy. No?"

"No, I don't...I get my annual checkups and I wash it and wax it and well... !"

"Come again, a little slower please..." I cringed and shook my head rapidly side to side. I didn't want to repeat it. He smirked at me lazily, "Fine, just agree and I won't make you say it again."

"You got it! IF you two can get me hot and bothered, I'll let you watch me pet the kitty," I teased as I palmed the crotch of my jeans, well, teasing for them, secret relief for me. If this was the closest I was ever going to come to having sex with Edward, I needed to make it count.

They both groaned as Edward yanked Jasper's jeans down in one swift movement. He lifted one leg at a time to allow Edward to get them completely off.

Jasper, naked, was magnificence.

His erection jutted proudly from a nest of dark curls. His hand came down to grip himself and just as he began stroking, Edward's hand folded over his and I watched as they worked together to make Jasper harder.

I could literally see him thicken and lengthen under their joint attention.

A wet moan pulled my eyes from their stroke show up to their mouths. With the awkward angle of Jasper's head twisted back to meet Edward, they had to stretch their tongues out to meet so I got to watch the two thick muscles tease and stroke each other.

Edward fisted Jasper's long hair and yanked his head back so he could look him in the eye. "I need you on your knees and sucking my cock right the fuck now," he growled and Jasper grinned, licking his lips.

I think my panties were disintegrating in the flood now flowing from between my legs.

Jasper dropped to his knees and Edward's cock came into view only for a few seconds before it was disappearing between Jasper's lips...inch by inch...slowly...deliciously.

Once Jasper had choked down his whole length, Edward fisted his hair again as he set a smooth cadence. In...Out...In...Out...never letting more than half his length slip out before he was pushing back in.

I squirmed and felt my knees going weak. I dropped onto a boulder and shoved my hands up my top to finger my aching nipples as Jasper continued suck on Edward with enthusiasm.

DVD's had nothing on the real thing.

My eyes were fixed rigidly on the scene playing out before me. I'd switched from fingering to actually pinching and tugging on my nipples and had added in a slow grind of my hips with my legs tightly crossed.

"Lose the top, Bella," Edward instructed in a low voice that was unwavering and left no room for argument.

I could only nod as I reluctantly removed my hands just to grab the hem and pull the tank, along with my bra, up and over my head.

When I looked back at them, they were both watching me. Jasper had taken his dick back in hand and was pumping it in rhythm to the fucking Edward was giving his mouth.

I unbuttoned my jeans and lowered the zipper, earning an encouraging nod from Edward and a guttural groan from Jasper as he began beating his dick faster.

I slipped my hand inside my panties, confirming that I was a sloppy mess. I pulled my slick finger out and pushed my jeans down over my hips, leaving them resting mid-thigh, so I could slide one leg off. As soon as I could spread my legs, I did. I grabbed the fabric covering my mound and pulled it to the side, exposing myself to them.

Just as I parted my lips and began rubbing my clit, Edward cried out. Jasper let go of his own dick to grab Edward tightly by the hips, forcing him to hold him still as he emptied into Jasper's mouth. I could see Jasper's Adam's apple bob up and down as he repeatedly swallowed.

I started squealing as my orgasm crashed down on me, and Bessie soon joined in thinking I was playing the singing game with her.

Fuck my life..."Orgasm in Oink Major" as performed by Bessie and Bella.

Against my better judgement, because I knew they would be appalled by what they had just witnessed, I risked a look back at the boys once the little colored dots had cleared from my vision.

I had either bored them, or spurred them on. Either way, Edward was now bent over, his hands braced on the tree in front of him with Jasper leaning over his back as he worked his cock into Edward's backside as he lifted the leg closest to me a little higher to make it easier.

An aftershock of epic proportions washed over me at the sight.

Shaking and trembling, I assumed a crawling position and made my way over to them. They were oblivious to me as I flopped onto my back between their legs so that I could have a front row seat.

Best view ever.

I started another round of rub-a-nub-nub as I enjoyed my show. After a few pumps, Edward's dick began inflating again, until finally, he'd reached full hard on status once again.

I crooned and rubbed myself harder as I watched Edward's ass stretch and contract around Jasper's cock with each push and pull. Their balls swung gently and I longed to reach up and fondle them. I resisted though, because I had not been invited to participate, only to watch.

Jasper's hand let go from under Edward's thigh and slid up until his leg was hooked over Jasper's arm and his dick was gripped tightly in Jasper's hand. That's when Jasper began pounding in earnest, forcing Edward's dick to slide through his fist with the force of his thrusts.

It wasn't long before our little hidden patch of woods was filled with the sounds of multiple orgasms. All three of us crying out as Bessie squealed along.

Told you she was a whorepig.

Everyone still breathing?