A/N: Hiiiiii everyone!! I'm so surprised that I got feedback on my latest chapter so soon!! You reviewers are marvellous. Couldn't live without you!! Oh, and Lucy, if you're reading this, send me Ross' e-mail, or face my wrath. He's gonna die. Painfully. The absolute nerve of that bloody idiot!!! He splits up with poor Amy on MSN then tells her friend that he still thinks she's hot!! I am soooo glad I'm not in England now, or else you'd have to stop me from hunting him down, torturing him, killing him, resurrecting him and then torturing him again. I now officially hate Ross. If anyone who reads this is called Ross, no offence is meant to you. Only to Amy's ex.

Now I am proud to introduce my newest chapter, my first one with notes

CHAPTER 6: PEACHES AND VAMPIRES

GIRLS: Alice, Bella, Special Guest (still from Twilight)

BOYS: Jasper, Edward, Aro

Why do you want us to write notes Alice?

'Cause I felt like it

Why did you feel like it?

Sorry, It's just that I needed to get you away from Bella for a minute.

-A large bang and a muffled curse is heard from outside. -

What was that?!?

I don't know, and since Bella has caught the 'bagel bug' of Aro, I dread to think what she may be doing.

-An evil laugh sounds from the yard and all the vampires inside start to look nervous-

I am so not looking forward to this

Oh my god. SHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!!!!!!!

What?

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY PAINTED MY CAR PINK!!!!!!!!!! ARO WILL DIE!!!! PAINFULLY!!!!!!

Did they touch my baby? DID THEY??

No, but they're about to.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt……can I kill them?

No

-A small exclamation of disgust is heard as well as the sound of many soft things hitting eachother-

Lol…Bella's trying to turn Peaches into vampires. Our venom only works on humans…wait, no it doesn't…damn, they actually succeed.

Seriously?

Yup. I saw it as well. We should go and stop them.

OMC, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii every1!!!!

Hello love

Hi Bella

'Lo Bells

Oh my geeeee……I MADE VAMPIRE PEACHESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME MY MINIONS, COME!!!! –evil cackle-

-All the newborn vampire-peaches come marching into the room single file-

Oh

My

God

…Wha?

ATTACKKKK!!!!

-All the peaches jump Alice, Jazz and Edward while Angela drives up the driveway to the house and gawps at the happenings through the big windows-

MWHAHAHAHA!!!! I SHALL RULE THE WO…oh, hi Angie!!

Don't call me Angie. And WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS??!?!

Hehehe…long story short, they're vampire peaches.

VAMPIRE'S DON'T EXSIST!!

Um, yah, they do.

Don't

Do

DON'T

DO

SHUDDUP!!!!

Yeesh, don't go all grumpy-emo-therapist on me.

Emo-therapist?

You don't want to know. Bella, make these things stop biting me!! It actually hurts!!

HA!! The almighty Edward admits to something hurting him, and the thing that hurts him is…A PEACH!!

Hem-hem

A VAMPIRE PEACH!!

Thank you, POC.

?

PixieOnCrack.

Ooohh…I feel stupid now…DON'T SAY IT!!!

Fine.

Helloooo?!? I've got friggin PEACHES attacking me and… OW!! IT BIT ME!!

NO!

CALL CARLISLE!!

THEY'RE NOT VENEMOUS ENOUGH TO TURN PEOPLE!!! It'll hurt a lot but it won't turn them.

Phew.

I didn't see that one. Was it when I went 'camping'?

Yah

We need to get rid of the peaches. Maybe if we squish them then burn them?

But…they're my babies!!

No Bella, they are peaches. Not your Babies. Now, go squish them or I'll dazzle you.

Fine =(

She's so fussy sometimes. We should help Angela.

Suppose we should

-Jazz and Ali turn round and watch Angie, Edward and Bella kill the peaches.-

My room or yours?

Yours – it's more soundproof. –waggles eyebrows suggestively-

-giggles- Race you up there!!

-15 mins later when all the peaches have been killed-

SUGGGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH……….

No.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!

No

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY???

Bella, stop doing that!!

Why?

Because it's annoying.

Why?

Now you've done it. She won't stop asking why.

Why?

Because. Besides, if you don't stop it there won't be any kisses for a day.

WHAAAATTT??? Ok, I'll stop. I need kisses.

EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Read what Alice and Jasper said before we left.

OMG!!! THEY'RE GETTING IT OOONNNN!!!!

TMI

Le Deffo.

Edward? What's with the 'OMG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING' expression?

Alice's talent. You know what I mean Bella.

She got a vision?

Yup.

Of?

Something I don't want to happen.

Tell me.

Backtrack…Vision? Like seers? Cause you said it was of something that was gonna happen.

Yes, it's going to happen now.

Yo Dawgs, whaz chillin?

Bagels.

Coconuts?

In the basket.

With the 'mellows?

S-W of here.

Eh?

Are you speaking in code?

Le deffo, Aro, Where are the strawberries?

With the children at the base.

Italy?

Yup.

How's the group?

The usual. Jane's all pissed of and wants to kill you, the others are just whining 'cause they're not as magnificently weird as moi.

Am I magnificently weird as you?

No duh. You're the one who taught me the joys of coffee. Even if I have to sick it back up again a few hours after I've drunk it.

I think it's wearing off now.

So do I Bella.

Who's that? The crying upstairs?

That's Renesmee. My daughter. I'll go get her.

-She whizzes up the stairs and back down again with Nessie using vampire speed-

Drat. I shouldn't of ran that fast.

How?

'Cause I'm a vampire. So's Eddie. And Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, Carlisle, Aro, Esme, Aro's friends and Nessie's half human-half vampire. Jake's a werewolf.

She'll have to be turned now Bella. You can't leave a human with so much knowledge.

Aro, all she knows is that we exsist. Nothing else. Can't you just leave her be. Angie's very trustworthy, she won't tell anyone else anything. Will you Angie?

No.

Fine then. But I've g2g, it's nearly time for me 2 eat. I refuse to hunt animals like the rest of you.

Go back to Italy then. At least hunt out of the treaty area.

Buh-bye then ppls.

Bye Aro

Later!!