Now then, in this chapter things will be a little different. In come ME AND MY ENGLISH FRIENDS!!!!! Lol. Yes, my friends and I am in this chapter to cause mischief, mayhem and add to the absolute madness that is the Cullens!! Lucy honey, I know you read this story, and I am making you slightly more random than normal. LIKE ME!!! This isn't that normal, to add yourself to the story, but I couldn't think of anything else that'd be funny. So yah, only one thing to say now: I AM STARTING SCHOOL SO UPDATES WILL BE SLOW!!!! Please R&R. other friends of mine may come into future chapters. I changes Lucy's name in this chapter, 'cause she really didn't like her old one. Later!!

CHAPTER 7: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?

CAST:

Bella – MyBrandOfHeroin

Edward – Do I Dazzle You?

Alice – PixieOnCrack

Esme – Maxi-Mum of 6

Rosalie – Natural-Blonde

Carlisle – Sexy Doctor

Emmett – Snufflepoo-Is-My-Pet-Rubber-Duckie

Jasper – Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST

Nessie – Nessielicious

Jacob – Hot Dawg

Mike – The Mikester

Aro – Spotty Socks

Leah – BitchAndProud

GUESTS:

Me (Lucy C): TeamEdward1901

Lucy S: Runs/w/Wolves

Hannah M: Hannah_Bannana1234

Amy H: NOT_an_EMO

PixieOnCrack has logged on

Runs/w/Wolves has logged on

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST has logged on

TeamEdward1901 has logged on

TeamEdward1901 has turned invisible

PixieOnCrack: hi!

Runs/w/Wolves: Hi.

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: hey.

Runs/w/Wolves: Emo therapist? I've got a friend that's Emo, but she says she isn't. She so is though.

NOT_an_EMO has logged on

NOT_an_EMO: Hi Lucy, hi other people!!

Runs/w/Wolves: There's the friend I was talking about.

Do I Dazzle You? has logged on

Do I Dazzle You?: Hello every1.

PixieOnCrack: Hi Edward, I guess you finally decided 2 use chatspk.

Runs/w/Wolves: Edward, as in Edward Cullen????

NOT_an_EMO: Lu, you've asked every Edward we've met if they're Edward Cullen since you read Twilight. HE-IS-NOT-REAL!!!!

Runs/w/Wolves: YES HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! ISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISISIS!!

NOT_an_EMO: ISN'T!!

Runs/w/Wolves: IS!!

TeamEdward1901 has turned visible

TeamEdward1901: Amy, get over it he IS real, and Lucy? If he really was Edward Cullen do you think he'd actually tell you? He does not want to be glomped every time he walks out the door of his home. Geddit? Besides, he's mine!!

Runs/w/Wolves: But he even has the right AIM name!!! MINE.

TeamEdward1901: . LET ME WIN OR I SHAL TAKE AWAY YOUR TWILIGHT BOOKS!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Runs/w/Wolves: -le gasp- you wouldn't!!

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: yes, it's Edward, and will you please stop fighting? The emotions are getting to me. I need to go smash down a tree or something…

PixieOnCrack: Go wrestle with Emmett if you can get him away from Rose.

Do I Dazzle You?: I'd recommend smashing down a tree. You don't want to know what Rose & Emmett are doing right now.

Runs/w/Wolves: gross…bad mental image…GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

TeamEdward1901: ARE YOU REALLY EDWARD?!?!?!????? OMG, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I Dazzle You?: Riiiiight….

Runs/w/Wolves: OMHJ, that means that Jacob's real too!!!

TeamEdward1901: GODDAMMIT!!!!

Runs/w/Wolves: oh come on!! You said you were over the whole i-hate-Jacob thing!

TeamEdward1901: I don't hate him, I dislike him heavily. Stupid mutt.

NOT_an_EMO: will you 2 stop obsessing??? Gods, all the time it's about

Twi-frigging-light. IT'S JUST A BOOK!!!

TeamEdward1901: A BOOK ABOUT THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE PLANET!!!

Runs/w/Wolves: Exactly! It's about Jacob!!

TeamEdward1901: EDWARD!!

Runs/w/Wolves: JACOB!!

TeamEdward1901: EDWARD!!

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: You should be honoured Eddie. It looks like you have a fan.

Do I Dazzle You?: At least I don't have FF written about me & Esme getting together.

PixieOnCrack: jazzy got buuuurrrned…

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: Alliiicccee

TeamEdward1901: OMC, ALICE!! I adore you. ur my fave twilight girl!! I'm so jealous of you though…I soooo want a wardrobe the size of yours. I love shopping almost as much as you!!

PixieOnCrack: Well, we could always meet up for a shopping trip!! How old are you, by the way?

Team Edward1901: 13 in less than a month. AM NOT A FANGIRL!!!!!!

PixieOnCrack: Where'd u live? Yes u r.

TeamEdward1901: New Zealand. Not. A. Fangirl. GEDDIT????

PixieOnCrack: Well, as odd as this sounds, we've all made up fake names, gone into the acting business and ended up playing ourselves in the Twilight movies (ironic, I know) so we could always get you tickets to the set to help with the filming. Gods, with the amount of makeup we use to make our skin stop sparkling and make ourselves normal, it's annoying to have to have a load of makeup put on again to make us look like we do normally. It's just a waste of precious time, and I never thought I'd be complaining about make up. Wow. Oh, and I got it. Ur not a fangirl, ur a obsessed-luv-struck fangirl!

TeamEdward1901: U got me there. I so totally agree when it comes to the makeup thing. It's just a waste. And for the invitation to the film set…O.o –faints from shock- OMG HELL YEA! Like, dream come true, any1?

Runs/w/Wolves: I'm willing to sacrifice what little sanity I have left to go see the Twilight set. BUYAH!! AND MEET JACOB!!

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: YAY!! Damn, your happiness is getting 2 me. :D

PixieOnCrack: YAY!! All settled then. SHOPPING!!

TeamEdward1901: SHOES, SHOES, omigod SHOES!!!!!!!!!

PixieOnCrack: CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES, shoes, SHOES!!!!!!!!!

Do I Dazzle You?: We get it. You like shoes, clothes and shopping. Now stop ranting.

Do I Dazzle You? has logged off

PixieOnCrack: Yeesh, someone's PMSing.

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: O.o…

Runs/w/Wolves: OOC

TeamEdward1901: Le Deffo

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: ?

PixieOnCrack: Out Of Character

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: Eddie's gone bipolar. I think it has 2 do with the fact that she & Rose have a bet.

TeamEdward1901: bet about what?

PixieOnCrack: Who can go the longest without sex.

Runs/w/Wolves: XO

TeamEdward1901: Bet Emmett isn't happy…

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST: Nope. The bet's been going on for 3 days now.

Runs/w/Wolves: SERIOUSLY?!?!?!!!!!!!

TeamEdward1901: -faints from shock- so much 4 virtue…

Runs/w/Wolves: LMAO!!!! XD

TeamEdward1901: ttly

TeamEdward1901 has logged off

PixieOnCrack has logged off

Jazzy the EMO-THERAPIST has logged off

Runs/w/Wolves has logged off

A/N: the whole virtue thing at the end is an inside joke between me & Lucy.

If I explained we'd b here 4ever.

I think I should go now.

This a/n is kinda dragging on

I have no idea how I got the idea to this chapter.

I NEED HELP!!!!!

CAN ANY REVIEWERS PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR MY STORY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!!

HELP!!!!

Bye!!

Plz R&R