A/N: oh, I'm so sorry!!!! I had school until 5 in the afternoon every night, and loads of homework to do!! I should be doing it know actually, instead of writing this chapter. Ever so sorry about the long wait, I had no insperation!! This chapter is out now though, so tell me what you think and if you have any ideas, feel free to PM me or send me a review!!
CH8 JACOB IN PINK
In Averlyn High Gym (I made up the school)
Girls: Bella, Alice, Rose
Boys: Edward, Jasper, Emmett
This be boring
Le Deffo
I've heard this stuff about 5 times before. That's at least once more than all of you, and you don't hear me complaining.
That's cause you write ur complaints in notes to us, so we read them not hear them
You know what I meant, Jasper.
Chillax lil bro
I don't think I should ask
Hello love.
Hi Edward. Y did we take this class again?
Coz we know it all from experience
Emmett…
I hate to say this Edward, but he's right. We do know all of this through experience
Especially me & Rose. We'll ace this class!!
Emmett doing well in class??? THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!
Lol
Lmao
rotfl
not that funny
Tis when uv had COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella, what did I say about coffee?
To have loads of it every day?
said. no. coffee.
…Seriously?
Yup.
Damn
OMG!!
What?
THAT MAN JUST SAID SEX!!!
That would be because we're in a sex ed. class, Alice
reeeeeeaaly???
Yup
WE CAN ALL PASS THIS CLASS WITH FLYING COLOURS!!!!! IT'LL BE EMMETT'S 1ST A+!!!!
Hey!!
Is for horses
This is stupid.
Ur stupid.
EXCUSE ME?!!!!?!
YOU. ARE. STUPID.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME??? I AM GOING!!
GOOD!!
GREAT!!
SUPERB!!
BRILLIANT! BYE!!
BYE!!! --pulls face-- BITCH!!
WHAT??
U SAID U WERE GOING, SO GO!!
FINE
FINE
FINE
F.I.N.E.
GOODBYE.
Rosalie stands up in the middle of the lecture and starts packing up her stuff. Coach Clapp, who was giving the lecture, yelled out "You can't go yet! You need to know the proper way to put on a condom!"
Rose just walks out the room faster after yelling "Unless you're blind, you'll have noticed that I'm a girl. The boys need the condom. Not me. You're clearly mentally challenged if you didn't know that." The rest of the students snicker at the sight of the big, burly coach being told off and corrected by a teenage girl.
Okay…
She's thinking about how no-one really 2ppreciates her and is wondering why she bothers to put up with you Bella.
S'not my fault she's so touchy.
YOU SAID SNOT!!! LOL!!
Sure I did Emmett (Edward, what's the number for the nearest asylum?)
0161 221 2309
Thanks! You know that how?
Emmett got sent there 67 years ago.
Seriously?
Uh-huh
It was freaky there…all the humans wore white coats, and they kept asking you loads of questions about how you felt. They said I was un-curable and was to in touch with my inner child. They've all got sticks up their arses though. They need to chillax. Majorly.
…Moving on…
How do you think Nessie is?
She'll be ok, we've got Jake and Seth looking after her. She behaves for them.
Nessie's fine, she's playing dress up with Jacob. He looks fab with lipstick on!!
LMAO!! Wish we had photos…
Oh, but we shall. I had the vision about it yesterday, so installed a video camera in Nessie's room that'll switch on at exactly 10:37 to record it. Don't worry Edward, it saves and switches itself off after 1/2hr. Your little girl shan't have her privacy invaded.
Evil…
HA!!! We can put them on facebook and let the world see him in pink!!
This is actually starting to sound like a good plan. I'm surprised.
More surprised than last night when Bella got out the handcuffs?
Ye- wait, how'd you know about that????
ALICE!!!!!!
GO BEL-LA!!! Who knew you had it in you?
-growls- SHUDDUP!!
Hell no.
Meanies
We know, marvellous, isn't it? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BELLA!! TOUCH MY CREDIT CARDS AND DIE!!
There goes my revenge plan. Drat.
The bell's gonna ring in 10 seconds guys. We should pack up.
Edward?
Yes love?
Nothing.
It may be nothing now, but hat were you going to say?
I was gonna say that … erm … I forgot. Sorry!!
Never mind.
A/N: hi again. I forgot to say a few things.
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