Thank you guys so much for staying with me :) correction I know I said after Sexy but change to being Slightly canon, I'm picking certain elements of the show and piecing it together the story. All of my readers, I love you all :) For this, FTM, or TBAA (which will be updated soon I swear!)

Again, I can't thank you enough for reading.

-Aristic_Junkie

Chapter 4 - Her Morning Elegance

I checked my watch, 10:05. I was late sure, but honestly, she's not too important so I'm ok running a bit late. I pulled out my phone and shot her a quick text telling her I was on my way out when I placed my sneakers on.

10 minutes later I was walking into he Lima Bean dressed in my Cheerios uniform.

Okay, the girl first off has money, I shoplifted those boots she has on last year. And honestly, the girls got body, she can dress. She was reading the latest edition of Vogue when I walked over to the table.

"Is this Seat taken?" I walked over to her table.

"Sure go right ahead. Morning Santana" she said placing her magazine down.

"I was waiting for you, so what do you want?" she was reaching in her bag for something.

"A medium drip and a blueberry muffin."

"Be right back." I had to admit, the girl rocked the hell out of her clothes. I turned and saw her leaning over the counter talking to the Batista, and then she winked at him. Hm guess she's straight then.

Ugh, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

"Alright I'm back," she placed the coffee tray and two bags on the table, she unzipped her jacket and hung it on the back of her chair.

"Alright, one Chai Latte for me and pumpkin muffin for me, and a medium drip with a blueberry muffin for you." she said pushing the bag toward me.

"Thanks," I lifted the coffee to my mouth, and for once the coffee tasted beyond good. But then again, everything taste-correction is better free. I continued to keep up a bitch attitude, well, for as long as I could. It's kind of hard to be a bitch, when you kinda broke down in front of someone days ago. Not by your own choice however, but by pressure, yea that's it.

"So excited for the game?" her voice pulled me out of my thoughts, for a moment, I contemplated ignoring her.

"Hm," I took a sip of my coffee, "Sorry, I got kinda spaced out for a minute."

"Hey Santana, can I ask you something?" where's she getting at with this...

"Sure..."

"You know there are more bitches in the world than you think right?"

"Excuse me?" I said raising my voice.

"I said you're not original, you're rude, you were late, you're in your uniform giving off the jock aura, and honestly, sure you're pretty but you just- the more like this the more annoying I find you to be."

"Look you, I come from Lima Heights Adjacent, and you think you'll be fine crossing me like that, you got something wrong with you. Bad things happen and I ain't afraid to cut ya." She laughed...I really wasn't expecting that.

"As I said before, snarky, rude, and want to be intimidating. If you wanna be a jock go ahead, but honestly, being a bitch will only last til college. Yeesh how do you even keep a steady relationship for Pete's sake?" That was cold.

"So I'll try this again." she cleared her throat and sipped her latte. "Excited for the game today?" I was silent, just who the hell does she think she is like seriously, fucker wants to call me a bitch, then laugh at me?

"I'll take your silence as a yes." she sipped her latte and took a bite out of her muffin.

"I'm sorry why did you want me to get coffee with you again?" she hung her head fixed her hat and laughed.

"Wow, I think of all the people I've ever been with, you're by far the most jackass they get." Been with? excuse me?

"Excuse me, lil miss high bitch, I'm not with you"

"No, but I have had the pleasure of kissing you on the cheek." she smiled cheekily.

"Okay a kiss on the cheek is the new equivalent to hand holding." I took a bite of my muffin.

"Then here," before I had the chance to remark back she kissed me. "that enough for you?" Before I could even react she was walking to the door. I don't know what to do anymore. She kissed me, full on the mouth. In the middle of the Lima Bean. I'm wearing my Cheerios outfit so it's not hard to know where I go to school. Great. I may be out the closet now. With that sudden realization, I pulled my hood up, cleared the table, and ran to my car.

We lost, which as usual I don't find surprising. Maybe if Frankenteen stopped looking in the stands and gawking at Rachel, we'd have a shot. I was walking to the showers, when Brit showed up.

"Hey Tana, the Cheerios are all going out for dinner tonight...you wanna go?" Yes. Yes I want to go. I want to go just so I can be near you.

"Nah," I shook my head to add effect. "I'm a little sleepy"

"You aren't sick are you? Lord Tubbington says that when you get sick, you need more sleep than-"

"No, I um, I met up with someone for coffee this morning." She smiled at me. I remember when she would smile just for me.

"Sounds fun. See ya Monday?"

"Yea"

"So let me get this right." Kurt put his bowl of ice cream and cookies down. I practically ran to Kurt's house, I didn't know who else to call, Mercedes is a blabber mouth, Rachel is annoying, boys are insensitive, and I never talk to Tina...so that's how I ended up here, in the Hummel house, with Quinn, Blaine and Kurt, with ice cream, cake, chips, and junk food to last for decades. "You ask Brit to leave Artie for you, she says no, then you accidentally told your life/ relationship story to Elma?" I nodded

"Who kissed you, wanted to make up with you, and ended up kissing you again?" Blaine looked at me with his signature confused look. The one that could only be described as an idiot.

"Either that girl really takes quick interest or she's really weird." said Quinn taking a bite from her ice cream.

"I guess, I mean honestly, I'll never be over Brit, she was..." I tried not to choke, I've spent 2 days crying over her, time to move on.

"Everything and more?" Quinn offered.

"Yea pretty much,"

"You know, I never got over Puck." Quinn set her ice cream bowl down and got serious for a moment. "Rather, I'll always know he was special to me. He has a special place in my heart, him and-and Beth. *clears throat* But I'll just have to live with the truth, and lives that we have. Puck's dating Lauren, I'm with Sam, and honestly it's just life. God forbid anything bad to Lauren, but if the both of us are ever single, would I do it all over again? Maybe, despite his whorish ways he's got heart."

"So pretty much what Brit said 'If I'm single, and you're single, we'll mingle.'"

"Yup" I took a bite of my ice cream. Of all things that are bullshitted, by situation is by the most.