The guards of the Akutgawa estate were very bored. No one ever came out their way anymore. They had been hoping for a good fight for a long time, but since one still hasn't come, they pretty much gave up. To say the least, when two figures jumped over the wall and landed in the middle of the clearing.

I personally was very happy that they were surprised. It meant more fun for us. Hidan was smiling quite creepily, which scared the crap out of the guards. I smirked. "Let's have some fun, Hidan."

"Gladly." We took off, taking out at least twenty guards before they realized they needed to fight. The guards were split: some of them were clumsily raising their swords in an attempt to fight while others were running away in fright. All I had to do was glance over to Hidan and I knew why they were running away in fright.

Hidan had gotten blood from most of the guards and was currently stabbing himself. He was bathed in pain that only brought him happiness. Oh, Hidan, you really make me glad you're my partner.

I turned my attention back to the remainder of the guards. Only one looked ready to fight. He was going to be my next victim. I ran towards him and stopped behind him. He was good enough to jump out of the way of my fist and land, ready to attack. The rest of the guards, that weren't currently in Hidan's jutsu, fled to the woods. I smirked.

The man I was fighting had dull brown hair that fell to around his shoulders. His eyes were a bright green that seemed to be dulled with age. He had some wrinkles on his face that suggested he was in his fifties or sixties. The blade he had had a slight blue tinge to it that brought your attention to the elaborately decorated hilt. There was a gem right before the blade that the man was obscuring with his hands. I knew exactly who this man was. This was Hajime Akutgawa.

He was definitely older than I thought he was going to be. I had always thought he was in his thirties, since he only became a lord recently. Everyone said he was very agile and strong. Then again, from the state of the guards, I guess nobodies been here for a long time.

He turned and started attacking me. I easily dodged his swing. Before I saw what was happening, he had swung back with his sword. I barely managed to dodge. In the process of my jump, I threw a punch at him that hit his shoulder. He staggered backwards, nearly dropping his sword. I smirked again.

He regained himself and ran at me again. I ducked beneath his swing and tripped him with my legs. I jumped back up and kicked the sword out of his hands. He looked up at me with a knowing look. He knew I was going to be the one to kill him. He was ready for it. After I grabbed a kunai, I raised my hand and stabbed into his chest. He made no noise as he bled out. Once his heart stopped beating, I cut his heart out of his chest. I do believe I got my fourth heart.

Hidan finished off the last of the guards and came over to me. He was still smiling, until he saw Hajime's body. He grew angry fast. "What the fuck? You killed him already? You are going to fucking die!"

I rose my eyebrows slightly before turning around and walking away, leaving the fuming Hidan to kill another day.

The next morning was very bright. The sun seemed just a bit brighter than normal. The sky was cloudless and was bright blue. I woke up and saw that both Hidan and I had fallen asleep on the bed. It seems that we were too tired to care last night. I still didn't care.

I did my normal morning things and came out to see Hidan just waking up. "Morning."

He stretched before replying. "Morning. What time is it?" I looked down at my watch. "Almost nine."

He got up and stretched again. He went into the bathroom. There was a moment of silence before a scream. I smirked even more. An enraged Hidan came out of the bathroom holding a bottle. "What the fuck is this?"

He held the bottle out. It was definitely a bottle of lubrication. "Thought you might want some on hand. You never know what may happen and where is may happen. It's best to be ready."

He looked at me in terror. "Have you lost your fucking mind? Why would I ever get laid? Who would ever-" Realization set into his head. He looked over at me and gave a look that said, 'Really?'

I nodded. He suddenly started smiling and leaped over to give me a huge hug. That was the last thing I expected. For some reason, I felt myself having a sudden urge to rip all the clothing of the man in front of me and doing horrible things to his body. I pushed my urge out of the way for the time being. There's always the return trip to look forward to.

"Alright, come on, we have to get packed. We're leaving today." Hidan nodded, let me go, and scrambled around, picking all of his stuff up. It looks like he was more excited for this than I thought he'd be. Good.

After picking everything up, we transformed into our teenage transformations. Hidan grabbed my hand and smiled. At that moment, I do believe that on a scale of one to ten of how much I loved him, it was one hundred. I smiled back, glad that I had such an amazing partner.

The receptionist was very sad to see us go. She said that she hoped we would come back and settle down one day. We said we'd think about it, but for now, we were going to a few other towns before deciding. We left the little town that had established our relationship.

That night, when we stopped in a clearing, we sat very quietly, not knowing whether we should do something or sleep. Our natural instincts got the better of us. We clashed our mouths together, invading each others mouths. We then proceeded to rip each others clothing off and fight for dominance. I won.

For hours we did the dance many people had done before. Finally, we exhausted ourselves and fell into deep sleeps. The next morning, we almost succumbed to our instincts a second time. Unfortunately, it started to downpour. Hidan nearly talked me into doing it anyway, but I refused to get mud down there. After a moment, he agreed, realizing it would probably hurt a lot.

We made it back to the hideout by nightfall. Leader-sama gave us a strange look before telling us we had a week to rest. We had another mission that was much harder. This time, we were to find a controller of beasts. Not tailed beasts, but regular everyday beasts. Some probably aren't regular everyday beasts of course.

We went to our room and unpacked. Then, we closed the door and tore each other's clothing off yet again. I'm pretty sure people heard the yelps and the banging because everyone was giving us strange looks. Oh well.

We had our week to rest before our next mission. It was not exactly what you could call the most relaxing week. We were constantly doing each other. We had become addicts.

Finally, our week had finished. It was time to leave for out next mission. The only lead we had was that this person was in Kiri. I do believe Leader-sama was testing our intel gathering abilities.

To say the least, gathering information with Hidan next to me is an incredible task. I'm surprised I managed to figure out where the guy lives at all. Hidan was practically eating my face off every second.

We were now disguised as a couple in our late twenties. I was looking for a teacher to help me capture beasts in order to train them. Hidan was my wife who didn't want to leave my side for ten seconds, so she came with me to find him. Our disguises were only older versions of our other disguises.

By the time we had finally hit our big break, three days had gone by. Apparently, this Jinji Homanaka was famous in his town. He had controlled many of the beasts that were threatening the area. All we heard were good things about this man. Why, then, did Leader-sama want us to kill this man?

That was what I wanted to find out. Nobody in Akatsuki knew anything about Leader-sama. He kept mainly to himself. So, now that I think about it, does that girl, Konan. They are always seen together, whispering in the shadows.

I was brought out of my thoughts by another onslaught of kissing. A small nibble at my lip let me know Hidan wanted to invade my mouth. I allowed it and was very glad I did. I ended it when a scream pierced the air. Hidan pouted for a moment before he heard another scream. We both ran towards the screams.

There was a woman who was being held outside of a window. The man holding her was yelling at her. "You fucking bitch! Why the fuck did you screw him? He's was my best fucking friend!"

The woman was too terrified to answer. It was a long way to the ground. There was a small crowd growing around us. No one was even attempting to save the woman. "Answer me!"

When she started to choke on her tears, he let go of her. She started screaming like crazy. The next minute, I felt a large weight fall into my arms, knocking me over. My right wrist bent wrong and I heard a small crack. My wrist instantly felt like a cinder block fell on it. I heard yelling all around me. When the weight on me disappeared, I was helped up by Hidan, who was looking very concerned at my wrist. It was at that time I had realized I saved the girl. I mostly just broke her fall, but I saved her life.

I began clutching my wrist, and the pain seemed to ebb away slightly. I then felt myself being brought into a large hug. "T-thank you so m-much for saving my l-life!" My eyes widened. I was being thanked for something I didn't even mean to do. My mind thought on it's own in those crucial seconds.

After many people thanked me, I was finally allowed to help my wrist. It was incredibly swollen at this point. Hidan touched it slightly and I felt pain rip through my body. When he got the ice, I wished I was dead. My wrist felt like it was on fire. I tried to throw the ice, but Hidan made me hold it there. He promised something that made me very happy, if you know what I mean.

We went to the local hospital so they could look at my wrist. After waiting an hour, they finally looked at it. They said it was broken and I would need a cast. I groaned. This mission just got harder.

They put the cast on that day. Afterwards, we went back to the hotel and lounged around. Hidan was being abnormally nice, which was strange. I was glad that he was getting me everything I asked for, though. It was a very nice evening.

The next day, I noticed that me wrist had swollen up so much that the cast was cutting into my wrist. Hidan began freaking out when I told him. He quickly grabbed me and transformed us into our other selves. He dragged me back to the hospital.

They believed that I was allergic to something in the cast. I believed them when they took the cast off. My skin had a large rash on it and was at least two times its normal size. They held down my other arm so I wouldn't start itching it. I understood why when they put on ointment. My arm erupted in the itching sensation. They had to get two other people to help hold me down. I never realized I was so violent.

After the torturous ointment was put on, they put an IV in my other arm to put antibiotics in my system to fight the reaction. I had to stay there overnight, which was not what I was planning on doing. Hidan stayed by my side the whole entire time. His girl form was actually pretty cute. the hair had soft waves in it that fit the face perfectly.

I fell asleep after my daydreaming. I had this strange dream about Hidan. He was being killed, but he was so happy about it. It was then that I realized I was the one killing him. I jerked awake and saw that the room was dark. I heard something to my left. I guessed it was Hidan sleeping on the uncomfortable chair they gave him. I turned to my side and closed my eyes again.

I had no dreams during this time asleep. I woke up in the early morning hours. Knowing I couldn't fall back asleep if I wanted to, I got up. They had taken the IV out in the night sometime, because it was no longer in me. I was glad for that.

I wandered around the hospital until the sun rose. I headed back to my room. Hidan was in a frantic search. "I'm right here, idiot."

He turned to see me and let out a big breath. "Thank Jashin! I thought you left me! I was going to cry if you had!" He ran up to me and gave me a big hug. I smiled and hugged back. It was at that moment I finally realized they had put a new cast on me.

"When did they do this?" Hidan looked at my arm. "Probably after they took your IV out. I was asleep by then."

I shrugged and laid back down on the bed. We talked some more before the doctor came in and released me. I left as fast as possible and dragged Hidan behind me. "We need to recover the time we lost from all of this."

Hidan nodded and we set out to start planning how to assassinate Jinji Homanaka.

I finally updated! There's not going to be too many chapters left, because I want to focus all of my effort into writing my other story. I really want to finish that story. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the chapter!