The journey back from missions was always uneventful. I guess I wanted to change that. Out of no where, I turned around to Hidan, got down on one knee, and asked, "Will you marry me?"

Thinking back, I was looking at his eyes the entire time. Of course, Hidan stared at me for a minute, looking like I had grown about twenty heads. Then, a smile overtook his face and he jumped up and down saying, "Fuck yes! Fuck yes!"

So, there we were, in the only village we were never required to change our appearances. We found a priest to marry us and decided to do it the next day, since it was pouring outside the day before. That night, Hidan got a little two excited. Seductively, he dragged me into the hotel room and locked the door. I'm fairly certain we kept the couple below us up all night, because the next morning, the guy sent me a death glare.

Our actual ceremony wasn't until four that evening, so we decided to go shopping. The first place we went to was the weapon shop.

"Ooo, look at this one! It's so shiny and new! Can I have it? Please, baby?" Hidan asked, looking at a 100,000 yen scythe that had been made that morning. I could feel my blood pressure rise and my wallet cry out in agony at the thought of spending that much money on anything.

"Make sure there isn't any-" I stopped short when I saw Hidan asking the store owner to wrap it and sell it. I nearly lost it. I went over to him, killing intent growing as I drew closer to him. When I was next to him, I said, quite calmly, "Honey, what do you think you are doing?"

Hidan looked at me, wide eyed and innocent looking. He said, it a sweet voice, "I'm buying our honeymoon present!"

I almost face palmed. So, a scythe was our honeymoon present? "Sweetie, you do realize honeymoon presents are meant to be given to us by other people. We don't buy them for ourselves."

I prayed that he would understand. When I saw the puppy dog eyes come out, I knew he didn't care. Then, he said with dignity, "Jashin-sama says you are buying this for me as our honeymoon present."

"I really don't care what your God says! I'm not spending that much money on a scythe when you have a perfectly good one already!" My voice steadily got louder and louder as I said that. Hidan only gained more anger in his face.

"I don't care that you don't care! If we truly are going to get fucking married, you have to do things for me! This is one of those fucking things!" Hidan screamed. I snarled back to him and then looked away. I stormed out of the shop and started down the street. I was hoping today would not be going like this at all.

Stopping suddenly, I realized how stupid my actions were. I should just buy it for him, if I truly love him the way I think I do. Feeling regret flowing through my veins, I slowly made my way back, only just realizing I made it fairly far away from the store.

As I walked back to the store, I saw two things. One, Hidan had left. Two, he had left a fairly catastrophic mess behind. The whole front of the store had fallen into pieces, glass shards coating the street in front of it.

"MY SHOP!" I saw the manager standing outside the shop, on his knees. Sighing, I took out my wallet and took out 500,000 yen. I walked over to the manager, tapped his shoulder, and handed him the yen. His eyes widened and he stared at the yen. I was walking away by the time he yelled, "Thank you, sir!"

Sighing at the loss of money, I started my search for Hidan. I could guess where he most likely went, which was to the other big weapon store in town. When I got there, my idea was confirmed.

"Oh come fucking on! That other weapon shop had one! Do you need me to sacrifice you to Jashin?" Hidan glared, pointing his own scythe at the owner who backed away in fear. Smart move on his part.

"Hidan? Stop threatening that man," I said. Hidan's back tensed up when he heard me. He didn't turn around, but he didn't continue yelling at the owner, who had run to the back room of his shop.

I walked over to him, and put my arms around him.

"I'm sorry."

A slight intake of breath was heard from Hidan. I repeated what I said two more times before he pushed my arms off and turned around. My eyes widened at the tears that ran down his face. I had never known him to cry before. It was strange. Very strange.

"I should be saying that! I-I shouldn't have told you to buy it for me! That wouldn't s-show that you love me! You asking me to marry you told me that you fucking love me!" He collapsed in my arms, leaving my mind to intake this strange information of crying. Even all the money in the world wouldn't tell me why he was crying.

I bought the scythe for him anyway, which he hugged and kissed me for profusely. As evening drew near, we made our way back to the priest.

"You may now kiss."

The next three minutes was only devoted to our complete making out. I'm certain that the priest left with a disgusted look on his face.

That night, whilst laying on the bed in our honeymoon suite, we held each other close. Hidan smiled and said, "I still don't understand why you fell in love with me. Most sane people run away when they realize that I sacrifice people to Jashin."

I looked at him and said, "I originally fell in love with you when I saw your eyes. They were breath taking. They still are breath taking. Now, I love you for who you are along with those beautiful eyes."

A small kiss on the nose was all it took for Hidan to start straddling me. It was going to be an extra fun night tonight.

His eyes really did make the sex that much hotter.

I am finally done with this story! I'm sorry that the ending was so terrible, but I really needed to finish this. For some reason, when a story is on the internet, I feel the need to finish it, even if there is only two people reading it. Thank you all for your reviews!