"Babe, I'm going home." Jason pressed a kiss to Andy's temple, lingering for a second. "I'll see you tomorrow, early. I'll be here."
Andy pondered why Jason would be coming early but pushed it off, kissing Jason on the mouth. His hands gripped onto his short brown hair, not letting him escape. Not wanting the scene to get too awkward in front of his friends, he pulled back, smiling. "Mmm. I'll see you then."
Jason chuckled, his eyes on Andy's lips, "Maybe I could stay…" He leaned in but only to be pushed back at arms length. Andy was smiling crookedly, his hand still on Jason's chest.
"Tomorrow," Andy laughed. The hardest thing for Jason to walk off from was that moment.
Jason rolled his eyes as Andy walked away. He walked out, Seth behind him.
Bill and Andy smiled mischievously at each other once they left.
"Are we going out?" Bill asked, stretching.
Andy nodded and grabbed his jacket.
/
Jason and Seth sat in their apartment, watching the television. They had been home for about an hour and nothing exciting was happening. There was some old, cheap movie playing on FX and it was just getting to the exciting part when Jason's phone buzzed.
It was a text message from his friend Kristen Wiig. He read over it, I emailed you a vid of me and my friends and all the fun you're missing out on, loser. Go watch it!
"Who's that?" Seth asked from the couch, his eyes trained on the television.
"Kristen. She sent me a video." Jason mumbled, making his way over to the laptop. He refreshed the page and spotted the bolded message. Seth was behind him though, eager for something new to take his mind off of.
"Did she say what the video was about?"
Jason shrugged, crossing his arms as he watched the video load. He handed his phone over to Seth so he could read the message.
"Ah, a video of her and her friends." He responded, setting the phone down. He pulled up his own rolling chair from his desk and sat down.
The video finally started, Kristen's face filled the screen. She had her glasses on and a black beanie. She smiled ecstatically, her eyes wide. Waving, she wiggled her eyebrows. "Dance video! Enjoy!" She backed up as the music started and another girl joined in. They jumped around together before Kristen launched forward and took hold of the camera. Panning it around the room, Jason and Seth found out there were quite a few people with her. Five total.
She set the camera down again, appearing in front and mouthing the lyrics to Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. Jason and Seth laughed when she tugged the girl to the trio of men. They stood in front, humping the air dramatically and slowly. That ended soon though when a voice called out, one Jason recognized.
"Are you recording this?" Adley asked Kristen, still dancing as he approached her.
She nodded, grabbing a hold of his hands and danced out of the screen with him. The girl remained in screen with the other two guys, whose faces were hidden by glasses with a hats added in. One had a baseball cap and the other had another beanie on.
Suddenly, the shorter of the two men jumped on the others back; singing as his hands wrapped around the mysterious mans neck. The taller one, with the beanie, had his hands on the shorter mans legs, making sure he wouldn't fall of. He walked them forward, still jumping to the music as the other girl did the roger rabbit next to them. Then the one on the man's back began pumping his fist. He jumped off his back though, disappearing off screen.
Then the video ended.
"Well, that was nice while it lasted. I now have the urge to go join their dance party." Seth mumbled, stretching his arms as he did so.
Jason turned around, smiling knowingly. "Should we?"
Seth's eyes widened. "Uh… I don't know. Do you think we should?"
"I doubt Kristen would mind…" Jason responded. But his phone interrupted him, buzzing loudly on the sleek glass desk. He picked it up, sliding his thumb across the touch screen and pressing down to open the message.
I know you guys want to come. JOIN US.
Jason laughed, happy that she invited them. "That's all it takes. She invited us, let's go."
/
Andy looked at himself in the mirror, his eyes glancing over his friends. Kat stood next to him and Bill and Adley behind him. Kat had been a dancer and, knowing that Bill, Andy, and Adley all had a thing for dancing, she was teaching them a routine. It went along with the song Glad You Came by The Wanted.
Kristen and her friend, Lyra, stood in the corner saying that they didn't have any coordination to do the dancing. They started the music for them though.
It was about their sixth time working through the routine and everyone was pretty much getting a hold of it. They waited for the beat of the music to speed up. It didn't take long and everyone was waiting for the que in the lyrics.
Finally, they did their dance, keeping their eyes on themselves in the mirror. Their shoes squeaked as they moved from side to side and the wind whistled as they jumped and turned. Before they knew it, the dance was over. They celebrated by high-fiving each other. Kristen and Lyra clapped in front of them… but were soon joined by two others.
"That was really good."
Andy spun around and gulped when he saw his boyfriend. He wasn't sure if he would recognize him or not because he had glasses and a hat on. Bill, on the other hand, was better disguised then he, having on a beanie, glasses, and a bandana tied behind his head so it covered from his nose down.
Bill looked at Andy, the corners of his mouth peaking out from the bandana, signaling that he was smiling at the situation. Glaring, Andy flipped him off as he walked slowly to the back of Kristen's place, trying his best to disappear.
"Jason! Seth!" Kristen said happily, jumping around hugging them. "I'm glad you came. Did you get to see them dance?"
"From the very beginning. You guys are very good." Jason added, smiling warmly.
The group mumbled some thanks, still embarrassed about them being caught.
"I recognized Adley in your little video." Jason waved to him. "He's my boyfriend's cousin." He explained to Kristen.
"A boyfriend he's totally whipped by." Seth joked, getting a punch in return from Jason. "What? It's sweet!" He had to dodge another hit. "I mean it! You guys are really cute together." Seth had moved further away from Jason now, his body curved away from the attacker. "Andy's really awesome. You'll have to meet him." He told Kristen.
Kristen, meanwhile, was glancing from the two and over to Andy, a suspicious look on her face. "Would his last name, by any chance be Samberg?"
Jason chuckled and nodded. "Do you know him?"
"I believe I do." Kristen tried to hold back her laughter but ended up snorting. She quickly ended it though, pursing her lips together.
Jason looked at her skeptically but rolled his eyes. "Who are your friends?"
Kristen turned her smile on Andy. "Yeah. Who are my friends?"
"I'm Adley!" Adley yelled excitedly and waved like a two year old. Then, he grabbed a remote beside him and pressed a button, turning on the music. It was the classic "sex" song, Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye.
Andy, on instinct, turned around and rolled his body to the song just like Bill and Adley were doing. It wasn't the first time the three danced to it and they didn't mind that they were in a group of people. It didn't take long for Kat to join in, but the song was off before they knew it. Lyra had unplugged the device.
"Oh hell no." Kat said dramatically before she chased after the girl giggling.
Shrugging, Adley walked stiffly over to the stereo's and plugged them back on. He searched through his music and found something he liked. Pulling Bill with him to the mirrors, he pushed Andy extremely hard in Jason's direction.
Andy's eyes widened behind the shades as the three non-dancers eyed him. Glancing back behind him, he noticed Bill's eyes on him as he danced next to Adley to the song I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) by T-Pain. Rolling his hips, Bill nodded to the boy, telling him to go on.
Sighing loudly, Andy pulled his glasses off and through them across the room to Kristen's couch. Jason's eyes widened and he was prepared to say something but Andy interrupted him. "Fuck it." With that he grabbed both sides of Jason's skull and pressed their lips firmly together. He kept his eyes squeezed shut tightly while Jason, on the other hand, was still shocked. His eyes were as wide as could be and his hands hovered above Andy's hips before. What seemed like an eternity, Jason finally relaxed and gripped onto the boys hips.
"Yay!" Kristen exclaimed sarcastically and clapped, "Everyone's in fucking love and happy while I'm not."
Bill shook his head no at her and waved, then pointed at himself. He would've objected but the music was too loud for him to be heard.
Kristen grinned at him, prancing over to join their slow dance. She definitely could roll her hips, if anything.
Andy finally pulled back with pop, gasping as he kept his hand intertwined in Jason's hair.
Clearing his throat, Seth pretended like he was coughing as he said: "Get a room."
Jason turned around and gave his friend a sideways smirk before he returned his lust-filled eyes to Andy. "Where were you when I came in?"
Andy closed his mouth to breathe through his nose as he swallowed. "What do you-you didn't see me…?"
Jason shook his head no, his hands heavy on Andy's hips.
Smiling, and exhaling deeply in relief, Andy slumped against Jason.
"You sure are an odd person." Jason smiled at him as he pulled back. "You make me think too much."
Andy punched his boyfriend in the arm. "What the hell are you doing here? Stalking me now?"
Jason rolled his eyes as he flirted with his boyfriend. Seth had joined the group, dancing with Kristen. Adley and the mysterious man had pulled away as they did a little jig with their feet. It was something small but sill looked extraordinary. "You wish," he retorted, holding Andy's hand as he tried to punch him again. "You just seem to be everywhere I am."
Andy pulled Jason forward, a little too hard since they knocked into the pillar behind them. Jason grinned down at him, placing his forearms on the cold white painted bricks. "It's fate."
"Yeah?"
Andy placed his hands on Jason's chest, smoothing out the wrinkles on his gray shirt. "Yep. We're meant to be together."
"I just hope you don't get sick of me." Jason chuckled, leaning in for a kiss. But he stopped short. Andy looked confused, as did Jason as he looked on to the mysterious man. "Where's Bill?"
"You're thinking of Bill when you're about to kiss me?" Andy chuckled; gripping the collar of his shirt he tugged Jason's attention back to him.
"Of course not. I'm just curious." Jason added, pressing one quick kiss to the corner of Andy's mouth. "But you still haven't answered my question."
Andy chuckled, crossing his arms and turning on his left so he leaned against the pillar. "Seth's really not that good at dancing, is he?"
Jason couldn't resist chuckling as he saw the man dancing, gracefully may he add, slowly with Kristen. "Slow dance, he sure can. Anything else, no. It's not like I can either." Jason added, shrugging.
"I'll help you with that one day." Andy responded, tapping the heel of his toe to the beat of the music. He was surprised but ecstatic that Jason hadn't seen him dancing. Something he'd like to keep quiet about was definitely his dancing. He wouldn't like to share how he learned either.
Jason's hand suddenly appeared in front of his face. "Care to dance?"
Andy bit his lip, his eyes downcast at his feet. His innocent eyes shot back to Jason's but there was no way he could deny. So he placed his hand in Jason's and was walked out to the dance floor.
They danced one song until Jason said no more and that he'd sit down and watch. Knowing that he couldn't dance with Bill and Adley, Andy sat down, feeling rather tired. Seth joined, looking exhausted.
"I could never dance again and be the happiest man in my life." He said as he sat down next to Andy.
Kristen agreed, walking over to the fridge and grabbing out a water bottle. She downed half of the liquid in one go, obviously tired from the dance. "I don't know how these guys do it."
The trio nodded in agreement, watching as the Adley and Bill suddenly ran up the steps. Andy would bet they were going to get Kat and Lyra who had disappeared quite a while ago. It wasn't too long before thunderous stomps were heard coming down the steps. The four were giggling as the jumped down from the last few steps.
"Andy, you about ready to go? Or are you staying?" Jason asked, stretching his toned arms above his head.
Andy's eyes fell on Bill who was looking at him as well. "Uh…" Bill nodded at Andy and then turned to whisper something in Adley's ear. "Yeah, yeah. Bill's probably wondering where I am." He added at the end, standing up and pulling Jason with him.
"You never did tell me where he was." Jason responded, messing with the strings on his black hoodie.
"He's at his brother's house. Mind giving me a ride to Andy's place?" Adley questioned, walking past them to Jason's car, basically ignoring that he even asked the question.
Andy apologized quietly to Jason but they left. Turning around to look at his friend one last time, Andy paused at the doorway.
But there was no Bill in sight.
/
Bill ran as fast as he possibly could, he knew that his brother's house wasn't far. Adley hopefully led them down a wrong street or more, but Andy probably wasn't in on it meaning that he'd told Jason the correct directions to his brother's place.
Bill's dark hair flung through the cool air. It was pretty dark out and Bill knew he looked like a mad man running through the streets. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a familiar car. It was Jason's. They were walking to the front of Ryan's apartment.
Gasping, Bill leaned over to get his breath before he carried on, hoping that the window was open in Ryan's apartment. He placed his hands on the glass and pushed up, successfully lifting it about an inch. His cheeks puffed, Bill pushed harder, making a big enough space for him to crawl through. Bill went headfirst but got stuck half way through because of the sharp jut of his hips. He pushed on the sides of the wall, slipping out as if the house just gave birth to him.
Landing on the ground hard, the brunette rolled on his stomach, placing a hand on the small of his back. Through his squinted eyes he saw a small blond girl in pink footie pajamas. She was no older than three.
Her eyes were full blown as she stared at Bill. Bill quickly lifted a finger to his lips, telling his niece to remain quiet. Although it didn't work. The girl squealed and ran towards the kitchen where Victoria would no doubt be.
But he was already on his feet, chasing after the girl. He made it into the dining room before he finally reached her. He scooped the two year old into his arms and held her like a newborn. She squealed with excitement, pressing against Bill's chest. Her cheeks were flushed and her eyes were a shining, sky blue.
"You are one loud child Mirabella." Bill said in a quiet voice, prepared to walk her to the kitchen.
"Uncle Billy! Your hair is all messed up." She giggled into her hands and dug her face into Bill's armpit.
"Thanks for telling me." He ran a hand through his hair, getting all the knots out as he could. He was still gasping from the loss of air from the run. He turned around so he was facing the kitchen. "I wouldn't want people thinking I'm messy, now would I?"
"No!" Mirabella shout out, suddenly wrapping her arms around his neck. The young girl was about to say something when her voice cut off.
"What is it Mir?" Bill asked, pulling the girl back to look at her face. Her eyes were still cast over his shoulder but she had a wicked smile and her hand was in her mouth as she bit on her lip to hide her smile.
Slowly, Bill turned around, remembering that Andy had been headed over.
As expected, he saw Andy standing there, Jason behind him and Seth and Adley to the side. Ryan stood in the middle of them, a smug smile on his face and his arms crossed. "And you say you're not good with kids."
Bill made a horse noise with his mouth. "Of course I'm good with kids. Isn't that right Mir?"
"Right BB." Mirabella nodded to her words, gripping onto his shoulders. "DD, LeLe, come here." The girl held out her hands and squeezed them repeatedly. "I wanna hug."
Andy and Adley rushed over, hugging the girl tightly. "How's the new baby, Mir?" Andy asked her.
"He's so cute!" Mirabella exclaimed, once again her hands covered her mouth. But then the shyness hit her and she hid half of her face in Bill's shoulder. "Who are they?"
Andy smiled at the three men near the door. "That's Seth and Jason." The two walked over, feeling as though it was the right time. "Jason's my boyfriend." Andy smiled warmly at the taller man.
"Is he your princess? Like Cinderella?" The girl blurted out, staring wide eyed at Jason.
Andy burst out laughing and Jason chuckled quietly beside him. "Of course he is."
Mirabella squealed again. "Me, Uncle Billy, Uncle Andy, and U-Uncle Adley play princesses all the time."
"Oh gosh, Mirabella you're not supposed to tell anyone that." Adley responded blushing furiously.
Ryan laughed heartily at that. "Don't worry Adley. I've had to play princesses with her too. If I recall I was Belle. I'm assuming you're going home?"
Bill nodded, yawning right after Mirabella finished. "I can't believe you're all up this late. I'll see you guys again real soon. Go to bed Mirabella." Bill pressed a kiss to her cheek. "Tell Leonardo I said hi."
"Even though Leonardo won't understand, he's too busy pooping himself, I promise I'll tell him." Ryan laughed, waving goodbye to his brother.
The group went down the hallway, headed home finally.
"I really hop Leonardo is the baby." Seth added, getting laughs from the others.
Awkwardly, Bill had to sit in the middle of Seth and Adley, pressed tightly against both. But he couldn't stop feeling the electricity shooting from Seth to himself.
