(enter skool)

Human Zim: *goes inside his classroom*

Mr. Joe: Okay, stupid people, we have a student that left, and starting today, he is staying in here now. His name is Zim.

Human Zim: *thinking* Well, I never been to school before, but I feel welcomed.

Mr. Joe: Sit your butt down!

Zim: X3 Okay, sir. *sees a girl with pale skin, short red hair, blue eyes, and hottopic clothes*

*Human zim goes to the girl's seat, sits beside her*

Human Zim: *smiles kindly* Hello, Who might you be?

Girl: Zim? Are you serious? My name is Chris.

Human Zim: Is something wrong?

Chris: Duh, a month ago, you DESTOYED by trust and love. I don't feel the same anymore.

Human Zim: I did that? Hmm… I'm so sorry. Will a hug make you feel better? *hugs chris*

Chris: What are you doing!

Taylor: Mandy- *sees human zim, thinks it is the real zim* AGH!

Human Zim: What's wrong?

Taylor: Don't drain my brain!

Human Zim: Drain your brain? Why on earth would I do that?

Taylor: *stares at him, confused*

Human Zim: Honestly, I'm brand new here. And everyone thinks I am going to hurt them. Why is that? I am nicer than a stuffed teddy bear knowing myself. *scratches his head*

Chris: Sure…

Taylor: ….I like tacos… no. not really.

Dib: *sees zim, and tries to be mean to him* You attempted your failed relationships again? You are pathetic, spaceboy.

Human Zim: Spaceboy? Again? I have no clue what is going on here…

Dib: *raises eye brow* Yes you do.

Human Zim: I really don't.

Dib: Quit playing "stupid", Zim!

Human Zim: I'm sorry.

Mr. Joe: Would you kids just shut up! I'm trying to teach!

Dib: Yes sir.

Human Zim: *looks at chris* Hey. Want to go for ice cream after skool?

Chris: *whispers so no one can hear but human zim* Dude, Irkens are allergic to Earth food. You want to get yourself sick?

Human Zim: *thinking* What's a irken?

Chris: Even though I am still mad at you, I don't want you to purposely get yourself ill.

Human Zim: But, I eat ice cream all of the time. I never get sick.

Chris: *shrugs shoulders* Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.