"Wha-?"
"Finn? Are you awake? Finn?"
"Rachel?"
"Oh good. I'm so glad you're up. We need to have an important discussion about our future. I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I believe that the minimum number of kids we should have is three, don't you agree? See, I have this theory. You know, we're only going to live for so long, and we need to bring our legacy into this world, because with our genes combined, you know our children will be perfect. Anyway, if we want to repopulate the earth with beautiful and talented children, then we will need to have at least three kids, because two will only serve to take our places when we die and in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn't change anything and-"
"What time is it?"
"Oh, just a little after three."
"In the morning?"
"Of course Finn."
"What are we talking about?"
"My theory of population."
"Your what?"
"Haven't you been listening at all? Honestly Finn-"
"Rachel, do you really think this is the right time to talk about this?"
"Well, any time is the right time to talk about the rest of our lives together. Don't you think that this is a conversation worth having?"
"Yeah, yeah of course I do baby. I just don't know if three a.m. is exactly the right time to-"
"You don't think this is important, do you? You think I'm being ridiculous and you're annoyed that I woke you up-"
"Whoa, Rachel slow down! My brain is still half asleep right now. Can you please not freak out until I'm awake enough to know what I'm saying?"
"I- Fine."
"Awesome. So what are we talking about again?"
"My theory of population."
"Right, right. And where is this coming from?"
"Well, okay it's that movie we watched last night, it got me thinking."
"The zombie movie? The one where you spent like, three quarters of the time with your face behind your pillow?"
"It was scary!"
"That movie got you thinking?"
"Yes Finn. What if, by some crazy insane fluke, this world becomes infested with a virus or disease that wipes out entire nations? What if, by some crazy miracle, the two of us are the few remaining survivors? And of course, in order to repopulate the earth, we would need to build a new world, with humans well-equipped to handle the obvious hardships of rebuilding life. The both of us would be one of the best choices to bear this responsibility-"
"Wait, wait. Maybe it's 'cause it's like, three in the freaking morning, but do you know how crazy you sound right now?"
"Finn Hudson-"
"Rachel, it was a movie. About zombies. How could it possibly make you think all that?"
"I just- "
"Baby, as much as I love talking about our future in the apocalyptic world with you, I've got a class at eight tomorrow and I need to sleep. Can we just continue this, I don't know, some other time when it's not in the middle of the night?"
"I-"
"Besides, repopulation will be the last thing we need to worry about. It's more like how to get the hell away from those flesh-eating zombies, which you probably won't know, since you barely saw anything through that whole cushion-"
"I can't sleep."
"What?"
"I- I can't sleep."
"What's wrong Rach?"
"…"
"Rachel?"
"I miss you so much!"
"I miss you too-"
"I'm so sick of not being able to see you! I'm so sick of dates through Skype and watching movies with you through the screen and hiding behind pillows when the scary parts come because I can't hide behind you. I just- I can'tsleep."
"Hey, hey it's going to be okay. Rach c'mon. Don't cry. Please?"
"I'm sorry for waking you up in the middle of the night Finn. I just- I wanted to hear your voice and- and I just- that was all I could come up with."
"You couldn't just come up with 'Hey'?"
"You're laughing at me."
"I'm not, I swear. I miss you too Rachel. A lot."
"I didn't think it was going to be this hard."
"Remember what you said? Just two more months, right? Just two months and then Summer will come and we'll be together, and you can hide behind me all you want."
"This sucks."
"Big time."
"I guess I have to let you go back to sleep now."
"It's kinda four in the morning…"
"Well, at least you picked up the phone."
"Of course I did."
"Goodnight Finn. I love you."
"I love you too."
"Sweet dreams."
"Rachel, wait."
"Yes?"
"I can't sleep."
"But you just said-"
"We've got a few hours before I gotta go."
"Really?"
"Yeah sure. Why not?"
"Thanks Finn."
"No problem. So, what are you wearing?"
"Finn Hudson!"
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. How was your day?"