Chapter 2: Donna's Discovery

Place: Foreman's Kitchen

The most of the gang was in the Foreman Kitchen with Hyde, Kelso and Foreman were sitting around the table, and Randy and Fez were sitting at the counter near the sink. Donna and Jackie were the only ones that were not in the kitchen. Everyone in the room had a beer in their hands and discussing the most important question of life.

"… and that is why I would do Ginger." Fez said while grinning.

"No man Mary-Ann is so much hotter and smarter than Ginger. Hyde, back me up on this one." Eric said.

Hyde gave a pained face and said, "O... yeah… Foreman you see…"

Hyde was interrupted by Eric, "Come on Hyde you really would pick Ginger over Mary-Ann?"

Hyde to a sip of his beer and grinned before saying, "Well Foreman look at it this way, Ginger has hot jugs and she's a movie star, and I have to say man, that looks so much better than some girl next door's tan body."

Eric gave a sour face and said, "Yeah, well, that is probably because your girlfriend looks like Ginger, so I am going to call you on biasness. Kelso, you rather do Mary-Ann, wouldn't you?"

Kelso smiled and loudly said, "Man, I would do both of them at the same time."

Eric said, "Of course you would Kelso, and then it would blow up in your face when they find out that you have been sleeping with the other."

Kelso, still smiling, said, "But it wouldn't because I have had loads of experience."

Eric shook his head and said, "Keep telling your-self that Kelso. Now Randy, you have got to back me up on this one."

Randy, with a pained look, said, "Sorry, Foreman, but I am going to have to agree with Hyde and Fez on this one, and besides, wouldn't you also be biased because your ex-girlfriend looks like Ginger?"

Hyde shook his head and said, "Nah Randy, Foreman and Donna's relationship actually ended smoothly, therefore they never had a problem with being in the same room with each other."

Randy, looking confused, said, "But I thought you told me that she dumped him."

Eric said, "No, because in the Foreman-Piniciotti Break-up Agreement of '79 she wanted everyone else besides the gang to think that it was her that broke up with me, since I broke up with her the first time."

Randy, still confused, said, "Then why didn't you tell me that at first, Hyde?"

Hyde said, "Well Randy, you had just started to work for me at the time and I didn't know you were going to be going our daily group sessions."

Just then Donna ran through the front door and excitingly said, "Guy you'll never guess what happened."

Kelso jumped out of his chair and loudly said, "Aliens landed in your yard?"

Everybody stared at Kelso awkwardly.

Kelso defended himself by saying, "Hey, someday it's going to happen and I'm going to be right."

Donna said, "Ignoring the dumbass. I just found out that my Dad is leaving at six tonight for a midget convention in Madison and won't be back until tomorrow."

Fez, confused, said, "So, why do we care if Bob want to see a midget?"

Hyde said, "Fez, Donna is going to have her house all to herself tonight. Now, what could do you suppose we could do tonight?"

Fez said, "I'm still at a loss."

"Yeah, me too." Kelso said.

Randy said, "Dudes, if we got some beer, some chips, some extra people, and some slutty chicks, we could have a party!"

Fez, finally understanding, said, "Ohh, I get it."

Donna said, "So, I was thinking we could do the party at eight?"

"Sounds good" "That's cool" "I'll be there" "Sure" "Alright" everybody said at once.

Donna said, "Okay and I've already told Jackie about the party as well."

Hyde said, "How is it having Jackie live at your house again?"

Donna said, "It's actually really great since we gave her the extra bedroom."

Hyde looked at his watch, got up and said, "It's two already? Darn. Oh well, come on Randy we should get back to work and spell Leo."

Fez shouted said, "L-E-O, ha, beat you guys."

Hyde shook his head and said, "Fez when I said spell, I didn't mean 'spell'."

Fez said, "That's just confusing, you Americans' and your English language."

Randy and Hyde both walked out of the door. The rest of the gang sat around for a while before Red came in and told them to leave.

Place: Pinciotti Back Lawn

(Later that night)

A bunch of people had come to the party and they were either outside or in the living room. Foreman and Randy were sitting on a bench outside talking about sci-fi stuff, when Jackie came outside with a bowl of salsa and a bag of chips.

"Here I got some salsa for you guys." Jackie said, while walking over to the small table in front of the bench and put the salsa and the chips on the table.

"Don't mind if I…" Randy said while reaching his hand in to get a chip.

"Stop!" Eric said and slapping Randy's hand from the bag.

Eric stared at Jackie suspiciously and said, "What did you put in the salsa?"

Jackie, with a confused face, said, "Nothing."

Eric, still suspicious, said, "Then eat it."

Jackie slowly took a chip out of the bag and scooped some salsa out with her chip, took a bite, chewed then swallowed the salsa. When Eric saw there was no negative effect on Jackie's face he grabbed her arm and pulled her out of Randy's hearing range.

Eric stopped, turned around and said, "Jackie what are you doing?"

Jackie smiled nervously and said, "What I can't bring two friends some salsa and sit with them?"

Eric said, "Look, I know you're up to something, with you being all nice to Randy and me. I don't know what it is yet, and since I don't know yet I'll let this pass."

Eric and Jackie went back to the bench and sat back down.

Place: Pinciotti Living Room

(Meanwhile)

The rest of the gang were in the living room and Donna was looking around the house for someone.

Donna turned to the rest of the guys and finally asked, "Hey have any of you guys seen Jackie anywhere?"

Hyde shook his head and said, "Nope."

Kelso said, "Nu-uh."

Fez said, "Maybe she's in her bedroom?"

"Fez you might be right. I have to go tell her about her something." Donna said as she started to head for the stairs.

Place: Jackie Bedroom

Donna walked into Jackie's pink unicorn room and said, "Jackie are you in here?"

Donna looks out her window and sees Jackie outside on the bench with Eric and Randy. Donna shook her head and thought about how weird Jackie was acting recently. As Donna started to head for the door when a little small book on Jackie's table caught her eye, it was Jackie's dairy. Donna contemplated a moment about reading it before she picked up the book and opened it to the first page.

The book read, 'Dear Diary,

I know you are my thirty-first diary, but I plan to pick up where I was at on diary thirty. As I was saying, I could not believe it that I whenever I look into his eyes, he makes me feel this way. I don't know how I am going to tell him that I think he is hot and sexy, especially with Hyde and Kelso around, but I have to tell him soon that I love him or else I think I might explode!' That was all that was written in the diary.

Donna stood there in shock about what she had just read. Donna looked out the window and saw Jackie still there with Randy and Eric. Randy… Donna put what she though was two and two together and ran out the bedroom door with Jackie's Diary, to go tell the other about what she found.

AN: Sorry for the wait but I seriously have never written a chapter this long.