Chapter 8: Kitty is VERY LOUD!

(A short chapter about Kitty's reaction to J/E relationship)

Place: Eric's Room

Everybody was in shock until Kitty yelled, "OH MY GOD!"

At that point everybody could see the anger in Kitty's eyes that they have only seen once before.

Hyde started pushing the gang backwards and yelled, "HIT THE DIRT!"

The gang jumped out of the sight of Eric's bedroom door. Eric covered Jackie with his body to protect her from the inevitable explosion.

Kitty was just about to explode when Red put his hand on Kitty's shoulder and calmly said, "Kitty, it is one o'clock in the morning."

Kitty, still furious, said, "But Red…"

"Kitty," Red interrupted, "if we do this now we'll all be cranky in the morning and I know how you hate being cranky in the morning. Look, we'll talk about this tomorrow."

Kitty finally conceded and said, "Fine, but it will be the FIRST THING we do tomorrow morning."

Kitty walked back into her bedroom and closed the door. Everybody got off the floor and Eric rolled off of Jackie.

Hyde walked over to Red and said, "Red, man, you handled that like you weren't even scared man."

Red turned to Hyde with an angry frown and whispered loudly, "ARE YOU KIDDING? I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRIAD IN MY LIFE THAN I DID RIGHT NOW! AND I'VE BEEN TO WAR!"

Red turned to Eric and Jackie saying, "Look, I'm not upset that you two are together, but you two need to act your age and stop having sex in my house! Dumbasses!"

With that Red turned around and went back into his bedroom. Everybody just stood there speechless.

"Hey man, Loud Girl and Stick Man are together! Wow, you guys sure get around." Leo said.

(Next morning)

Foreman Living Room

Everybody was sitting around the living room waiting watching Kitty pace back and forth in front of the TV. Eric and Jackie were sitting on the couch holding hands in anticipation. Hyde, Donna, Kelso, Fez, and Leo were sitting off to the side interested in what was going to happen next. Red was standing next to the TV waiting for Kitty to stop pacing.

Kitty stopped pacing and angrily said, "Well, I just can't believe that you would do this Eric!"

A furious Red said, "Yeah, you dumbass!"

Kitty said, "Do you realize what you are doing?"

Red said, "Having sex in our house! When I have told you time and time again to take your sexual business elsewhere! That is why you have a car Eric, so you don't do it in my house!"

Eric interjected, "But I thought the purpose of having a car was to go places?"

Red and Kitty glared real hard at Eric.

Jackie smacked Eric's shoulder and said, "Not helping, Eric!"

Hyde smiled at Donna and whispered, "Foreman and Jackie are in trouble, Red and Kitty are pissed at them, and Foreman's smart mouth is digging their graves. This is probably the best moment of my life."

Red said, "I can understand sometimes when you are being a dumbass because you don't understand something, but when you have been told about something a hundred times and still do the stupid thing is when it takes the cake. I know I don't bake much but I am about to create a cake called foot in a la ass!"

Fez looked at Kelso and whispered, "I have never had that type of cake before, is it good?"

Kelso said, "Can't say that I've tried it myself, but if Mr. Foreman is baking something then it probably isn't any good."

Kitty said, "And who you were having sex with even makes me more upset."

Red points his finger at Eric and said, "That's another thing… wait a minute what?"

Realizing that conversation had changed, Hyde said, "Oooh, the plot thickens."

Kitty looked at Red and said, "Red, he's dating Jackie."

Red in a confused look said, "So? That is probably the only good thing about this situation."

Kitty said, "Red, he is supposed to end up with Donna."

Red said, "Kitty, even though Eric is a dumbass and still lives with us, he's a grown man he can make his own choices on who wants to date."

Eric, slightly confused, said, "Umm… thanks Dad?"

Red said, "Shut up, Eric!"

Eric said, "Yes, sir."

Kitty said, "But Red, Jackie can't even cook a simple batch of cookies correctly."

Red said, "So? You're saying Donna can do any better?"

Donna stood up and said, "Hey!"

Red glared at Donna, and Donna sat right back in her seat.

Kitty said, "Red, it is supposed to be Eric and Donna who are dating."

Red said, "And if they wanted to date they would still be together."

Kitty said, "Red, he is dating a whore!"

There was a gasp from everybody in this room. Jackie got up from her seat and ran through the kitchen door. Eric ran after Jackie.

Red looked sternly at Kitty and said, "Kitty, you went too far."

Kitty said, "But it's true. She has slept with almost every guy in this room."

"Hey! I have been trying to get action from her for years and she has never turned an eye towards me! Or even a toe for that matter." Fez protested.

Leo said, "Hey blond lady, I know I have had sex with a lot of people, but I know that I have never had sex with Loud Girl."

Donna said, "Mrs. Foreman I know that Jackie has only had sex with Hyde and Kelso, and even they had to go through a lot in order to have sex with her."

Hyde said, "It took her a long time for her to come around to me and she wouldn't even do that until she trusted me."

Kelso said, "Yeah, I dated her for about a whole year before she would give me any, and you know me Mrs. Foreman, I tried really hard to get her to have sex with me before our first time."

Kitty said, "But she still broke up with the both of you."

Hyde said, "Mrs. Foreman, she broke up with both Kelso and I because we were not giving her any promise that we would have a future. Plus, Kelso was an idiot and cheated on her a lot."

Donna said, "I am actually happy that Eric and Jackie are together because you will never find two people who are more loyal to their love ones."

Red said, "Kitty just let Eric and Jackie be. You got used to Steven and Donna being together."

Kitty conceded by saying, "Fine, I will let them date, but she is going to learn how to cook. I don't want my baby to starve to death because she cannot make a simple meatloaf."

(Jackie's Room)

Jackie was on her bed crying. Then there was a knock at her door.

"Jackie, will you let me in?" Eric said.

Jackie sobbed, "No!"

The door then suddenly opened up fast.

Jackie looked at Eric and said, "How did you open the door?"

Eric said, "You gave me a key, remember?"

Jackie looked at the floor and said, "I seem to give away more than my keys to people."

Eric walked over to Jackie and said, "Hey, don't talk like that. My mom was way out of line on calling you that."

Jackie said, "But it is true I have slept with other men."

Eric said, "Tell me who else you have slept with other than Kelso and Hyde?"

Jackie said, "No one but I still slept with them."

Eric sat down next to Jackie and said, "But you never made it easy for them."

Jackie said, "No, but…"

Eric interrupted, "But nothing. So what if you slept with other men? Jackie, I have slept with another woman for pete's sake."

Eric then grabbed Jackie's shoulders, looked her straight in the eyes, and said, "Jackie you aren't not a whore, and don't let anybody tell you different. As far as I am concerned you are still my superficial, loud mouthed girlfriend who is superhot and sweet."

Jackie gave a small smile and said, "And you are my nerdy, skinny boyfriend who is kind and great in the sack."

Eric gave Jackie a quick kiss and said, "That's my girl."

OMAKE (Skip if not a fan of OMAKES)

Kitty said, "And who you were having sex with even makes me more upset. Argh! This story is pathetic."

Red stands up straight and says, "Why is this story… 'pathetic?'"

Everybody else starts to look confused.

Kitty, angry, says, "Because it is supposed to be Eric and Donna all the way!"

Red, calmly, said, "Just because a story has a different pairing then others doesn't mean it is 'pathetic.'"

Eric looks at everybody else and says, "Does anybody else no what's going on?"

Kitty, astonished and angered, said, "I thought your character would agree with me on this?"

Red, stoically, said, "Nope. Besides, the Red character states in season one episode eighteen that he prefers Jackie over all of the younger characters."

Kitty, angry, said, "But that doesn't matter Donna and Eric were meant to be together.

Eric, Hyde, Fez, and Jackie were beyond confused, but it looks like

Red said, "Actually every logical conclusion shows that Eric and Jackie would be far more compatible for each other."

Kitty, trying to calm herself, said, "Then why did the writers not pair them up during the actual run of the show?"

Red said, "Just because a story doesn't have two characters get romantically involved with each other doesn't meant that they aren't logically compatible. Also it was indicated by creator Bonnie Turner in twenty twenty-two (2022) that had the Eric character's actor, Topher Grace, not been so impatient about the progress of his character, season eight would've had Eric and Jackie become romantically involved."

Kitty, getting really angry, said, "Well if that…"

Donna got up from his seat and interrupted in a commanding voice, "Stop it you two! Computer end program."

Everything started to disappear except Red, Kitty, Donna, Leo, and Kelso.

Kelso got up, looked at Kitty, and said, "Great B'Elanna, you had to put your pairing preference over the fun of the entire group."

Now it starts to become obvious that the remaining people don't look like the actual characters. Red's skin looks like the color has been painted on and his ears have points to them. Kitty/B'Elanna's skin also looks painted and her forehead has cranial ridges. Leo's face has a large Native American looking tattoo on it. Kelso does not have the same height as normal. Donna looks a lot older and shorter than her character suggests.

B'Elanna, frustrated, said, "If it wasn't how so stupid this story was I wouldn't have broken character."

Red said, "This story was actually well written and close to the original characters' characteristic parameters for an amateur writer who had not been able to complete any of his prior, if I am correct Tom, fan fiction."

Kelso/Tom said, "That's correct Tuvok, and this guy would write several more 'good' fanfics. This just happened to be his best work."

Leo looked at Tom and said, "What gave you the idea to use this story anyways?"

Tom looked back at Leo and answered, "Well Commander Chakotay, I was looking through the early twenty-first century data sharing console, the internet, and I discovered this place called '' that had lots of amateur writings on many of the popular story of the era and this one writer, Der Schatten, stories started to intrigue me. After I had read several of them I decided how much fun it would be to see his stories on the holodeck, which was fun until B'Elanna decided to rain on our parade."

B'Elanna, disgruntled, said, "Well if it wasn't for this Der Schatten's choice of pairing I wouldn't have gotten so upset."

Donna/Janeway said, "B'Elanna, I also agree with you that I am not fond of the pairing myself, but this story was very entertaining. The whole goal of this Der Schatten fellow was to make enjoyable stories."

B'Elanna said, "Alright, I'm for ruining this for everybody, and getting angry at you Tuvok."

Tuvok said, "Apology accepted, beside we must be heading back for duty. I also would like to get this uncomfortable skin pigmentation cream and wig off."

Everybody started to head for the door when Tom said, "Tuvok, I was surprised that you knew about That 70's Show?"

Tuvok said, "It is a good story once you get past some of the first seasons early plot holes."

Chakotay said, "I was actually surprised that you knew about Der Schatten's writings?"

Tuvok said, "On the contrary, it is always important to study the author and his writings before you experience them."

Janeway said, "Then who was Der Schatten?"

Tuvok said, "The writer who was, in old Earth terms, a simple person, who had a desire to write for his and others' entertainment."

AN: I know my OMAKE wasn't that funny, but I thought it would be fun to use Star Trek Voyager's holodeck as an interesting tool. I hope I don't sound conceited about my writing because I usually am not happy with my writing. Give me a review

I am also very sorry for the long delay for this chapter, but it was very hard to write. I hope to write my chapters a lot sooner than before.

Minus the OMAKE this chapter was very short because I felt it would get too cumbersome if I wrote it any longer. Please review.