Chapter 10: Randy Gets One Line In This Chapter

Place: Foreman Kitchen

(Next morning)

Kitty and Red were in the kitchen. Kitty was just getting done setting the table for breakfast while Red was sitting in his seat reading the morning paper.

Kitty looked at Red and said, "Red, honey?"

Red, not looking away from his paper said, "Yes?"

Kitty, still fixing the table said, "Did you hear some rattling last night?"

Red looked up from the paper and said, "I thought I was just sleeping through that. You're saying you heard that too?"

Kitty said, "Yep I did."

Red shook his head lightly and said, "Well the only way does rattling noises were made is from a bed and you know what that means…"

Kitty looked at Red and loudly whispered, "You mean there was sex going on last night?"

Red seriously said, "Yep, and the only way we could have heard that is if it came from Eric's room, and unless the boys have switched rooms…"

Kitty said, "Red, I have been meaning to talk to you about that… maybe we should be lighter on the sex rule."

Red said, "Kitty… I know that you feel that Eric and Hyde should have more freedom because he is an adult, but he lives under our house then he has to play by our rules."

Kitty sat down next to Red and said, "I know honey that we have our rules, but can't we be a little lighter on them?"

Red smiled and said, "Kitty, I know you think I am being strict on them, but I honestly am actually being lenient. I only get angry at them is if they disrupt my day, if they have sex and I don't know about it I am fine with it. Honestly, they could be having sex right know and I wouldn't care so long as it doesn't disturb my peace."

Red then grin at Kitty and said, "Plus, it gives them a good incentive to leave our home. Then you Mrs. Foreman will be completely ravished by me."

Kitty blushed and said, "Oh Red! You dirty man!"

Red smiled and said, "Come here baby face and give me a kiss."

Kitty and Red then gave each other a strong smooch.

After the kiss, Kitty smiled and said, "Red? Would at least let them off a little easy today?"

Red smiled and said, "Ok, I will."

Kitty went back to get the pancakes and said, "Red, I think Jackie's is the one."

Red went back to his paper and said, "The one what?"

Kitty walked back over to the table with the pancakes and said, "The one that Eric will marry."

Red put the paper down and said, "What makes you say that."

Kitty looked sat down and said, "Well, you know that I have been making Jackie cook up a lot of food recently, to see if she is really dedicated to Eric?"

Red said, "Yeah?"

Kitty said, "She has lasted two weeks and that was a lot of work. And yesterday Eric came over and told me to stop making Jackie work so hard… Red you should have seen the determination in his eyes."

Red chuckled and said, "Just from the idea of Eric standing up to you says something about them."

Kitty said, "Now that I know how dedicated Jackie is to Eric, I am going to stop making her cook all of that food."

Red said, "By the way, how are you able to get all of that food? You have never asked me for money?"

Kitty gave a smile and said, "Red, some things left best unsaid."

Just then Hyde and Donna came up the stairs both with large smiles on their faces. Red looked at them and slammed his paper down on the table.

Red angrily said, "It was you two having sex last? Were you trying to wake up the whole house last night?"

Hyde put his hands up in defense and said, "Red, we weren't having sex last night, honest."

Donna grinned and said, "Actually something better…"

"OH MY GOSH! DONNA IS WEARING AN ENGAGMENT RING!" Kitty yelled while pointing to Donna's ring finger.

Donna gave a big smile and said, "Yep he asked me last night. And I said yes!"

Kitty started bouncing up and down, and hugged the both of them while saying, "Congratulations! I am so proud you both."

Red got up and shook both of their hands, and said, "Congrats you two, and welcome to the club Hyde."

Kitty excitedly said, "Well this calls for champagne!"

Kitty went to the cupboard under the counter.

She bent back up, looked at Red, and asked, "Honey do you know where my champagne went?"

Red shrugged and said, "I don't know."

Kitty looked at Hyde and Donna, and said, "Do you know?"

Hyde said, "Honestly, we were going to ask you two if you took a six pack German beer that I had put aside for this special occasion, because that is missing as well."

Just then Fez, Kelso, and Randy walked through the door.

"What's going everyone?" Kelso said.

Donna looked at them and said, "Well… Hyde asked me to marry him, and I said yes!"

Kelso yelled, "That's awesome!"

Randy said, "Isn't that Fez!"

Fez disappointedly said, "Yeah, yeah, I heard it last night."

Red looked at Hyde and started to ask, "How does he…"

"Trust me Red… you do not want to know." Hyde said a little disturbed.

Red was about to say something when they heard a loud crashing noise coming from the living room. Everybody ran into the living room and saw a drunken Eric on the ground, in the middle of the room next to the stone barrier. Eric was wearing the exact same clothes as he did last night, and Eric's hair was completely disheveled. There was also a broken beer bottle next to him with another beer bottle in Eric's hand.

"Who the fuck, puts half a stone wall in the middle of the fucking room!" Eric yelled while haggardly getting himself off the ground.

Hyde went over to help Eric up, but Foreman swatted Hyde's hands away.

"Don't touch Heidi." Eric said angrily.

Red looked at Eric and sternly said, "Eric, what happened to you?"

Eric finally stood up and said, "Me found out why mom loves alcohol soooooooooo munch."

Kitty, looking at Eric with concern, said, "Why did you need to drink alcohol?"

Eric staggered to the front of couch and said, "Because Jackie and me broke up lassst night is what. Oh… (Burp) and your welcome."

Eric then immediately fell on to the couch face first. Kitty went into nurse mode and went over to check on Eric.

Kitty examined him for a minute before she said, "He's just passed out."

Everybody gave a sigh of relief.

Kitty looked at Red and said, "Red, somebody should check Eric's room."

Red looked at Kelso and said, "You, Kettle Head, go check out Eric's room."

Kelso immediately ran up the stairs.

Donna looked at Eric and said, "How could have this happened? Eric and Jackie were so happy last night before they went out for dinner."

Hyde said, "Yeah, I know."

Fez said, "Maybe, Eric could fill out Jackie's 'needs' anymore."

Hyde punched Fez on the shoulder and said, "Shut up Fez."

Fez yelped, "Ow!"

Kelso raced back down the stairs.

Red looked at Kelso and asked, "Well? What happened in Eric's room?"

Kelso looked at Red and said, "Ok, so Red, you know when we have our potato chip wars?"

Red nodded and said, "Yeah…

Kelso said, "So imagine that but instead of potato chips there is bottles of beer, wine, and all of Eric's action figures."

Red chuckle and said, "Crap, Eric did get wasted this morning."

Kitty glared at Red and said, "Red, not helping!"

"Ahh… ok Kettle Head, Ali Babwa, and Goldie Locks… go upstairs and start cleaning Eric's room." Red commanded to Kelso, Fez, and Randy.

All three of them walked up the stairs quickly.

Kitty looked at Donna and said, "Donna, honey can you and Hyde go check up on Jackie and find out why they broke up?"

"Sure Mrs. Foreman." Donna said before rushing towards her house with Hyde.

Red looked at Eric and said, "Eric, why did you have to go on a drinking binge by yourself? I could have easily helped you by going on the binge with you."

Kitty glared at Red.

Place: Jackie's Room

Jackie was on her bed crying her eyes out to sad music. Jackie was really torn over by the break up and how much she missed Eric right now. Jackie was in her pajamas.

Then there was a knock at the door and a voice said, "Jackie, are you in there?"

Jackie yelled, "Go away!"

The door open up and Donna and Hyde entered.

Jackie put her face in the pillow and sadly said through the pillow, "Please go away, and let me drown in my tears."

Donna went over to Jackie and said, "Jackie why did you break up with Eric?"

Jackie angrily said, "Why should you care? Shouldn't all of you be happy that we broke up?"

Hyde and Donna looked confused.

Hyde asked, "Why would you think that?"

Jackie looked at Hyde and Donna and said, "Oh please, Eric and I heard what you two and the others said last night about how our relationship was 'unnatural' and how you thought we should break up."

Hyde and Donna looked at each other and started to laugh.

Jackie got even angrier and said, "What? This isn't funny you know!"

Hyde stopped laughing and said, "Jackie… we weren't talking about you and Foreman."

Jackie stared at Hyde and said, "What?"

Donna said, "We were talking about my dad and his new girlfriend."

Hyde said, "Yeah, after you and Foreman went Bob showed up with Miss 'Hot Strict' Strictly and it was awful. Miss Strictly treats Bob like he is still one of her students."

Jackie looked down and said, "Oh."

Donna sat down on the bed next to Jackie and said, "Actually we made the remark that we wished that Bob and Jane would be more like you and Eric because of how unnatural their relationship was."

Jackie then immediately started crying again.

Donna put her hand on Jackie's back and said, "What's wrong now, Jackie?"

Jackie sobbed, "I (sob) just let (sob) the best (sob) man that (sob) I've ever (sob) dated (sob) go (sob)."

Donna said, "Jackie if you just go to Eric and ask to get back together with him, he will get back together with you."

Jackie, still sad, said, "But does he even want me back after we both ended under the assumption that our relationship was unnatural?"

Hyde said, "Jackie, of course he will… actually the reason we found out about your break up with Foreman is because we found Foreman drunk off his ass in the living room earlier because of your break up with him. I am pretty sure he will take you back… after he gets done with the largest hangover of all time."

All three of them laughed before Jackie asked, "Are you sure?"

Donna put her hand on Jackie's shoulder and said, "Jackie… this is Eric we're talking about… and I am one-hundred percent positive that Eric loves you."

Jackie smiled and said, "Ok."

Hyde said, "Great let's get going then."

Jackie said, "Not yet!"

Hyde said, "Why not?"

Donna said, "Steven would you try to win me back in your pajamas?"

Hyde sighed and said, "Fine… but please, let's not take two hours to do get all fixed up."

Place: Foreman Living Room

(TWO HOURS LATER)

Red, Kitty, and Eric we're in the living room. Red was in his chair, Eric was sitting up on the couch, and Kitty was sitting right to Eric comforting him.

Eric said, "… you think she will?"

"I am sure she will." Kitty said with certainty.

Just then Jackie, Donna, and Hyde walked into the room. Jackie was wearing a very sexy black dress.

Jackie looked at Eric and said to Donna and Hyde, "I thought you said he passed out?"

Kitty said, "Oh honey, I made a secret family wake up recipe that wakes a person up right away!"

Hyde asked, "How does it taste."

Red said, "Imagine eating a mixture of cow manure and sharp needles with four gallons of hot sauce on top."

Hyde whispered to Donna, "Please never make me drink that stuff."

Eric looked at Jackie and said, "Jackie?"

Jackie looking at Eric said, "Yes?"

Eric moved closer to Jackie and said, "I think this whole break up was stupid because I love you and you love me, and we are very dedicated to each other and…"

Jackie interrupted saying, "I know… Let's just get back together."

Eric said, "Ok."

Eric and Jackie had a passionate kiss before Hyde broke it up by complaining, "Wait a minute… we wasted two hours getting Jackie ready for a makeup that took less than a minute? This day has gone to hell!"

Donna looked at Hyde and said, "I don't think that's true."

Hyde said, "What are you talking… Oh! Right!"

Eric, who was now holding Jackie, looked at Hyde and said, "Hey I was just told by my mom, congrats you two."

Hyde said, "Thanks Foreman."

Kitty said, "When do plan on having the wedding?"

Donna said, "We think it will be sometime in the fall… and Jackie I've decided to have you as the maid of honor."

"Oh my gosh! I am going to help you plan your wedding!" Jackie squealed while bouncing to hug Donna.

Hyde said, "Hey Foreman?"

Eric said, "Yeah?"

Hyde said, "You're the best man."

Eric smiled and said, "Alright!"

Red looked at Eric and sarcastically said, "Look at that… you are finally the best man at something in your life."

Kitty said, "Oh, Red that's…"

"Aye! WHAT IS THIS DEVILS DRINK?" A very loud and foreign voice shouted from the kitchen.

AN: I am so happy to be done with that chapter. It was a long one to write. I know most of you are thinking 'jeez, stop with these 180 turns in the E/J relationship!' Well, this was the way I wanted to do this.

Others might be like 'that was way too fast for Eric and Jackie to make up' but their whole break up was based on a miscommunication situation.

Please tell me what you think. I love the reviews.