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About an hour later, she pulled herself up but instead of being in a van, she was on a purple double bed with silky green sheets and a mobile of clowns hanging from the ceiling. She sat up on the bed and looked around, the walls were painted with random splatters of colours and was covered in pictures of Anna, and each picture was in its own golden frame. 'What the…'
Suddenly the door swung open and a man with pale skin, green curly hair and ruby red lips that extended up his cheek through scars walked in. He wore a lilac hexagonal shirt with a light brown tie and green vest. On top of that was a purple-blue jacket and a purple over coat that matched his purple pinstriped pants. Laughingly he said "Honey I'm home!" He looked down at Anna whose eyes enlarged and her jaw dropped. She jumped up and raced over for a hug. "Anna!" he pulled her into his arms and kissed her lightly.
She rested her cheek on his chest and listened to his heart beat softly, she could feel his switchblade in his pocket but she was not afraid. He hadn't hurt her in the past two years they had been together and he wouldn't even dare to.
"Oh Joker!" Anna said in the same manner but with a bite on the end. She pulled back holding the blade in her left hand and her eyebrows raised. The Joker's smile dropped at the sight of it, he knew she didn't like violence very much and he knew he was in trouble. She rolled her eyes. "Everything went according to plan..." She said with an indifferent expression while playing with the blade.
"No no no! Not plan… an idea that worked out in the end." The Joker injected holding up one finger to shush and correct her. The Joker grinned slyly and tried to grab the blade but Anna wouldn't let him have it. Anna raised an eyebrow and the Joker stopped, his smile instantly dropping.
"What I was trying to say was I looked at the camera like you said but YOUR henchmen bound and gagged me, then knocked me out! Do you mind explain this to me?" the Joker knew he was in trouble so he lightly pushed Anna onto the bed and quickly began thinking of a way to get out of this while still keeping her alive and his. Anna slipped the switchblade down her top, making sure he wouldn't use it on anyone.
"Do you think that's really gonna stop me?" he said pointing at the blade with a sly grin on his face but Anna's expression stayed the same… unimpressed. He rolled his eyes and became more serious. "They're new, and I told them to collect you from your house and that you were very important." He grinned his award-winning grin and Anna's tough exterior melted and she smiled back and stared deep into his brown eyes. "I'll kill them for you." Said the Joker with ease. He got up and Anna jumped up as well alarmed.
"NO! Please, no more killing! For me? Please Jay…" she pulled the blade out and held it out as a peace offering, batting her eyelashes. The Joker rolled his eyes, took the blade and carefully put it on the bedside table and dropped back down onto the bed with a mopey expression. "But what can I do when I'm bored?" Anna crept up behind him and wrapped her hands around his waist and began kissing his neck, little soft innocent angel kisses.
"Well I can think... of a few things... that are even more fun... and nobody get hurt... much." She said between kisses. The Joker chuckled softly and turned around to face Anna who was just wearing her leotard that showed every luscious curve of her body. He wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer to him until their lips were a few centimetres apart.
"Scissors, paper, rock. Loser gets chained up, winner chooses where." Anna ended with a wink.
"You're on!" they did it and Anna choose paper and the Joker choose scissors. Within five minutes Anna was chained to the bedroom wall. Joker began to nibbling at her neck when the glass shattered and in flew Batman from the window.