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Chapter 14: What the hell? Pervert sensei VS Crazy shemale!
to naruto...
''what! why you two are here!''
''I to would like to know why Im in the same room with this completely idiot!''
''who would talk! only being in the same room with you makes me feel more sick that usually!''
''wha? why did me put in the same room with them!'' said naruto as orochimaru and jiraiya screamed on each other.
''please stop this! its hospital so please don't say such a rude words on each other!'' said young pretty nurse.
''of course...'' said jiraiya looking at her, she go out.
''old pervert!''
''crazy shemale!''
''wait! why you two even are here!'' said naruto as he was geting crazy from them.
'' it was orochimaru! he started all this!''
''not it was you old idiot!''
''see! see! he again stars! crazy shemale!''
''stop calling me that! I don't know even what it means!''
''its a man who is a woman!''
''and what that means? Im a man!''
''how should I know!''
''but you just said that it was your idea!''
''and what?''
''DAMN YOU TWO! IAM GOING CRAZY! STOP THIS! WHY! WHY IM HERE!SASUKE!HELP!''
in kanoha...
''friend?''
''yeah friend! or he said so...dunno so you with me?''
''of course not! are you mad!''
''but I don't accept answer no...'' said she evil smiling.
''I will go take allw what needs...'' said neji going to his room.
'' hei crazy sadistic sister! Im here!'' said hanabi coming with bag.
''we aren't going there for year? what had you take?'' said hinata looking at her ginat bag.
''nothing much! just a few books! note to write with who I figthed! water,food, my katana,clothes!''
''sometimes it would be better to you go to ninja school...''
''what? no Im not they level! and because of that I teach everything at home!''
''but you will never become a reall ninja then!''
''hinata-sama is everthing allright?'' asked ino as she entered with tenten.
''ino? yes everthing is allright!''
''Im here...'said neji as his face turned a bit red looking at tenten.
''neji are you ill?'' asked tenten looking at him.
''what? no Im not! all...all is allright!'' said he fast.
'''then lets go!'' said hinata.
in forest...
''you know you are my first student...'' said tsunade as she drinked sake.
''well is normal to princes of hobo isn't it?'' said she and turned and asked.
''do you know in which state hobo's are most dangerous and powerfull?''
''no?''
'''when they are completely sober...'' said tsunade and fainted.
hm? its normal now...I hear that hinata had disappeared in hospital so she is allright...
don't you wonna get back to your work in hospital? destroying it and helping to escape bad guys you only get everyone go before you?
who would talk! wasn't it you who said that naruto is a good guy? and yes! I destroyed! so what? if something really bad happen they will come on they knees asking me to help them! still Im better that ayame or all others from there!
really? but sensei?
sensei? she used very greatfull medical ninjutsu but after that day I didn't see she useing it again...
but she teached you-
how to ask money and how to pretend dying! its not what I wonna but she explained that she uses her inside energy to make the hit powerfull as mines with chakra,and...and...
to it technique work in full power you need to get drunk!
I will never! how I suppose to fight and control chakra when Im drunked!
dunno but sensei will help to find the secret!
what damn secret! she is just...just...
your sensei and the coolest woman in the world!
yeah...
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''whos there?'' said sakura as she stand up.
'sakura?'' said familair voice.
''you!''
next chapter :You again!