Don't own Bleach. I've gone to extreme measure and broken what shouldn't be broken to provide funds in order to purchase the copyrights. Yes that's right dear readers. I broke my piggy bank.
ENJOY! and shizz like that. I mean what else am I supposed to say? Enjoy life? Want some fries with that? Give you life quotes? Americanized ways. They're causing snarky and sarcastic responses in the average sleep deprived young adults today. (I believe this would be where I say sweetly, "yes! this applies to me!")
Day 3: Discovering Teens React
Rukia was bored. Without a doubt, completely and utterly bored. Ichigo promptly told her to go play on the Internet so she could leave him be to playing video games (after he dealt with some short therapy due to his earlier… Encounters… Her latest fascination was with YouTube, courtesy of the "annoying shopkeeper" in her terms. She unfortunately made her way to and back from the weird side of YouTube, she shuddered at the memory of certain videos.
"Teens React…" She mouthed, clearly picking up interest on this subject because obviously, it applied to her, in a weird way. "Well it doesn't really apply to me… But teenagers are in high school, and I'm in high school, so this is sound logic."
About ten minutes later, her eye was twitching; both out of confusion, and due to the absurdity she just witnessed.
"ICHIGO!"
"WHAT?" He snarled back, passing by the door of the room that held the computer, he was coerced (read: forced) to help his father with some chores that involved heavy lifting because the bleep was too lazy to do it himself.
"Explain this to me."
"Go find a dictionary midget."
"NO. HELP. ME. NOW." She replied angrily with repeated kicks to the backs of his knees.
"ALRIGHT JUST STOP ABUSING ME! GEEZE!" With a groan and painful sigh, he sat next to the desk and waited for her questions. "I gave in too easily… Dammit." He muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, just ask me the damn questions."
"What are beauty pageants?"
A loud slap was heard as Ichigo's palm met his face. "THIS WAS WHAT YOU CALLED ME IN FOR?"
"Yes. Now answer me, what. Are. Beauty. Pageants."
"Ask Yuzu. How the hell should I know what that crap is?" Scoffing, he crossed his arms defiantly after getting up. He opened his mouth to yell for his little sister when Rukia once again began to spurt nonsensical information.
"Keigo told me all men knew what it was! In fact he was the one who told me to look at these moving pictures!" Ok so maybe it wasn't "nonsensical," it was more like downright annoying because of a gullible fool and a wimpy pervert.
"I'm going to kill him."
Yeah. This was based on my biffle sending me a video on youtube called "Teens React: Beauty Pageants" or something. Involved that show where the moms are real -bleep- and force their kid into- Toddlers and Tiaras! Or... Something like that... Here's some wise words for you. IDR, IDK, IDC. (I don't remember, I don't know, I don't care.) All three are applicable excuses. Please do consider possible punishments when responding to parents. By reading this you have acknowledged that I will not be held responsible for you being grounded or the life.
This is what happens when I'm ridiculously tired. Isn't it great? -wide creepy grin-
Ja ne~!
Kaida-chan out~