I said it before. I'll say it again. Don't own Bleach.
Before you question what's going on in this chapter, don't ask me 'cuz I honest to goodness have absolutely no clue. I mean not only is my brain fried (scratch that, suffering from mild shock) and demon filled (played Diablo II today), I'm having a gibberish conversation with my friend. We're bored. Anyway. Dunno where this came from, dunno what it's content is even... I'm gonna go bury my head in a pillow and try to sort my head...
Day 4
Reports were circulating the town of Karakura about a tall man beating a long haired teenager in a dark alley, mysterious as they were, no one could figure out the culprit, and the victim was too traumatized to even remember the ordeal.
On a different note, let's head to the Soul Society!
Yes… It's normal as usual here too… Zaraki's sending his men flying… Soi-fon is pining for Yoruichi… Nemu and her Captain are doing odd things, aaaaand Shunsui is doing nothing so Nanao is reprimanding him…
On second thought, the renowned shop keeper might have something…
Urahara cackled madly as he raced past Ururu. Her usual expressionless face displayed tired surprise. A dark shadow with something red on top barreled past her. She peeked out of her room to look down the hall.
"Huh… No one's there…" She closed her door and went back to doing whatever it is she usually did.
"People should work for their keep!" Another giggly cackle.
"YOU BASTARD! GIVE ME BACK MY SHOT GUN." Pineapple head said violently as he tore around a corner again.
"Only when you stop being a freeloader and do some work~!"
"BY CLEANING THE DAMNED TOILETS?"
Urahara stopped suddenly. "Well yes! Doesn't that sound fun?" Giggles escaped as Renji slammed into a wall, completely missing Urahara who stood in a hidden corner. It was then that Junta came out of the bathroom. Renji immediately plugged his nose and began screaming once more.
"FUN? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?"
"Oh I don't know~!"
"You're just a kooky old man. That's what you are."
A dangerous smile surfaced, "Would you like to say that again~?"
Renji shrunk back a bit into the meld of his body in the wall.
So maybe today wasn't a good day, normal? Yes. Good? Eh… Not so much… Particularly for Renji.