-blinks a few times- Ok. I'm up. Ish. -falls asleep for a bit- WAIT. NEED TO POST. -falls asleep- AH!

Ok. Don't own Bleach. I think that's it. Night. -passes out-

Day 5

Today was the weekly meeting for the SWA (Shinigami Women's Association). With all present and attending, Rangiku immediately assumed control (because Yachiru was busy munching on candy and sweets).

"There's a dire problem going on in the Soul Society today ladies!"

Nanao fixed her glasses in surprise, "and that problem would be?"

"Not enough sweets!" Yachiru waved her hand and shouted her suggestion.

"No. Worse than that… The SMA has been spreading rumors!"

"BLASPHEMY!" Rukia shouted, reacting violently (she'd been around Ichigo too long because her ladylike demeanor was slowly being replaced) slamming a foot on the ground and having a fist raised.

Rangiku nodded solemnly as Soi-fon raised an eyebrow imperceptively and both the Kotetsus and Momo were blinking in surprise and slight shock. Only Unohana remained impassive, smiling as she usually did politely.

"Well then what are the rumors?" Nanao asked, obviously confused because she had heard nothing in her division. "Though it could be Shun- I mean Kyoraku Taichou that stopped the rumors in their tracks… But… What could they possibly be? I vaguely remember some odd looks from some of our members…"

"Well apparently," the strawberry orange haired woman took a breath, and the other members realized there were quite a few things she was going to say. "I hooked up with Gin, Unohana-san you're with Ukitake taichou, Momo you're with my taichou, Yoruichi is with Urahara," the list continued as she rattled off names of supporters and members of the SWA and their supposed "partner." Interestingly, Rukia's name was not mentioned at all.

"Oh! And then for the other people, outside of the Soul Society of course," Rukia's back straightened, waiting for a rumor about her. She was oddly excited; giddy really, the pride of finding out who people presumed to be her suitor was interesting to her. Rangiku continued, "The Quincy is with Orihime-chan, Renji is with some girl that's close to Orihime-chan, Tatsuki was it? Oh and Rukia… Rumors about you haven't come up ever from what I've seen and heard while undercover. I have no idea why…"

She deflated slightly.

Meanwhile, with the SMA…

"Men! Our jobs have been fulfilled! The SWA won't know what hit 'em when they're 'supposed' suitor pops up and proves the rumor!" Hisagi began laughing, clearly feeling like he'd done something to tear down their only 'worthy' competition.

Kira only sighed and let his depressed aura surround him knowing he'd be the punching bag after the rumors were sorted.