Hey!! 3 reviews for 1 chapter! That ties my record! Anyways, this talk show is going to officially begin as of . . . . . NOW!!!
Kat: Hello everybody! Welcome to my new talk show called . . . Pokemon Talk Show.
Axletia: You really need a better name.
Kat: Tell me about it.
Axletia: Okay! We are going to bring in the guests!
Kat: Remember, the people that are brought in each chapter depend on the questions that I get in my reviews. That means no voting on guests.
Axletia: Now that's been said, our first guest is Ash!
Kat: Ash for the sake of the show tell-
Ash: Hi! I'm Ash and this is my best friend Pik- WHERE'S PIKACHU!!!
Axletia: You left him at home.
Ash: No I didn't. I bet you Team Rocket stole it!
Axletia: Shall we replay the ev-
Kat: TEAM ROCKET!? They couldn't steal a dust bunny!! Even from you!
Ash: Hey! What was that supposed to mean.
Axletia: Ahem.
Kat: Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
Axletia: Ahem!
Ash: Come on!
Axletia: LET ME REPLAY THE DAMN EVIDENCE!
Kat & Ash: Yes ma'am.
Kat: Hang on! I thought I was the host of this show!
Axletia: Yeah, but-
Kat: Let me guess, nobody cares.
Ash: Yup!
Kat: And nobody asked you. Ah crudski!
Axletia: Crudski?
Kat: Yeah, it's my new word. Like it?
Axletia: No. Our second guest today is . . . . uh where's my cards?
Kat: I took it. You wouldn't be able to handle the rest of them.
Axletia: Ah, whatever.
Kat: Our second guest today is-
Ash: I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!
Axletia: Then go!
Ash: Okay.
Kat: As I was saying our second guest today is . . .
Giovanni: Let me in! I NEED to use the bathroom too!
Ash: Go to another stall!
Kat: That guy! (pointing at Giovanni is dressed up in gangster clothes: a big blood red t-shirt that says 'pokemon fame' on the back it says 'that's my game'. His outfit also consists of baggy dark blue pants, a dou rag (sp?), and sky blue ecko red shoes.)
Axletia: He looks familiar . . .
Giovanni: Ah!
Axletia & Giovanni: YOU!
Kat: Oh yeah! I almost forgot YOU were the douchebag!
Giovanni: I am not the douchbag! (looks at Axletia) SHE IS!!
Kat: (mutters) Oh no he didn't.
Axletia: WHAT . . . . DID . . . . YOU . . . . SAY!!!
Axletia was about to bounce and tear Giovanni apart but Kat is seen holding her back.
Kat: I really . . . need to . . . get a . . . BODYGUARD!!
Everyone stops and sweatdrops.
Kat: Heh. Heh. ANYWAYS! Our next guest is Lance! From the Johto Elite four!
Lance: Thank you! Thank you! No flash photography my fans.
Kat: This is a pre – recording, nobody's here!
Lance: Oh.
Kat: Our next contestant is –
Axletia: Can I?
Kat: Knock yourself out.
Axletia: Our next contestant is Karen, also from the Johto Elite Four!
Lance: WTF?! She's here too?!
Karen: Yup and your gonna like it!
Kat: Eh. We have more people waiting back stage but I don't have enough space in my studio.
Axletia: We also need to introduce our guest reviewer for this portion! Come on out, kari bunny!
Kari bunny: Hi everyone!
Kat: Okay! It's nice to meet you! Do you mind repeating the question that you asked the studio?
Kari bunny: Sure! This is for Lance! Do you hate Karen of the Elite four?
Lance: Yes. (poking a Karen doll)
Kat: Where'd you get that doll Lance?
Lance: Rehab why?
Axletia: Uh . . .
Karen: Ugh! Why don't you like me!
Lance: I don't even know where to start.
Karen: Don't give me that attitude!
Kari Bunny: Uh . . . maybe I shouldn't have asked that question.
Axletia: Don't worry Kari Bunny! I think I have something here in my pocket –aha!
Kat: Axletia?
Axletia grins eviley while bringing the chainsaw close and turning it on for dramatic effect.
Kat tackles Axletia so she can turn off the chainsaw.
Kat: We need Lance to stay alive at least until the next question!
Axletia: Ah, fine. (Throws chainsaw behind her)
Kat: Wait! You forgot to . . . ah, who cares anymore.
Axletia: Forgot to what?
BOOM!!!
Ash: AHHH!!! MY LEGS!!
Kat: Turn it off.
Before anyone can fall anime style we can see Ash crawling in with blood trailing not far behind.
Axletia: Oops. Heh. Heh.
Ash: Ow . . .
Kat: Okay! Anyways, we've gotten over the fact that Lance does not like Karen but could it be because . . .
Kari Bunny: You like Cynthia! I knew it!
Lance: No . . .
Axletia: Spill it. Don't make me go get my chainsaw.
Kat: Yeah . . . we wouldn't want anyone else's legs sliced off by accident.
Axletia: You know, you and Kari Bunny act so much alike you could even switch places in life.
Kari Bunny: Yeah, because that would work out so well.
Kat: Hey! I'm the sarcastic one around here.
By then Lance has found his way of escape by . . .
Lance: Go! Dragonite! Ha Ha! You'll never catch me!
Lance crashes through Kat's ceiling.
Kat: My ceiling!! Remind me at the end of the show to talk to you guys about this.
Axletia: Why not.
Kat: I guess that's all the questions from Kar –
Kari Bunny: He never answered if he knew Cynthia and if he ever gets trampled by his fan girls!
Axletia: Oh yeah that. I think we may have the answer to one of those questions over by the window.
Lance is seen using Kat's dad's ladder to climb up to her third story window which is locked. He is also seen trying to break it.
Lance: Help Me! They're here!
Fangirls: We love you Lance! Come down!
The ladder starts shaking violently until it breaks causing Lance to fall.
Fangirls: LANCE!!!
Lance: AHH!!!!
Kat: MY LADDER!!!!
Axletia: Yup.
Kari Bunny: But there is still one more question.
Axletia: Which one??
Kari Bunny: Did he ever meet Cynthia the Sinnoh champion?
Axletia: Oh . . .
Kat: Hey guys! Look what I found!
Axletia & Kari Bunny: -.- a wallet. -.-
Kat: Not just any wallet! Lance's wallet!
Axletia: We can use the money to fix the roof. Winter's in Boston, MA are not the best.
Kat: Yeah but –hey look at this!
Kari Bunny: A picture of Cynthia.
Kat: With a BIG heart around too! Oh that so cute! (squealing)
Axletia: Well I guess that answers that!
Kat: Okay Kari Bunny for the last question. The most embarrassing thing he's ever done is probably this on a live talk show. (pointing at the hole in the ceiling)
Kari Bunny: I thought you said this was a pre-recording.
Kat: I only wanted him to shut-up.
Axletia: Ah, well. Thanks for joining us Kari Bunny! Hope that you'll be a return guest!
Kari Bunny: Okay! Bye!
Kat: Aye. To think I have two more . . . I don't wanna think about it.
Axletia: Before we bring out our guest reviewer we need Ash to step out . . . or crawl out.
Ash: Ow . . .
Axletia: Geez! It doesn't hurt that much!
Ash: You sliced both my legs off!
Axletia: It was an accident! I said I was sorry!
Ash: No you didn't!
Axletia: Oh yeah . . . I didn't.
Kat: Anyways! Our guest reviewer is . . . . ClarinetWrathArineko!!
ClarinetWrathArineko: Hey! OmgOmgOmgOmg!! I'monlivetv!
Kat & Axletia: Huh?
ClarinetWrathArineko: Sorry! I'm just really hyper.
Kat: Oh.
Axletia: So, Ash is right there! Ask away!
ClarinetWrathArineko: Woah. What happened to your legs??
Ash: Well a certain someone that's here owns a –
Kat: Hey! We really don't need to talk about this! (nervously)
ClarinetWrathArineko: Are you okay?
Kat: Just fine! Never better! About those questions!
ClarinetWrathArineko: Oh yeah! Well my first question is, what do you think about the rumors that you are romantically involved with Misty and/or May and/or Dawn?
Ash: THERE ARE RUMORS?!
Kat: Uh, yeah! Haven't you hear –
Axletia: Uhh, me and Kat are just going to go to this side of the room! So we don't bother you! Right Kat?
Kat: Uhh . . . okay?
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Kat: Why'd you come here?
Axletia: We're going to sneak out of the studio. I have some unfinished business with that douchebag.
Kat: I'm going to sneak out of my own studio while the show is going on! LIVE!
Axletia: SHH! And yes, you are.
Kat: He's coming on the show later can't you wait.
Axletia: No! Now let's go.
Kat: Fine.
Axletia: Me and Kat are going to the bathroom. We'll be right back.
ClarinetWrathArineko & Ash: Together??
Kat: No!
Ash: Oh okay.
Axletia: Like I said, we'll be right back.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Wait what about the show!?
Kat: Keep going!
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Axletia: Here they are.
Kat: Yeah. In my living room.
Axletia: Yup. Now where is he.
Kat: Okay, that's it. I'm leaving.
Axletia: But I thought you were gonna battle him for me!
Kat: I never said I was gonna battle him.
Axletia: Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you. Will you –
Kat: No.
Axletia: What?! You didn't even hear my question!
Kat: Oh, I don't know. I just sounded like your 'Will you, battle the douchebag for me' voice.
Axletia: Heh. Heh.
Kat: Why can't you battle him?
Axletia: Maybe because I might've accidentally somehow left all my pokemon at home.
Kat: Fine. Let me go get it out of my backpack.
Axletia: Yes!
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ClarinetWrathArineko: Obviously, if you didn't know there were rumors at all it must not be true.
Ash: I didn't know that people made rumors about me.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Trust me. Our world is buzzing about you like a hive of bees.
Axletia: We're back!
ClarinetWrathArineko: You look happier . . .
Axletia: I know! It's because Kat promised me that she'd battle the douchbag for me!
Kat: Oh joy.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Okay . . . I'll just go onto my second question. Do you think that you'll actually win the Sinnoh league.
Kat: 'cough' No. 'cough'
Ash: She wasn't asking you! I think I will win the Sinnoh league.
Kat: 'cough' In your dreams. 'cough'
Axletia: You're not hiding anything Kat.
Kat: Ah, crudski.
Axletia: I really hate that word.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Okay! My next question is: The pattern has been that you've merely gone up a tier each actual Pokémon League you have faced, yet special challenges are perfect for you, so do you at least think you will make the top two?
Ash: Yes. After that I will defeat Cynthia the Sinnoh champion, then all the other champions! I will become the Pokemon Master!
Kat: Thankyou for sharing. Before you go, I need to ask you Ash. How do you plan on traveling with no legs?
Ash: Don't remind me. Axletia, if I had legs, I would kill you.
Axletia: But you don't.
Kat: Thank you for guest reviewing on my show. Hope you return!
ClarinetWrathArineko: Thanks. Bye!
Kat: One more.
Axletia: Yes and that's me! 'Cause you always save the best for last!
Ash: Not this time. (snickers)
Axletia: What did you say, Mr. I have no legs?
Ash: You cut them off!
Kat: Okay! Okay! We're almost done with this episode. We can kill each other later.
Axletia & Ash: Yay!
Kat: (mutters) Like one big happy family.
Ash: Yup!
Kat: Now we bring in our guest!
Giovanni walks in.
Axletia: Why is he here if all my questions were about Ash?
Kat: You'll see.
Axletia: Okay, my first question is: Have you gone through puberty yet, or is it your average sick hormones that are equaled to a ten year old?
Ash: Uh . . . I know I shouldn't be the one asking questions but what is puberty and what are hormones?
Axletia: (snickers) Ask you dad.
Ash: AHH!! I thought I disowned you!!
Kat: He's your dad and he's here. Ask him the question.
Ash: What is puberty and what are hormones??
Giovanni: Uhh . . .
Kat: There's a time in all of our lives where we are faced with this question.
Axletia: I thought question that our parents dreaded 'where do babies come from?'.
Kat: Oh.
Giovanni: Shut it! It's hard enough but I don't need you two making comments while I'm thinking of a good answer!
CROTCH KICKED!
Giovanni lies on the ground motionless.
Ash: Did you kill him?
Axletia: No. He'll just be knocked out for a long time.
Kat: Oh well. Now I can't battle him.
Axletia: Oops. I forgot you were supposed to battle him!
Kat: That's okay, I wasn't in the mood anyways.
Axletia: Thanks for your questions all!
Kat: Hope that we can continue on with more episodes soon!
Kat & Axletia: That's all!
After The Show:
Ash: Can I go home now?
Kat: Huh? Yeah, sure.
Ash: Bye!
Kat & Axletia: Bye!
Axletia: He's a good kid, unlike his dad.
Kat: Yeah, about his dad, how are we going to move him?
Axletia: I don't know. I didn't think I kicked him that hard.
Kat: Hey, I got an idea!
Kat shuffles through her bag and finally finds . . .
Kat: I found it!
Axletia: Found what??
Kat: My Eevee's pokeball.
Axletia: What's your Eevee gonna do?
Kat: Watch. Eevee, come on out!
Eevee: Eevee.
Kat: Use thunderbolt on him!
Eevee: Eevee eev.
Thunderbolt hits him but all he does is mumble.
Axletia: Your Eevee know thunderbolt?! So its going to evolve into a Jolteon?
Kat: I don't know that for sure but what I do know is that his isn't working!
Axletia: I wish we had a water pokemon.
Kat: That's it! Eevee use watergun!
Axletia: What?!
Eevee: Eevee.
Giovanni gets sprayed.
Kat: Now, thunder!
Giovanni: AH!! I'm up! Damn it! I'm going back to the headquarters!
Axletia: The sooner you leave the better I'll feel!
Kat: Why?
Axletia: Huh?
Kat: Nothing.
Axletia: Oh yeah, why'd you call me after show?
Kat: I almost forgot. After all the destruction that has happened, the hole in the wall leading to the bathroom, the hole in the ceiling leading to the sky and my dad's broken ladder, we need help. So I believe that if every time you review, you donate $10, we can get out of debt. Here are the expenses:
Hole in the wall: $1,500.
Hole in the ceiling (including rooftop): $3000
Broken ladder: $70
Kat: Those are the expenses, so far. In your reviews tell me what you want to donate you money for. Remember, you can only donate $10 per chapter. Thanks!
Axletia: Oh, I get it now. Well, I gotta go home it's getting late.
Kat: Okay, bye!
Axletia & Kat: Until next time! .