Thanks everyone for all the kind reviews! I have a new record for reviews! Episode 1 of Pokemon Talk Show season one made a new record of . . . 11 reviews! People who have asked me to be a side host for this chapter . . . well, could you wait 'till next chapter? It wouldn't really fit into what I have set out and everything. Every chapter really depends on the reviews so I don't know if I'll be able to do what I want to this chapter the next chapter. I promise!!
Axletia: Water!!
Kat: Ahh!! Mudkip stop it! Cut it out!
Axletia: Kat!! (laughing) Your soaking wet!!
Kat: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE CUTE!! CUT IT OUT MUDKIP!!
Everyone looks at Kat.
Librarian: SHH!! (spit flies out)
Kat: Say it, don't spray it.
Librarian: Get out of my library!
Kicks Kat and Axletia out of her library.
Axletia: 'Round of applause to Kat for getting us kicked out of the library.
Kat: . . . let's make the best of what we have?
Axletia: . . . you're lucky your dad said that we could have the garage to do the show.
Kat: Really? Yes! One question.
Axletia: Shoot.
Kat: Why did your mudkip use watergun on me when it came out of its pokeball?
Axletia: What?? I don't have a mudkip. You're crazy Kat . . . .
Kat: Huh? Oh well . . . .
Kat: JASON!! For the last time . . . . GET OUT OF THE GARAGE!!
Jason: This is the first time . . . and before you say anything else I'm just gonna go practice upstairs . . .
Axletia: I didn't know you had an older brother. That's kind of cool.
Kat: It would be except I don't.
Axletia: ??
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Kat: Welcome back everyone to Episode 2 Season 1 of Pokemon Talk Show Season 1.
Axletia: . . . yay . . .
Kat: Louder!
(silence)
Kat: Where's your happiness and excitement?
Axletia: Down the drain with all the rest of my emotions.
Kat: What happened to you?
Axletia: I got my Report Card back today.
Kat: O.O Was it bad?
Axletia: I don't know . . . I never looked at it yet.
Kat falls anime style.
Kat: Are your grades usually bad?
Axletia: No . . .
Kat: Then look at the dang report card!
Axletia: Okay . . . but I'll have to go all the way back home and get it . . .
Kat: On second thought! You can look at it after the show.
Axletia: Okay! I will announce the first guest!
Kat: NO!! No. No. No. No.
Axletia: What now?
Kat: Well . . . didn't I tell you? There's a new host!
Axletia: Another one!?
Kat: Yup. Don't ya think it makes sense?
Axletia: Why??
Kat: Because, think about it . . . all of the chaos and havoc that's caused in my room –er the studio.
Axletia: Yeah . . . makes sense I guess. So, today right?
Kat: Uh . . . let me get my schedule . . . not today but the new host is going on a live satellite interview!! How come I didn't know about this?!
Axletia: Well, it was on your schedule.
Kat: Aye . . . let's begin we wasted enough time already.
Axletia: I agree –Oh! Look it's Ash!
Kat: So, you got your self a new pair of legs.
Ash: Yeah . . .
Kat: I didn't know they grew so fast. . .
Everyone sweatdrops.
Axletia: Those are fake legs.
Kat: Fake legs? Sure . . .
Axletia: Really right Ash? Ash?
Ash: Huh? Oh right.
Kat: What's up? You're twitching like crazy.
Ash: My leg is so itchy right now.
Axletia: Then scratch what's left of it and let's get the show started!
Kat: Oh right!
Axletia: Okay ash. Since you're already here the first question is for you. Wait. Why are you here?
Ash: Because I was here all show yesterday . . .
Axletia: Okay . . . not the best answer but oh well.
Kat: Our guest reviewer, a new one actually is . . . Iruka-san!!
Iruka-san: What's up?
Ash: The sky!
Iruka-san: At least I know he'll answer my question . . . (sweatdropping) Okay! My question is, is it true that you and Misty have a love/hate relationship?
Ash: Uh . . .
Kat: Come on, Ash! Answer the question!
Ash: Uh . . .
Kat: You're only on national television.
Axletia: That makes him feel so much better.
Kat: You know what? I've always wondered what he's been thinking . . .
Iruka-san: Yeah . . . so?
Kat: So, I made this . . . (holds up a . . . thingy)
Axletia: Why are you holding a . . . thingy?
Kat: It's not a thingy . . . it's my new invention. The brainblaster 3000!!
Iruka-san: Wow . . .
Axletia: Was the 5000 too expensive? (holds up her own brainblaster 5000)
Kat: Okay . . . so I bought it at Wal-mart . . .
Axletia: That's better.
Iruka-san: Can I try it out first?
Kat: Yeah. Sure. First let's hook it up to the TV.
Axletia: Done. Now let's turn it on. Ash, are you ready.
Ash: Uh . . . .
Kat: Oh God. He's still thinking . . .
Iruka-san: Well, I'm ready!
Axletia: Okay!
Kat: 3 . . . 2 . . .1 . . . Go!
BOOM!!
cough cough
choke choke
Iruka-san: . . . ow . . .
Ash: Uh . . .
Kat: Gah!! It's still not working!
Axletia: We missed something . . . aha! Here, Brainblaster 5000 does not work on everyone. Mechanical reactions may vary. Explosion may occur if patient has an IQ over 150.
Iruka-san: Are you sure we did it on Ash?
Axletia: Yeah, look.
Kat: Maybe . . . maybe . . . he really is . . . smart. O.O
Iruka-san: Wow. O.O
Axletia: O.O
Ash: O.O
Kat: Ash what are you doing?
Ash: I don't know . . . you guys were doing it.
Kat: AHH!! His leg just popped out!!
Axletia: I told you it was fake!
Kat: Oh pooh.
Iruka-san: Did you think of something yet?
Ash: Oh yeah! There's definitely a hate relationship. But I might have the tiniest crush on her. After all, she's the first real girl I ever met.
Iruka-san: Oh well, that nice! And it answers my question!
Kat: Nice meeting you! Come back soon!
Axletia: Bye Iruka-san!
Iruka-san: Bye!
Kat: Wow . . That was . . . intresting. (beep! Beep!)
Axletia: Did you hear that?
Kat: Oh yeah! Our new host is on the satellite. Turn on the monitor.
Axletia: Ok! Done.
Kat: Alright, hi!
Scizor80: Wazzup.
Axletia: A scizor?
Scizor80: Yeah. Cool isn't it?
Kat: You could put others in their place! Like keep order while the talkshow is going on right?
Scizor80: Well . . . sure I guess.
Axletia: Wait. Don't you have a trainer?
Scizor80: Ahem. This scizor is trained by no one!
Kat: That's the attitude I want. This Kat is trained by no one!
Scizor80: You're a cat?
Axletia: No, she's human. Humans don't get trained Kat!
Kat: Oh yeah.
Axletia: What do you like to do?
Scizor80: I like to cut stuff.
Kat: What do you cut?
Scizor80: Anything hard.
Kat: Hey, I guess Axletia is not the only one here who slices stuff.
Axletia: That makes you the only one who doesn't.
Kat: Meanie.
Scizor80: So . . .
Axletia: Come by next show to start!
Scizor80: Okay!
Kat: Oh! And bring munchkins!
Scizor80 & Axletia: Munchkins?
Kat: Yeah . . .
Axletia: No ones gonna bring you munchkins this is a show not a Dunkin Donuts!
Kat: Oh well, It was worth a try!
Ash: Why is the scizor guy coming, he'll probably cut off my arms.
Axletia: That's why you need to cherish them while they're still attached to your body.
Ash: Eww . . .
Kat: Next one . . . oh! It's Kari Bunny!
Kari Bunny: Hey! I'm back again!
Axletia: Okay! For your questions, we need to bring out a few other people: Cynthia, Lance, Aaron, Clair and Volkner.
Ash: Hi Lance!
Lance: I hate all of you. You made no effort into saving me last week.
Kat: Well, you broke my ladder. And, it's your fault we have to do the show in the garage until I yes I pay off the debts of the house damages!
Lance: Heh.
Loud guitar music is playing . . .
Kat: JASON!! TURN IT DOWN!!
Jason: Fine, geez.
Clair: Aww, come on. He was good.
Kat: He was loud.
Axletia: Okay ask you questions, kari bunny.
Kari Bunny: Cynthia do you love Lance?
Cynthia: Why? (blushes) He's a G-man and I'm a Sinnoh champion.
Ash: You have a po- OW!!
Axletia: SHH!! If you want to keep your vocal box, I suggest you be quiet!
Kari Bunny: But you're BLUSHING!
Cynthia's blush deepens
Cynthia: Just ask the next question!
Kari Bunny: Okay . . . . Is Aaron really annoying?
Cynthia: YES!!
Aaron: NO!! I happen to be the bug type pokemon master! (makes a champion pose)
Cynthia: Bugs are annoying, so are you. Besides, (sighs) Like pokemon like trainer.
Kat: I think it'd Like trainer like pokemon.
Cynthia: I DON'T CARE!!
Kat: . . . . okay . . . . (squeaky)
Ash: Woah . . . is it your time of the month 'cuz you've been getting really mad lately.
Before Cynthia can do anything really pain full and bad to Ash, Kat pulls him aside.
Kat: ASH! You don't just go around asking people that!
Ash: I was just wondering.
Kat: And what happened the last time you "wondered" about that.
Ash: I don't remember.
Kat: Exactly.
Cynthia: Did you beat on the kid or should I?
Kat: Heh, already taken care of.
Cynthia: Good. Now, what was the next question? (smiles sweetly)
Kari Bunny: Uhh, Are you related to Volkner?
Cynthia: Related?! He's my little brother! He's sooo mean to me! One time –
Kari Bunny: I'm gonna have to cut you off there because you answered my question and I have to move on to some-
Cynthia: Don't interrupt me! I was talking and I'm the Sinnoh champion so now-
Guards come in and take her away. Her voice begins to fade.
Cynthia: NO!!
Lance: Isn't she wonderful?
Axletia: Crazy's more like it.
Kari Bunny: Okay, this one's for you Lance! Is Clair you're cousin or you're sister?
Lance: Neither. I'm so cool that I'm an on-
Clair: Ah stuff it Lance, you know I'm your loving older sister.
Lance: Yeah? Well don't expect me to be your loving younger brother.
Kat: Brotherly and Sisterly love, awww.
Lance: Like you and Jason.
Kat: He's not my brother!
Kari Bunny: This is my last question, I would ask you to kiss Cynthia but she's not here right now.
Axletia: (smirking) Why don't you kiss the picture of her that you have in your wallet?
Lance: Hey! That's private stuff! Give it back!
Kat: Oh you mean this? (holds up the wallet)
Lance: YES!
Kat: Here you go!
Lance: Thankyou! Finall- HEY! It's empty!
Ash: Not entirely.
Lance: Oh, the picture's still here. But what about the rest of my stuff, my driver license my money!!
Kat: We need it for repairs.
Lance: Why, you little…
Kat: Don't make me call them.
Axletia slowly opens Kat's unusually large window.
Lance: Ah! Never! (Axletia pushes Lance through the window)
Kat: Axletia, what if he dies from the fall.
Axletia: We're in the garage. -.-
Kat: Oh yeah!
Axletia: Okay! The next review is from… ClarinetWrathArineko!
Kat: Yay! She's back!
Axletia: Her reviews include, Brock, Misty and Dawn!
ClarinetWrathArineko: Hi! I got 3 questions, 1 for each.
Brock: I'm here to proclaim my eternal love for you! Now I know my destiny!
ClarinetWrathArineko: Eh…
Misty: First of all, how do you even know that's a girl you loser, you don't have any eyes! Stick with what you have cooking skills and no life! (drags Brock away by ear)
Dawn: Better done than said.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Okay! Misty, my first question is for you!
Misty: Shoot.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Do you love Ash?
Axletia: So straight forward…
Kat: Better believe it.
Misty: No…
Ash: NO!! (fades into random corner)
ClarinetWrathArineko: Then who do you like?
Misty: Gary!
A red sports car with silver handles drives into the garage.
Kat: Hey! Where are my parents supposed to park their cars!
Gary: Hey Mist. Need a lift?
Misty: Yeah!
Misty gets into the car and drives off.
Ash: I was the first one to call her Mist! She likes it better when he says it though! I'll show him a thing or two.
Dawn: Oh! He rhymed again! Mist and Lift!
Axletia: Not exactly…
Dawn He really is professor Oaks grandson!
Axletia: Yeah…
ClarinetWrathArineko: I have one last question for Dawn, who is currently in a daze…
Kat: Don't worry Axletia can handle it.
Axletia: (slaps dawn) Get up! Gary's too old for you!
Dawn: What? Who said I liked him!
Kat: Just ask the question.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Kay. Ahem. What is with the super short skirt?! YOU'RE TEN, ACT LIKE IT!
Kat: That was loud.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Heh. Heh.
Axletia: I'm having the impression then you're trying to impress people older than you like… GARY!
Dawn: Excuse me Axletia… BUTT OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE!!
Kat: That was louder.
Dawn: And, I'm going to keep wearing this skirt…forever!
Dawn runs out of the garage laughing.
Axletia: That was weird.
ClarinetWrathArineko: She is weird.
Kat: Couldn't have said it better myself.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Well, that's all of my questions! Bye!
Kat & Axletia: See ya!
Axletia: Our next guest reviewer is…Shiny Lucario!
SL: I'm here!
Kat: Hey! You're the same person who wrote Pokemon Wheel of Fortune, Season 1 and 2!
SL: Yeah…
Kat: I love that show!
Axletia: I'm on that show!
Kat: Don't rub it in.
SL: My questions?
Kat: Oh yeah! The people needed for his questions are, Paul and Pikachu!
SL: My first is for Pikachu, why do you always burn every girl's bike that follows Ash on his journey?
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu. Pikachu pika pi pi.
SL: What?
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu. Pikachu pika pi pi.
Axletia: Huh?
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu. Pikachu pika pi pi.
Kat: Translation?
Pikachu: PIKACHU!! (unleashes powerful thunderbolt attack)
Kat: MY BIKE!!
Axletia: That's a first.
SL: What?
Axletia: Kat never traveled with Ash, making her the first girl to ever get her bike fried by Pikachu who never traveled with Ash.
SL: Ah, I get it now.
Pikachu: Pika…
Kat: Alright! It's time for another one of my successful inventions!
Axletia: Oh god.
Kat: The translator trillion! (hold up Meowth from Team Rocket)
SL: That's a new one on me.
Axletia: That's Meowth!
SL: Kat, you cannot take living things and name them as merchandise.
Kat: Blah. Blah. Blah. Just translate.
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu. Pikachu Pika pi pi.
Meowth: He gets nervous around girls.
Kat: Aww…
Axletia: Makes sense.
SL: My second question is for Paul, why are you always negative about everything and why do you have a bad attitude?
Paul: Well, what do you expect? All of us are dying right now.
Kat & Axletia: O.O
SL: That's nice to know.
Paul: What's the point? Not many of us live lives of legacies lasting for hundreds of years. Most of us die forgotten.
Kat: Okay! That's enough motivational preaching from you Paul! Goodbye!
Paul: Take heed to my words for they are true!
Axletia: Guards!
Guards come in and slowly drag Paul away by his shirt.
Paul: You'll see! You'll all see!!
Door Closes.
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Kat: Well, it was nice meeting you!
SL: Okay bye! Thanks for having me.
Axletia & Kat: Don't forget to update!
Kat: Okay, who's our next one Axletia?
Axletia: Well, Bob. But he doesn't give us an age though.
Kat: Aw man! Our first sure fire guy and I don't even know his age.
Axletia: Aww, (cooing) is my little Katy-watty getting interested in guys?
Kat: So what if I am… STINKING HORMONES!!
Bob: Hey, am I in the right place?
Kat & Axletia: Huh?
A guy with wild hair, buck teeth, floppy ears, and a big nose walks in through the garage door.
Kat: Are you Bob?
Bob: Yup!
Axletia: (narrowed eyes and a large grin) How interested in him are you now huh?
Kat: Shut up!
Bob:Eh…
Kat: Are you ready to ask?
Bob: Yeah…(still trying to not get on her bad side)
Axletia: Don't scare him! I'll announce the people needed to answer the questions.
Bob: Okay. The only person I need is Lance.
Axletia: Lance?! Oh crud, didn't we push him out the window?
Kat: Yeah…
Kat and Axletia lean over and find Lance on the ground curled up.
Axletia: Come on! It was only the garage window!
Kat: Yeah! It's like a 3 ft. drop, you should have taken it like a man!!
Axletia: Now get over here and answer some questions for Bob!
Lance: Okay…
Lance slowly climbed up and through the window and plopped onto the nearest chair.
Lance: Shoot. I'm tired.
Kat: Lance. That is no way to speak to a guest reviewer!
Lance: Oh, I'm sorry. (sarcastically) Might I please have the pleasure of answering your questions kind sir?
Bob: That's more like it. What is Cynthia's starter pokemon?
Lance: I don't know. How am I supposed to kn –
Axletia: Answer the question boy!
Lance: Chimchar! …I think
Bob: Okay…Do you think you can beat Cynthia in a pokemon battle?
Lance: Yeah! Of course!
Kat: cough Not! cough
Axletia: Again, not hiding anything…
Kat: Ah crudski…
Axletia: And yet again I hate that word…
Kat: crudski
Axletia: Stop it.
Kat: crudski
Axletia: Stop it!!
Kat: crudksi
Bob & Lance: SHUT UP!!
Kat & Axletia: Heh. Heh.
Lance: As I was saying, of course I could beat her in a pokemon battle.
Axletia: You realize that does not necessarily make you the better trainer right?
Lance: Huh? What do you mean, of course it makes me the better trainer!
Kat: Well…she has a raquazza and…
Bob: You don't.
Axletia: Exactly.
Lance: BS.
Kat: Language.
Bob: My next question…
Axletia: Go ahead.
Bob: Lance, you're from Team Rocket right?
Lance: Wha –
Kat & Axletia: Huh?
Bob: I knew it! I'm so smart…
Axletia: He fought off Team Rocket when they were trying to use Gyrados as an experiment for forced evolution.
Kat: And, oddly enough, he's a G-man. Don't take it to heart man but…
Axletia: You're not as smart as you think you are.
Bob: Heh.
Kat: Well, that's all the time we have so I will show you the door…
Axletia: And I will gladly show you, Lance, the window.
Lance : What? Ah! Ouch! That hurt!
Axletia closes the window ignoring Lance cries of object from outside.
Bob: O.O
Kat: Don't worry, you get used to it.
Bob: Kay, bye!
Kat: Bye!
Axletia: Only a few more to go…
Kat: Our next one is Klin! He has two questions which are both for Ash!
Klin: Wazzup.
Axletia: So, what are your questions?
Klin: Well, my first question is, do you know that there are embarrassing videos and footage of your relationships with may, dawn, or misty?
Ash: First there are rumors then there's video footage?!
Axletia: Yeah.
Kat: Pretty much.
Ash: I bet your all stalking me! What region am I currently traveling in on TV?
Klin: Sinnoh?
Ash: O.O You are stalking me!!
Klin: No, it's just th –
Ash: Just ask the next question… (disgusted)
Klin: Okay…(looks at Kat and Axletia for guidance, the shrug their shoulders and signal him to keep going) …What if May, Dawn, or Misty suddenly stripped you and wanted you to –
Ash: What the hell?!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Axletia: Uh…we had to cut the show off there because some stuff happened that might be too violent for some of our viewers. We had to send Klin home and put Ash to sleep, but currently everything seems to be okay.
Kat: Yeah, we just want to let Klin know that he is welcome back anytime!
Axletia: Our next guest is…Wendy!
Wendy: Hi! I have 3 questions for Ash and a possible dare.
Kat: Uh…well he's been put to sleep for the time being but maybe you could stick around for a while when we go through Axletia's questions.
Wendy: Sure.
Axletia: Okay, I need Paul.
Kat: Wendy can you call him while I go get a seat?
Wendy: Kay!
Kat goes to get a seat from the back of the garage.
Wendy: PAUL GET YOUR EMO BEHIND DOWN HERE!!
Paul: Okay, okay, I'm coming…
Kat: O.O
Axletia: O.O
Paul: Shoot.
Axletia: Okay…have you ever wanted to turn into a bunny?
Paul: What? Well, my guidance says it's a good idea to think that I want to turn into a bunny…
Axletia: Then would you do it in front of Ash??
Paul: What?! Why would I do that in front of Ash?
Ash: Do what in front of me…(groggily)
Wendy: Turn into a bunny.
Ash: Ack!
Kat: Well look who's awake…
Ash: Well, look who put me to sleep…
Kat: You were asking for it, you just don't go killing a guest reviewer, they can sue us…
Ash: So?
Kat: Axletia got sued 19 times on Pokemon Telethon and killed 42 people or something like that in her final chapter that came out a few days ago.
Ash: So, I'm in the same room as a murderer?? O.O (turns to look at Axletia slowly)
Axletia: Hey, they were asking for it.
Kat: Well, Wendy. You can ask your questions now that Ash is awake.
Wendy: Kay. Ash, you're in love with Misty right?
Ash: Don't remind me! begins to cry loudly
Wendy: What did I say?
Axletia: Before you came, his rival ran off with her.
Wendy: Aww. I guess he does love her.
Kat: Yeah, that was a scene.
Wendy: Well, Ash, have you ever pushed Paul off a cliff?
Ash: Well, technically, I didn't push Paul. Paul was pushed by the strong air movement caused by one of Team Rocket's machines.
Wendy: Well, I guess there's no need to push him off a cliff now…
Axletia: Maybe not, but we can still push him out the window.
Kat: Cool.
Paul: How come I don't have a say in thiiiiis!!
Paul screams as he is pushed out the window even though it's not a far drop.
Wendy: Wow. I have one more question for Ash though.
Kat: Okay.
Wendy: Do you miss your legs?
Axletia: Oh, another touchy subject for Ash…
Ash: YES! It's harder to travel now and my leg itches all the time from the infection I got earlier.
Wendy: Oh, I'd hate to be in your position…Well, I gotta go!
Axletia: Bye Wendy!
Kat: Yeah, see you soon!
Ash: She asked me everything I felt so sensitive about.
Axletia: How was she supposed to know?
Kat: Anyways, our next and last reviewer is Elizabeth!
Axletia: Isn't she friend of yours?
Kat: Yeah, hi Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: There you go again, saying my name in public, one day I'll say yours!
Axletia: Your questions don't involve anyone but me and Kat right?
Kat: Yeah, they are way too general, so we're gonna answer them.
Elizabeth: Okay, this one's for you. So, Ash and the other have been pokemon trainers for years on TV. Is it possible that they're still 10? I remember in an old one they were visiting Pallet town after about a year of traveling.
Axletia: Uh…well, they were actually visiting Viridian city in that old episode, not Pallet. I don't know the answer to your first question so I'm gonna let Kat here become smarty mic smarticles.
Kat: Yay! Well in one of the pokemon mangas (or Japanese anime comic books) I guess this random guy asked old Ash and May was. May said that she and Ash were the same age. This happened in Hoenn, not Battle Frontier, so May was ten at the time.
Elizabeth: I get it! Because May was ten and she said that she was the same age as Ash, that made Ash ten too.
Axletia: That means Ash never really grew up during his journeys. Cool.
Kat: Exactly.
Elizabeth: How come they can go with out changing their clothes all the time. I doubt Ash ever changes his underwear like he's supposed to.
Axletia: I'm sure they wash their clothes a lot.
Kat: Then again it is a cartoon so there is no real answer. I don't think so but then Ash would smell really bad if he doesn't change his underwear.
Axletia: True. And you have one last question?
Elizabeth: Yeah, where the heck do they get money and store their sleeping bags??
Axletia: Well, obviously you haven' t played the games.
Elizabeth: What games?
Kat: The pokemon games.
Elizabeth: Oh.
Axletia: Take leaf green for example. When you battle other trainers and lose, did you ever realize the half your money kept disappearing?
Elizabeth: No…but keep going.
Axletia: Well, when you win a pokemon battle against other pokemon trainers you get half their money.
Kat: So, while pokemon isn't on TV Ash, Brock, and Dawn must be engaged in other pokemon battles right?
Elizabeth: And that's how they get money, okay, what about my other question?
Kat: I see Brock carrying a big thing on his back. Maybe those are their sleeping bags?
Axletia: Maybe they have those inflateable ones…
Elizabeth: Maybe…you just answered all my questions!
Kat: Great I am so tired, the author stayed up until midnight typing this up and woke up at 6:00 in the morning to type this on her school vacation week!
Axletia: Only because she PMed one of the reviewers and told them that she'd have this up before the end of this week.
Kat: Bye Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Bye!
Axletia: Isn't there something else we need to do?
Kat: Oh yeah! List chapter, I gave our reviewers a list of the damage costs from the last show. My bike has been added to the list. I'll give a before and after of what the prices are since the donations automatically put in the reviews.
Axletia: The bike will not be paid for this episode because it was damaged this episode, we will gladly take donations for it next episode though.
Kat: Here's the list;
Hole in wall leading to bathroom: 1,500 dollars
Hole in ceiling leading to sky(including rooftop): 3,000 dollars
Ladder: 70 dollars
Bike: 120 dollars
Axletia: Kat got 11 reviews for this chapter so that translates into 110 dollars!
Kat: Yay! Here are the new costs;
Hole in wall, leading to bathroom: 1,460 dollars
Hole in ceiling leading to sky: 2,960 dollars
Ladder: 40 dollars
Bike: 120 dollars
Kat: Thanks to everybody for being so patient for me to finish this chapter. I know it's a little too long for some people's likings but I got a lot of questions.
Axletia: We have on last treat though.
Kat: It may not be much but this is in honor to the new 11th season pokemon theme song which is better than their "rap" attempt last season.
Axletia: Below are the lyrics to the song.
Kat: Sadly it's not the full lyrics but what can I say, it came out like 2 or 3 weeks ago.
Axletia: So, without further ado…
We Will Be Heroes
On the road, far from home
But you don't have to feel alone
Brave and strong, together we can be
It's our destiny!
We will be heroes!
We can change the world if we try!
I go where you go, what ever friends, you and I!
We will be heroes, Battle Dimension Pokemon!
Kat: Okay! Now it's the end!
Axletia: I gotta go home, I'm beat.
Kat: Bye!
Kat & Axletia: Until next time!