Ash: Where were you?!
Kat: Wow…has it really been that long?
Ash & Axletia: YES.
Kat: Oh, wow. Sorry, let the story begin!
Kat: Hey everybody! Welcome back to Pokemon Talk Show Season 1 Episode 3, and before we get started with our 8 questioners, we have an announcement to make!
Ash: Drum roll!
Kat: We don't have drummers…
Ash: What about Jason?
Axletia: He's a guitarist.
Ash: Details, geez…
Axletia: ANYWAYS, the news is that we have a new assistant host…please welcome Scizor80! (audience applauds)
Scizor80: Hey! (waves scizor like hands around causing audience to go quiet) What? You act like you've never seen a Scizor before.
Man 1: We haven't!
Scizor80: What?!
Woman 1: This is plant Earth you know…
Scizor80: Right…
Kat: I have to say though, after this I am no longer accepting hosts or whatever, because of the fact that some of the questioners or answerers could possibly be claustrophobic and having so many people in one bedroom –I mean studio could cause them to…go off.
Axletia: So, now that, that's settled, let's move on to the first question!
Scizor80: Now welcome Absolra!
Absolra: Huh?
Kat: What?
Absolra: Why am I here?
Axletia: You had a question, didn't you?
Absolra: This is the talk show? (looks around to see all 3 teens, not including Ash who had fallen asleep in one of the chairs, staring at her) This is a talkshow…Oh! My pokemon you mean!
Scizor80: Oh?
Absolra: Come on out Blaze, Blastria, Empress, and Freja!
Blaze: Hey!
Scizor80: You!
Blaze: Aren't you the thing I left for dead last month!
Scizor80: You had the type advantage…(anger boils)
Blaze: It took me like what tw –uh…
Scizor80: DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION?
Blaze: Uh, heh, yeah, it's for Ash.
Axletia: Aw, man he's sleeping…
Kat: Not after this…let me just get my bullhorn here…
Axletia: You have a bullhorn?
Kat: I should be asking YOU why you have a CHAINSAW.
Axletia: Touche.
Kat: GET UP!!
Ash: AHH!!!! #$%&*#%$*$!!!!!
Axletia: About time.
Scizor80: This young…thing…has a question for you.
Blaze: Have you ever thought of your pokemon as weak or mean? –shifts eyes-
Ash: Well, I at first Pikachu wasn't listening to me so I gue-
Blaze: GET HIM!!!
Ash: Ah! You can't get me!
Blaze: Why?
Ash: Because I have no legs.
Blaze: –narrows eyes- All the more reason.
Ash: NOOOO!!!!
Kat: Wow…I kind of feel bad for him.
Axletia: I don't.
Kat: Woah, you are cold!
Axletia: The coolest!
Ash: Ahhh! That burns!!
Scizor80: Okay, moving on…
Axletia: Bring out…Blastria!
Blastria: Hey!
Kat: Hiya! Who do you need?
Blastria: I need…Misty!
Kat: How ironic, huh?
Scizor80: Huh?
Kat: They're both water types…
Axletia: …but Misty's a human…
Kat: I know that! But, you know…
Axletia: No, I don't know.
Kat: YES YOU DO!
Scizor80: O.o Anyways…welcome Misty…
Audience:……….
Misty: What? No applause?
Axletia: You've been forgotten! No one cares about you anymore.
Kat: Hey!
Axletia: Except Kat.
Scizor80: So you're asking…
Blastria: Why in the world would you specialize in water type pokemon when you were nearly eaten by a gyrados??
Misty: Well, I mean probably 1 in a million chance that it would ever happen again so whatever.
Blastria: But if you were that one.
Misty: There is no way –
Blastria: What IF??
Misty: I don't know!
Blastria: Tell me!!
Misty: AGH!
Kat: Okay! Thank you for that…-looks at their heated faces-…would either of you like to lie down?
Misty:…………….
Blastria……-death glare-……
Kat: Oh, Okay then…
Axletia: Next is Empress!
Empress: Hey there this is for May.
Kat: Oh, May…
Scizor80: What's wrong with May?
Kat: I just don't like her.
May: Hey! That's not very nice.
Kat: :P
Axletia: That was very mature of you Kat. –raises eyebrows-
Scizor80: Anyway, go on with you question.
Empress: Okay, May, do you like Drew or Ash better? –leans in- Although, if you know what's good for you, you'd say Drew. –Blastria, Freja, and Empress all gather around May-
Freja:..Hey, where's Blaze…?
A flamethrower flies right by Freja's head.
Blaze: Come back! You can't escape from me!
Ash: I didn't mean it! I love all pokemon!
Blaze: Liar, Liar, pants on –puff- FIRE!!
Ash: -shrieks- Get it off! Get it off!!!!! #$#%&!!!
Scizor80: O.O That must kill.
Axletia: -.- For you maybe, I honestly don't care. Ash was getting annoying.
Empress: Hey! Quit playing around, I need you for dramatic effects!
Blaze: Sorry…
May: To answer your question, I like Drew better.
Kat: You're kidding.
May: Nope!
Scizor80: Why?
May: Because together we make the Christmas colors!
Axletia: Wow…just, just…Wow…
Kat: Go home, May.
Axletia: One more person, before we break for the night, it's Freja.
Freja: Out of all of us four pokemon, I think you'll think of me as the sanest.
Scizor80: Oh, really?
Freja: Yup!
Kat: Okay then, finally! So, who do you need for your question?
Freja: I need…Brock.
Scizor80: BROCK!!!!
Brock: Huh? –bumps into wall, then turns opposite direction from camera- Oh, hey!
Axletia: -.- Other way. -.-
Brock: Oh, okay…Ah! I see you all now, nice to meet you, my name's Brock!
Freja: -.- I know.
Brock: Oh, okay…
Freja: How can you see with your eyes closed?
Brock: They're not closed see? –opens eyes-
Axletia: Dude your eyes are closed.
Brock: When I was little and living with my mom, dad, and 20 brothers and sisters…
Kat: I thought you had 13.
Brock: Not at the time. Anyways, we used to live in Cambodia, until a bomb struck and shut my eyes, now the doctors gave me some special pin to slightly open my eyes so I could see.
Scizor80: Okay, I'll pretend that made sense.
Brock: And then, I found out that 7 of my brothers and sisters were killed off in the bomb.
Axletia: Oh…well then bye.
Kat: Axletia!
Axletia: What?? I don't want sad people on the show.
Kat: -rolls eyes- Anways, thank you Blastria, Empress, Freja, and…Blaze for coming!
All: Bye!
Scizor80: Oh and bye absolra!
Absolra: Bye. Pokemon, return!
-weird swishy noise-
Axletia: Ahh, peace and quiet.
Scizor80: That's only the first one.
Kat: That's right, but where's Ash.
-you can then see a burnt and singed Ash dragging him self across the floor-
Kat: Awww, poor him.
Axletia: Anyway, the next guest reviewer is…ClarinetWrathArineko!
Kat: Yay! She's back! She's really, really back!
Scizor80: Who?
Axletia: You'll see.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Hey! This time I brought three questions, and for the first one I need…Paul!
Kat: Woah, I was just wondering why no one ever picked Paul for their questions…that was weird…
Paul: Nit wits.
Axletia: You know, Paul, last time you came on this show you were very dark…try and lighten up a bit?
Paul: Hm…what do you want? I gotta get back to training.
Kat: Is that ALL you think about…-Paul gives death glare-
ClarinetWrathArineko: Anyways, I just have one question for you, Paul, so just chill out, kay?
Paul: If I 'chilled out' any more I'd be dead. You know, did I tell you that we are all dy–
Kat: YES. You told us that.
Paul: So I guess I never told you all tha–
Axletia: Let's NOT go down this road again, Paul.
Paul: Fine.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Anyways, my question is: Tell me again WHY you ditched Chimchar? It was awesome and cute!
Scizor80: UNlike its trainer…
Axletia snickers quietly but…
Kat: HA! That was sooo funny. Did you guys hear that!! 'Unlike its trainer.' Whew, good one! ………what?
Paul: -gives a look-
………………………………
Paul: Ahem. Maybe if I was going to contests but are you SERIOUS?? That thing could barely hold up a battle.
ClarinetWrathArineko: But you beat Ash plenty of times with it.
Paul: Oh…-looks at Ash lying on the ground looking, well, pretty much Ashy- He doesn't count.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Mmm…I'll pretend that made ANY sense and I'll move on.
Paul: I can go now?
Axletia: No.
Scizor80: You have to wait until she's done asking all her questions to leave…
Paul:……………
Scizor80: YES. Even if they're not for you.
Paul: Dang.
ClarinetWrathArineko: Next, I need Dawn.
Dawn: Hello, he– Paul?? I didn't know you did talkshows…
Paul: I don't…-looks at the three hosts-
Axletia: Oh, come on. You know you wanted to come.
Paul: Really? I'm pretty sure that some one is tied up, gagged and then thrown into a wheelbarrow just to get to a studio, they don't want to come.
Kat: Touche.
Dawn:…………
ClarinetWrathArineko: Why do you have an obsession with the Oak's family poetry?
Dawn: …sigh…I'll never forget the last poem he said just for me… "Stay healthy and strong and you can never go wrong."
Ash: Well that's dumb, who made that up, Ben Franklin?
Dawn: Grr…
Axletia: Ignore him…
ClarinetWrathArineko: Well, since Ash is here I better ask him my last question. Why did you take in Chimchar?
Ash: Gahh, after what just happened I don't think I ever wanna see another fire pokemon ever again…-receives glare from Axletia-…but to answer your question I thought it was strong -he quickly finishes and runs outside-
Everyone:…………………
Ash: -running back in- Did you know it was cold out side?
Scizor80: Well it is January.
Kat: And were are in Boston.
Ash: Pssh, whatever. Where's chimchar…-receives many stares- Whaat?? I need him to keep me warm…
Paul: Stupid Ash, always ignoring the logic.
Ash: Yeah well, you can just leave!
Paul: I would but a certain someone is taking their sweet time answering questions…-glares at ClarinetWrathArieneko-
ClarinetWrathArineko: Alright, alright. I'm finished. –to Kat, Axletia, and Scizor80- Thanks for having me, again. Bye!
All: Bye!
Kat: And to end the show for today, we have one more reviewer!
Axletia: Welcome back Klis.
Klis: 'Sup. –holds fist out to Scizor80-
Scizor80: Uh, I…okay whatever…-hits his fist back-
Axletia: I wouldn't –
Klis: OUCH! Dude! Do you got claws or –
Scizor80: Yeah kinda…
Klis: Well, I got a few things to say to you.
Scizor80: Hm?
Klis: DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
Scizor80: Wait, what?
Klis: WOULD YOU LIKE A DOUBLE SWORD SLASH BURGER OR BULLET FILLED KNUCKLE HEAD?
Axletia: Random much?
Klis: GAHH!!!!!!! –runs around in spaz formation-
Scizor80: Maybe it's the cut?
Axletia: Disinfectant?
Kat: Got it. –sprays Klis with disinfectant-
Klis: GAAH– -silence-
Axletia: Ahh…
Scizor80: Uh…Kat?
Kat: Hm?
Scizor80: He's not moving.
Kat: Oh that's weird I'm sure I– woops!
Axletia: What?
Kat: You know those death bottles with the skull and cross bones?
Axletia: Yeah?
Kat: Well, I used that on him.
Scizor80: I swear if his mother comes in asking what happened to her precious son…
Axletia: It's on you.
Kat:……O.O I killed a person…
Klis: GAHHHH!!! –runs out of studio-
Kat:O.o
Scizor80: Come back–
Axletia: Don't even…
-CLOSE CURTAIN-
Kat: Hiya, I'm just here paying some bills. Thank goodness nothing was damaged this episode.
Expenses:
Hole in wall, leading to bathroom: 1,460 dollars
Hole in ceiling leading to sky: 2,960 dollars
Ladder: 40 dollars
Bike: 120 dollars
Axletia: So during this chapter we got…7 reviews.
Kat: But only 3 were featured this chapter leaving us with thirty dollars.
Axletia: The new expenses are…
Hole in wall: 1, 450 dollars
Hole in ceiling: 2, 950 dollars
Ladder: 40 dollars
Bike: 110 dollars
Kat: Thanks and keep those reviews coming…
Kat & Axletia: Until next time!
Scizor80: Bye!
Thanks people for the reviews I got, I didn't want a run on episode like I did last chapter so I split up the reviews, I hope you don't mind. Thanks for all the reviews, support and patience! See ya!