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This is ridiculous, Lauren" u signed leaning up agains the sink. We were in moaning myrtles bathroom because Lauren thought she was pregnant and wanted to take the test somewhere no one would find us.

"I don't even know how you got one of these" I said. I mean they don't sell them in Hogsmead and Madame pomfrey doesn't just give them out to people so where she got a pregnancy test is a mystery to me

"My sister sent me one" Lauren said walking out of one of the stalls.

"You there's a muggle myth that If you pee on a hamster and it turns blue it means you've got buns in the oven" I said as she laid the test down on the sink

"Ev, I doubt that's true" she said rolling her eyes

"Have you told Darren yet?" I asked

"no I want to make sure first have you told Joey" she said raising my eyebrows

"shhh" I said. Yes I'm pregnant only a month though I keep going to tell Joey but I chicken out or something else happens

"So you can't tell me off when I t don't tell Darren" she said

"fine I'll go tell Joey right now if you want" I said standing up and going to leave

"Go on then I don't believe you will" she said smirking. I sighed and left the bathroom in search of Joey. I found him with Darren down my the lake.

"Hey, Darren, Lauren wants to talk to you she's in moaning myrtles bathroom" I said smiling. Okay that was a lie she wasn't looking for him but hey what better way to get her to tell him.

"Uh why?" he asked

"Don't ask me what goes on in that little Ravenclaws head just go before she breaks something" I said

"why would she break something?" he asked worried now

"I don't know just go" I said pushing him in the direction of the castle

"Okay see you guys later" he said running off

"Hello" Joey said wrapping his arms around my waist and kissing me

"Hello" I said kissing him back. No stop I thought to my self you need to tell him now otherwise you never will

"Hey Joey?" I said although it came out as more of a question

"yeah" he said

"we need to talk" I said sitting down. Fuck wrong choice of words he's gonna think I'm ending it with him.

"Please say you're not breaking up with me. Not now please" he said on the verge of tears

"You really think I'd break up with you?" I asked hurt he thought that

"What else is there to talk about?" he asked

"well you see I'm urr I'm ummm... Fuck" I said

"what is it?" he asked taking my hand in his

"I'm I'm I'm shitty fuck shit fuck" I mumbled "fuck it, Joey I'm pregnant" I said

"you're what?" he gasped

"pregnant" I said looking at our hands "and it's definitely yours no doubt about it"

"okay" he said. Okay. Thats all he has to say to it!

"okay! That's all you have to say! I just told you in fucking having your baby and you say okay!" I yelled standing up

"Ev, just gimme a minute to freaking process the information you know I'm not good under stress" he said pulling me back down onto his lap

"Fine" I mumbled as he wrapped his arms around me and started kissing my neck

"I love you" he whispered in my ear "and if bubs is a boy I'm naming him" he said rubbing my belly

"if it's a boy he will not be Joey jr" I said turning around to face him

"okay you can name her if she's a girl" he said placing a kiss on my lips

"so you wanna keep it" I said smiling

"of course I wouldn't leave you with this. Even if I am scared of what the marauders will do to me" he said. I laughed at him then thought shit I've still gotta tell them oh my god. I can't tell them they'll kill me

"hey," Joey said resting his forehead on mine "I'll be here with all the time I'll never leave you and they'll forgive you and they will love you and the baby no matter what"

"Thank you" I said pecking his lips

"We probably need to go back to the castle it's getting dark" I said hoping up and dragging him back into the castle.

I don't support teen pregnancy but I wrote a plot and it kind of links into my friends fanfiction plot her names on my profile. But yeah anyway I need to have Evanna and Lauren pregnant.