"Mega Man Starforce: Solaris"
Chapter 2 –Desert Adventure:
You already knew what happened, but let's continue.
"You convinced Solo to join in? You must be an amazing convincer." Geo said to Sunny.
"You still haven't heard the rest of the story." Sunny said, sitting down. "That girl was kidnapped by an organization of assassins. But they aren't like any ordinary assassins. You know Phoenix Swordswoman assassination part time? 3 times worse." Sunny added.
"How do you know about that?" Zoey asked.
"I have contacts. But I can't battle them alone." Sunny said.
"I only joined because I have the opportunity to battle powerful enemies, but I won't be your ally or help you. I couldn't care less for that girl." Solo said.
"I have to admit, I've always liked a good romance." Kidd said, crying a little bit.
"Ok, Sunkyūseishu-san, let's go." Shun said, as they raised their Univ Cellfs, and transformed.
"Cool look, Sunny." Mega Man said, as he saw an EM wave warrior, in form of centaur, skinned by a golden suit, gold armor, shattered around his body, holding a bow, with a cool golden helmet.
"My name is Solar Sagittarius." He said, in an exhibition pose, showing his muscles to the girls.
"Damn it! Good Muscles!" the girls though in unison (poor Geo, Pat, Shun and Akito).
"Moving on, where's the base of this organization?" Mega Man asked, trying to move subject, since he noticed that Sonia, just like the other girls, was drooling because of Solar Sagittarius,
"It's in the middle of the desert of Zara, and I have to warn you that there are no wave roads, so we have to walk from a certain point forward." Solar Sagittarius informed.
"So, let's get going." Sonia said, trying to get that image out of her head.
After a while on the wave road:
"This is getting bo- wait for it, because it's very obvious –ring, boring." Gemini Spark said.
"Did he saw How I Met Your Mother again?" Andromeda Current asked Pisces Aqua.
"You have to admit, it's a good TV show from 2005." Pisces Aqua said.
"It was your idea, wasn't it?" Harp Note asked Pisces Aqua.
"Still, Pat's right, this is getting boring." Pisces Aqua said.
"I know how warm things up. Geo, tell Sonia something that would piss her off." Perseus War asked for.
"Sonia, I have to admit, I always had a thing for blonds. Can you dye it?" Mega Man said, making everyone else laugh (except for Harp Note, you know why, Rogue, because he's a son of… parents, and Solar Sagittarius since he didn't understand).
"Uhhh… No." Harp Note answered.
"Worse? Just Pat trying to take a picture of me, while I'm in mermaid." Pisces Aqua said.
"Hey, it's rare to find F without being fake." Gemini Spark justified.
"Didn't got that one." Twins Shark said.
"Let me explain, about one of the most beautiful things of the universe, called "Cup sizes". They're divided in A, almost there, B, barely, C, can't complain, D, damn, DD, double damn, E, enormous, and F, fake. Of course, I found this online." Gemini Spark explained.
"Ok, we're there." Solar Sagittarius said, as the wave road suddenly broke, and they landed on a dune.
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