Yo, here's more of the last Uchiha's deprived life

Yo, here's more of the last Uchiha's deprived life

WARNING: VERY OOC + Not for children…..If I could, I'd rate this older teen

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Day One: I Wish I Had Better Control of That Thing in My Pants

Sasuke woke up tired and alone. Last night his fiancé kicked him out of his soft bed for the stiff guest room mattress, thus he's tired, but cold? Usually when it gets cold he has a girlfriend to snuggle close too, but last night he didn't. Why, because he forgot their two year anniversary and upset his fiancé.

First thing Sasuke noticed when he went downstairs into the kitchen was the sweet smell of sausages. He entered the kitchen and found Hinata, the person closest to his heart, over the stove cooking. She was wearing her nightwear, which consisted of a lavender spaghetti strap tank top and violet shorts with clouds on them. For Sasuke this cued a sensation in his pants, add the fact that she doesn't sleep in a bra and had grown quite nicely over the years. Also, unlike most Konoha girls she also had nice hips to match. She turned her head to look over her shoulder and greeted Sasuke with the most heart warming smile, her hair was held back in a ponytail and her side bangs graced her face. She looked like an angel, if they were smokin' hot sex goddesses.

"Morning, Sasu-kun! Hope you slept well. Oh, and tell lil' Sasuke to stay down, cause he's not getting any for a week."

Sasuke looked down to see he actually had a full blown erection. 'Shit!' He sat down at the table and waited for 'lil Sasuke' to go down. When it did, Hinata handed Sasuke plate of sausages and toast. She sat across from him, with her plate of the exact same thing. She looked at him and smirked. (Warning: very ooc) She took the hot sausage and put it in her mouth between her teeth and finally bit off a piece. Sasuke wondered "Oh kami, why does she have to eat like that!" Next Hinata ate the toast, which wasn't bad but then she went to the fridge and pulled out the milk.

Hinata walked back to the table, switching her hips and the poured herself a glass of milk (you all should know what that looks like!). She looked Sasuke in the eyes and drank nice and slow, swallowing the white liquid in big gulps. When the cup was empty, she was breathing hard from drinking, and wiped her upper lip. Sasuke now thought "Damn you angel sex goddesses!"

"Sasu-kun, are you okay, you seem awfully quiet?" asked Hinata. 'Lil Sasuke' couldn't help but stand from the view of Hinata breast being poorly herd back by her flimsy tank top. To tell the truth, he'd jump her right now, but if he did, she'd juuken (sorry if I spelled it wrong) his ass half way back to sound. So he didn't. Thank god he had work. He ran up the stairs to get dressed, so did she.

He took off the t-shirt and changed his boxers. The ones he was wearing were covered in white stuff (not milk!). Hinata busted through the door and walked into her 'walk-in' closet to change. She came out in her lacy indigo matching bra and underwear set that she bought from "Konoichi's Secret". Damn were Sasuke's pants getting uncomfortable. Again he felt the need to jump her. She glared at him, seeing the obviously seeing the 'need' he had. The anger in her eyes only made him want her more. But alas, she was dressed now and out the door, leaving him in the mood to hump anything while her image was still in his head. He had to get to work, so he swallowed his pride and went to work.

LATER (.)back home…

Sasuke was home late, again. He heard the shower was on. He plopped down on the couch as the shower turned off. His fiancé, Hinata, ran down the staircase only clad in a towel. Her wet midnight hair stuck to her face and the towel clung to her curves nicely. The towel sadly only reached mid-thigh. Again, poor Sasuke's pants became tight. She smirked at the bead of sweat that strolled down Sasuke's face.

"Oops, I guess I should go put on some clothes!"

"Ya THINK" though Sasuke.

Hinata scurried up the stairs with her hips switching again. From his angel, Sasuke got a view of under the towel and blood started to trickle from his nose. A few minutes passed and Hinata came back down in one of Sasuke's t-shirts, which also came to her mid thigh. "Day-um" thought Sasuke.

Hinata sat in the chair across from Sasuke and crossed her legs. "Lil Sasuke" was acting up again. Again she smirked and then said "Maybe little Sasuke (A/N: you should know what this is too) would be happier if you didn't miss our anniversary."

Hinata started walking up the stairs but stopped to look at Sasuke and say "Enjoy sleeping in the guest room!" A smile graced her lips and she went upstairs.

Sasuke's left eye began to twitch. He took a cold shower in the guest bathroom. He snuggle under the covers and was ready for another night alone with out his Hina-chan.

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Okay…..that was weird.

After I wrote this chapter, my mind froze and now I have writers block…..Oh well! I'll just watch a few episodes of 'Wild 'n Out" and I'll be back with more, I promise. (.)