Okay, I have to tell you, the reason I didn't use Touch my Body is because….(thinking)…I'm gonna use it later, he he

(I don't know why but I made the couples SasuHina, NaruSaku(ewww), InoKiba(where's I get this one), ShikaTema, and NejiTen)

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Day 2 Part 2: Who's Gonna win the talent Showcase

Let's start midway though the talent show because let's face it, no one wants to see a teenage Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon blow spit bubbles for 30 minutes…..

Sooo…Tsunade walked on stage, once again, and announced into the mic "Up next is another group who think they have talent, Blah, Blah, Blah, Here's SHITT!" in a bored tone. No one cheered because the entire village of Konoha had just sat through two hours of spinning plates and other bad singers and magicians. The stage lights dimmed as the five girls came on stage dragging chair behind them. The girls then sat in the chairs as they waited for the lights and the music. The blinding white lights came on and (from left to right) the audience saw Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Ten-Ten, and Temari each sitting in their own pink chair. Sakura was wearing a purple satin bra/top with a cropped pink leather jacket and some dark blue jean capris with high heeled pink leather boots. Hinata was wearing a light lavender (Form fitting and came to mid thigh) sweater with a tank underneath and some white legging with white stilettos. Ino had on some big shades, a mid-drift long sleeved pale pink top with a matching miniskirt and some blocky heels. Ten-Ten had on a hot pink long sleeved leotard (looks more like a bathing suit), a pink sun hat and some heels. Temari had on a pink satin mid-thigh length open back halter dress and (again) some heels. (All these outfits can be seen in the actual Check on it video .) The music started and let's just say the little counter part to each of the said women's boyfriends started acting up.

They Started Singing:

All:
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight

(Sakura came forword while the others were dancing)
Sakura: If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it
While I turn around you watch me check up on it

(Ino came forward as Sakura Went Back)
Ino: Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face
Ya can't take it, it's blazin, you rock me it amaze me
You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it

(Ino went back and Ten-came forward dragging the chair with her because she was dance while she was gonna sing)

Ten-Ten: If you don't go braggin, I'ma let you have it
You think that I'm teasin, but I ain't got no reason
I'm sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read you

Chorus
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight x2

(Hinata came forward with more sex appear evident, even though she was wearing a sweater.)
Hinata: I can tell you wanna taste it, but I'm gone make you chase it
You got to be patient, I like my men patient
More patience, you take might get you in more places

You can't be abrasive, have to know to pace it

(Hinata went back and Temari came to the front)

Temari: If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
That you gone put it on me, like no ones put it on me
Don't bore me, just show me, all men talk but don't please
I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you

All: Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight x2

During this part of the song (I took the rap out) the girls each went to their chair and turned it around and sat with the back of the chair in the front. Then they got up and pop locked and dropped it for the chairs. (YAY)

All: Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight x4

The music ended and the crowd went wild. The girls walked back stage (with their chairs) as Hinata's face held a tiny smirk. Tsunade walked back on Stage and said "Thanks for some actual talent. And from the guys in the crown, I'm pretty sure they would like to thank you for the strip tease lap dance, you girls just gave on stage! That's a hard act to follow. Okay, the next act is…..'Shit! We Forgot a Name'?" ( I forgot to make a name and so did the guys okay…..so now that's their group name)

The guys were back stage with all their little men standing at attention. Neji finally regained control and scolded the rest of his friend saying "Guys, put those things away, there are children here!" But, that was gonna be nothing compared to their dance moves on stage. The guys heard Tsunade announce them and headed out with their little men at rest, just in time.

They start singing (if you ant a description of the moves…just watch the live performance video of Chris Brown singing it):

Naruto:

Here We Are,
All alone in this room (Ooh)
And Girl I Know,
Where to start & what wr're Gonna dooo

Kiba:

I'll take my time
We'll be all night girl
So get ready babe,
I got plans for me and you (Wooah)

All:
It Aint my first time but baby gurl we can pretend (HEY!)
Lets bump & grind
Gurl, tonight will never end

All:
Let Me Take You Down
I Really Wanna Take You Down
And Show You What I'm About
Can I take you now,
Ya Body body Ooh
Your body body up and dooown
So don't Stop
Girl get it
Quit playin Wit It
Can't Waaait Nooo mooore
I Wanna Take you down
I really wanna take you down,
Take you down (YEAH, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)

Neji:

Pretty Girl let's take it off,
In this roooom
No time to waist
Girl you know what we came to dooooo (WoahaWoahaWoah)

Shkamaru:

We Got All Night To Try To Get It Right Girl
(Hope ya ready, hope ya ready, hope ya ready)
I Hope Ya Ready Babe,
Cuz Here We Go,
We Know How We Do (Hoooo)

All:
It Aint my first time but baby gurl we can pretend (HEY!)
Lets bump & grind
Gurl, tonight will never end

All:
Let Me Take You Down
I Really Wanna Take You Down
And Show You What I'm About
Can I take you now,
Ya Body body Ooh
Body body up and dooown
So don't Stop
Girl get it
Quit playin Wit It
Can't Waaait Noo mooore(I can't Wait No More)
I Wanna Take you down
I really wanna take you down,
(I Really Wanna)take you down (YEAH)

Sasuke:
Your
Freakin' now Baby
Like a Pro Baby
And I Bet That You...
(I Bet You WOAHAWOAHA)
Think you know baby
Like a Pro Baby
So What Ya Wanna Do?
I'm Gonna Take It Down Baby Nice & Slow...
So Bring It Let's Go
BABY!! (Baby, Baby)(Yeah, Yeah)
(Baby, Baby, Baby)

All:
Come On Baby, Come On Baby
Let Me Taaaaake...
Let Me Take You Down (YOU DOWN!)
I Really Wanna take you down
(Let Me Show You)
(Let Me Do It To You Like I Wanna Do)
Woahhh...
Can I take you now,
Ya Body body(Woah)ya body body body Up And Down
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
So don't Stop Girl get it,
Quit Playin wit it
Can't wait no More(I can't Wait No Moore)
I Wanna take you down,
I really wanna take you down
Take You Down (Yeah)
Take You Down
(Woah, Woah)I Said I wanna take you down (Babe, Yeah)
Let Me Take you down
(Take You)
Take You (All The Way) Down
All The Way Down
We Can Do Some Things (On The Way Down)
Take You Down (Woah, Woah)

The crowd was silent. Why, because every single female in the crowd had a massive nose bleed. The girls (Shitt) were behind the curtain watching and Hinata, who's face was red like a tomato, left to go to the corner because she was loosing too much blood. Her friends soon followed. Slowly the rest of the Female population regained consciousness and started screaming "we love you" and "Marry me". Tsunade stumbled back on stage and wiped some blood from her face. "Uh….Yeah, NEXT PERFORMER!"

The guys walked back stage with beaming smiles after seeing their girlfriends in the corner cleaning blood. The next performer went on stage…

(Two hours later…………)

Tsunade and Jiraiya went on stage holding a huge trophy and an envelope. "Okay we've decided the winner." yelled Jiraiya. The crowd cheered. "And the winner is ….(stupid letter) SHINO, and his wonderful playing of the Tuba!"

The crowd cheered and Shino came out in his classic hood and glasses while tightly gripping the huge instrument.

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Sasuke entered their house, both exhausted from performing erotic excuses for dancing. During the performance Sasuke had to take off his shirt (just like the real video). Hinata entered the house with a faint blush on her cheeks. They both plopped into the couch. Hinata had taken off her sweater seeing as how it was now hot and was now only wearing the tank top underneath. Sasuke turned his head and looked at Hinata, her long sleek legs, her hips nestled in the crook of the couch, her chest slowly moving up and down from her faint breathing, and her lavender eyes closed. She was asleep. He drifted into slumber soon after…

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Not as funny as it could be…..but I'm glad Shino won for his talent….next chapter there's got too be a barbeque, you know what that means ….