Letters to Brazil

by Girl-With-Phoenix-Wings

Discover more about this often-ignored nation as you write letters to her! She'll gladly accept anything and write back, however, please refreain from too much swearing, to keep it rated T. Preferably letters be PM'd, but an exception can be made for those accountless ones.

6. America 1

For the last time, you play SOCCER, not FOOTBALL!

...At least Australia and my twin brother whose name I can't remember get it right, although Australia's version is a bit different...

America

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América,

Why you insolent little...grrrr. It's FUTEBOL. Not some kind of tried imitation of it, like "soccer". Most of the countries of the world call it "football" anyway. It's only you, Canadá, Austrália, and África do Sul that call it "soccer". I don't understand. You won't use the sistema métrico either.

I think you should start behaving like other countries.

Also, your twin brother is Canadá.

Brasil.

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A/N: Translations

Futebol=football (last translation...figure it out yourselves next time)
África do Sul=South Africa

Nice angry letter there. Adds some flavor to the story. Thanks, person who submitted it XD!