What the! Two chapters in one day…
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Day 6: Shopping
It was a new day in Konoha, Friday to be exact. Today was the last day of Sasuke's punishment and Hinata had one thing on the agenda, shopping.
Bt ten A.M., Hinata had dragged Sasuke out of their house and into her favorite lingerie store "Konoichi's Secret. The store was full of bras, underwear and flat-chested platinum blonds under twenty of over forty. She walked over to a violet convertible bra with gold embroidery and matching boy shorts underwear. She turned to Sasuke and asked, "Do you think this would look okay?"
Sasuke didn't even glance up but he grunted in response. She took it as a yes. Hinata took no notice and went to pick out more undies. She suddenly felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned around and saw Temari dragging a half asleep Shikamaru behind her. "So you're here too Hina!"
Hinata turned and hugged her friend while Shikamaru a nod to show she knew he was there. She ran off and dragged Sasuke from his rain cloud in the corner to greet their friends. "Tem, help me find some stuff, pweeeeze!" said Hinata as she held up the revealing dark colored underwear sets.
"God, hina what's with all the dark colors!?"
"Well according to this man here it makes my skin glow," said Hinata was she pointed to the moping Sasuke.
"Fine, I'll help."
After looking and picking up red, pink and yellow sets of underwear, an idea popped into Hinata's head. "I always wanted to be a cop."
Temari raised an eyebrow and replied, "I always wanted to be a secretary but I think that's happening anytime soon."
"But look, there's the costume section."
Temari looked and sure enough there was a huge sign that said "Costumes". After getting their sizes, the two giggle women ran to the dressing rooms dragging their men behind. They left the guys outside of the dressing rooms in the waiting area. Temari and Hinata ran to share the big stall.
"So how'd you dragged into this?" asked Sasuke to Shikamaru.
"I was sitting on the porch steps looking at clouds when she dragged me out to this troublesome place. You?"
"I was sleeping in the guest bedroom when she knocked my block off and made me come."
"Well, it's all worth it when night comes around."
"I'm on punishment; I haven't had any in like a week. It ends tomorrow morning though."
Shikamaru started snickering. "Don't laugh at me!" yelled Sasuke
"I'm not," finished Shikamaru as a smile rested on his bored face.
Suddenly Temari poked her head out from the entrance to the dressing room and yelled, "We need your opinions over here!" Sasuke and Shikamaru looked over as Hinata and Temari walked out.
Temari stood with her hands gripping a thick hardcover book. She was wearing a blazer with only the top button done leaving her midsection exposed and her chest shown. The matching tan skirt only ended right after her but letting he long peachy legs show nicely. On her feet were some fire engine red heels. On her face were some non-prescription glasses. Overall it was an extremely sexy look that one wouldn't expect for this strong woman but it worked. Shikamaru looked up with his tired expression and simply replied "You're getting that," and then slowly drifted off.
Hinata came out in a police uniform. (Insert the song Mrs. Officer here) The top two buttons were undone exposing a lot of cleavage. The badge was on her left and reflected some of the light. Her shorts were high-waisted and accentuated her curves. The shorted were held up by the black belt with a gold buckle. In her hand she held the classic police baton. On her feet were some black hooker heels. She had a pair of aviator glasses placed in front of her eyes and a police hat covering the top of her head. Her hair was arranged in two braids, one draped over each shoulder. She was chewing gum and leaning on the door frame. Again, it's weird but it works.
Sasuke looked up and stared. Hinata walked over and went in close to his face. "I'll take that was a yes."
"Save that for the bedroom you two," mocked Temari.
The two girls ran back giggling but came out ten minutes later dressed and ready to go.
"I need to get some groceries for tomorrow," said Hinata trying to steal Sasuke away.
"We'll come too, wont we Shika," said Temari.
"It's okay! It's just a few items!" nervously replied Hinata.
"No, I insist!" said Temari as she followed Hinata into the supermarket. Hinata's face turned red making the three following her into the store look at her with raised eyebrows.
Hinata quickly ran through the aisles grabbing whipped cream, cheese whiz, maple syrup, graham crackers, and hot sauce. Not only did Sasuke look at her funny, but so did Temari and Shikamaru. "What are you making?" asked Temari.
"None of you beeswax," said Hinata as he face redden ever more.
The two couples went their separate ways. Sasuke and Hinata got home late and she quickly put the "food" in the fridge and ran to barricade herself in their room, leaving Sasuke alone on the couch.
He took his alone time and decided how to spice up tomorrow and his freedom from punishment. Sasuke left the house in search of the master.
Sasuke was walking down the main street of a dark Konoha when he heard loud laughing. The master was in town. Sasuke walked into the bar and followed the sounds of laughter until he reached the one he was looking for: Jiriya. Sasuke walked up to the sanin, who was surrounded by women. "Yo, Jiriya, I need some of the stuff."
Jiriya glanced at Sasuke and quickly threw him a small vial with a cork in the opening. The liquid inside was clear. Jiriya went back to the ladies.
Sasuke left and took the road back home with a sadistic grin on his face which lasted even after he got home. Sasuke hid the vial in the back of the frigde and then went to change for bed. He laid on the guest bed and fell asleep with a smile. He couldn't wait for tomorrow.
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Dat was a lot o typin for a lazy bum like me