We finally made it through the wedding buzz and the party where Chi Chi and Bulma were grilling me about bridal shower presents. Vegeta walked me home with the biggest smirk on his face. "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you." I grumbled repeatedly
"I just saved your ass. Be greatful." He said
"I hate you!" I said as he opened the door for me to go in. "Even if you are a gentleman, sometimes."
He rolled his eyes as he flipped on the lights. "Wait, you're brilliant!" I exclaimed
"Hmmm, thank you for finally realizing that." He smirked
"You can duel Chen and win then afterwards we can have a big dramatic break up and decide to be just friends! Everyone's happy!" I exclaimed.
**Vegeta POV**
Maybe not everyone. "Nah." I said as I walked towards the refrigerator.
"What! What do you mean 'nah'!" She screamed
I smirked looking at her "I think I deserve a prize for all my efforts here."
It took a moment for what I said to sink in. "What!" She shrieked "I'm not some sort of trophy! I will not marry you!"
"Do you have another choice?" I asked.
She paused and glared at me.
"The simple fact of the matter is Chen will keep coming back unless he is killed or you are already taken." I continued.
"Then kill him." She said softly but hatefully.
"Kakarott has made me sware by my Saiyan blood that I'll not take another life unless absolutely neccisary. He would not be willing to kill the brute, and your brother-Krillin isn't it? Will not be able to. So it's me or Chen"
"So you're saving me from an arranged marraige so I can marry you?" She growled
"We do need to repopulate the Saiyan race." I knew that comment would irritate her.
"UGH! That's disgusting!" She screamed
"So you are mine." I smirked again
"You moron! I hate you! You womanizer, idiot, monkey, selfish sexist pig!" She yelled
I just smirked. "Next thing I know you're gonna want me to run around in a bikini with a sign that says round one!" She sontinued
"Welll. . . Now that you mention it." I smirked
"No!" She screamed
I rolled my eyes. "You're going to marry me, you have no choice."
"I- I-"
"So then it's official." I said
"Fine." She said "I'll be your wife but don't think you can control me."
I rolled my eyes, women can be so annoying sometimes. "That's a girl" I patted her head as I moved to leave the room.
"Wait." She said
"What?" I groaned
"There's one condition." She said
"And what's that?" I asked
"You have to start helping around here. We have to sell the fact we're in love so try not to make me hate you more."
"We'll see." I said as I left "Good night."
A/N A little too much drama lately, in any case the funny should come back next chap or so. Wedding plans are being made and Krillin and Vegeta have a 'talk' Two reviews before I update again!