Slow Burn
Kappa Forest
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a/n: Hello! Thanks for the reviews/favs/alerts!! , I believe this one is more organized and neater than the last ones. Not all these are grimmulqui, but there either grimmulqui, grimm-centric, or ulqui-centric.
warnings: ooc, unbetad
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Disclaimer: " KappaForest does not own Bleach yet..."
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Prompt #8: Language
Ulquiorra was having a tough time trying to communicate his blue haired lover.
Especially when said man was speaking an entirely different language...
" Damn! Ulqui, you baked the fuckin' shit outta' that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!"
" ....."
" ....That was... a compliment?"
Prompt #9: Strap
' Foolish shinigami'
Ulquiorra made an abrupt stop, clenching and unclenching his fists as he paused to reclaim his breath.
He was miles away from Las Noches, where the shinigami-trash were currently taking the upper hand in the raging battle.
Just as the Cuarta was ready to head off, he halted as he felt the presence of an unmistakably strong spiritual pressure.
Uncharacteristcally, Ulquiorra's green orbs widened like saucers at the arrival of the notorious, Byakuya Kuchiki.
' I-Impossible!'
" But how!"
This couldn't be, he was in the middle of the desert, with no sense of direction, not to mention THOUSANDS of miles away with his reiatsu expertly hidden.
The dear noble could almost laugh as he pointed downwards.
In the sand beneath him was a squiggly line.
A squiggly line, that led straight to the tip of Ulqui's sword.
" ......."
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" ......."
" ......."
"....shit..."
' I knew I should of gotten the shoulder strap'
Prompt #10: Cake or Death
" YOU! CAKE OR DEATH?"
" Ah, cake please."
" ...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
" Thank you, it's very good-"
Ulquiorra switched the power button on the remote. It were times like these that furthered his belief that humans were clueless.
If it were him he would of obviously picked both, because-
1. He'd be a Vasto Lorde.
2. He'd be a Vasto Lorde with cake.
Prompt #11: Hic-cups'
" Grimmjow, do you mind, I am trying to read here.
" Screw *hic* you! s'not like I'm able to control it."
" ...Have you tried spelling your name..."
" What?"
" It is a useful tactic used to the humans use," he honestly did not know if this worked or not, never really recalling a time he himself had hic-cups', since he didn't have a throat an' all....
" Fine."
" G-"
he paused
" Ulqui"
" hmm?"
" ..."
" ...I can't spell"
Prompt #12: Gender
Noitra hastily tossed the porn book he was reading when Grimmjow strolled in.
" Hey Grimmjow, s' wrong with you?"
" You know that hot chick I met at the bar last night."
" Yeah! the one with the black hair."
" Yeah that one. You see I went ta' her house afterwards, and turns out, she was dude!"
" SERIAL!!?"
" Serial, but it's okay because I got me some sweet transaction if you know what I'm say'in."
Prompt #13: "He's Just Not That Into You"
In the sand, a small little boy with emerald orbs observed the other children, watching them scream manically as they ran across the multicolored playground.
He briefly brought his attention over to young Halibel, as she prepared to shove Stark's sleeping body down a slide.
He got up to see if the boy would be alright, only to be roughly shoved back down by a certain blue haired someone.
Ulquiorra looked up into the face of evil.
" wh-why did you do that?"
the blue boy scrunched up his face-
" BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE DOG POO!"
- turning on his heels as he stomped off.
The abused boy could feel the tears already gathering at the corners of his green eyes, and got up to go where his caretakers were.
Gin bent down on his knees " Awww, what's the matter Ulqui-chan?"
With a trembling arm, he gestured at the bluenette, who was now laughing his ass off after watching Yammy accidentally body slam Stark's unconscious body as Halibel snapped photos with her pink camera.
Aizen also bent down so he was at level with the 4 year old.
" Ulquiorra, do you know why that little boy did those things"
he gulped, sniffled, and shook his head.
" Because he likes you"
" WTF!!"
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a/n: Oh yeah I went there Bite me XD For some reason it's a lot of fun writing them as kids, prolly' cause' they argue alot :) excuse my bad grammer it's somthing i'v had my entire life, which sucks big time . I have others typed up already, but I'll just carry them to part 3. Review/Request if you'd like, but no ones forcing you ;D
Chow~ KappaForest