Slow Burn
K a p p a F o r e s t
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Warning: T for number 19 XD
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Disclaimer: "KappaForest-chan does not ownz Beach"
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Prompt #17: Cuddles?
Grimmjow had his own unique ways of showing affection.
And Ulquiorra understood that, truly he did, otherwise they wouldn't be in a relationship.
But Grimmjow had yet to discover the fine line between cuddling, and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Prompt #18: Chess
Sitting in front of the computer, a certain blue haired male was fuming after getting beat in the game humans called 'chess'.
You could say he was little more than mortified after losing to a metal box.
Too bad it was no match for him at kickboxing.
Prompt #19: Cats and Dogs
A green eyed man sitting on the couch, flicked through the channels on the tv before settling on a channel titled 'Animal Planet'
'ugh'
Ulquiorra did not like animals, they were smelly and left there 'leavings' randomly askew (particularly the sidewalk) .
He considered them trash, and disgusting to be around.
He did not understand why humans categorized themselves as either a cat person, or a dog person (which were apparently popular pet choices for humans).
The man found both to be detestable, but if he had to choose, he was most definately the latter.
He would not put up with all the meowing, the parasites, the licking, the shedding, the litter, the teeth, the claws, (even though dogs practically have the same attributes)
And he most definetly would not put up with the kittens (annoying little things)
Yes, he would prefer dogs, because despite their loudness and dumbness, dogs could be trained to be obedient, loyal, and follow their master's orders.
But ironically, there was one cat he liked.
He placed the remote down to thread his slim fingers through the blue lockes displayed across his lap.
One cat who beat out all the others hands down.
His mild petting stirred the sleeping man, as he looked down into the gleaming sapphires.
One would always have a special place inside of him
(no pun intended)
Prompt #: Bad Examples
A 10 year old Grimmjow stood wide eyed as he watched his beloved parents fight.
This was the first real fight that Grimmjow had the chance to observe up close and personal, and oddly it fascinated him, particularly their vocabulary.
He payed close attention as they spat and yelled in front of eachother's faces, waving their arms for emphasis.
Deeper into the fight, he perked up when he heard his father call his mother a 'bitch' and his mother call his father a 'bastard'.
With great interest he interrupted their fight to ask them
" Hey! What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?"
The two deboggling parents did a triple take upon hearing the words.
" I-It means, ladies and gentlemen!"
Hm. He accepted the answer.
Later on, the blue haired child placed his ear against the door, listening as his parents 'made up'.
Once they finished up, he immediatly asked them-
" What does 'dicks' and 'titties' mean?"
The not so innocent child's parents quadruple taked at the not so innocent question.
This time, his father said-
" Not to worry, it simply means hats and coats!"
The man waggled his eyebrows as Grimmjow raised his.
On Thanksgiving, he caught his father shaving his blue stubble and accidentally cut himself.
" Shit!" he said
Grimmjow smiled and did his thing
" So what does 'shit' mean?"
Again caught in a bad time, he gulped and hesitated before saying
" ...It's the brand of shaving cream I'm using, Shit Shaver..."
His father turned to smile lopsidedly, only to see him take down the stairs.
With precission timing, he spied his mother as she was cutting the turkey.
She cut herself and yelled, " Fuck!"
The women had slapped a hand over her mouth to cover up, but it was already to late
" Fuck? What does 'fuck' mean?"
Grimmjow was on a role today.
" um..er, it is a phrase you use when you are, stuffing the turkey! yes, that's it..."
And finally, the doorbell rang.
Grimmjow ran up and to answer the door to his relatives and said-
" Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet,
my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen
fucking the turkey!"
"!!!!!!!!!!"
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a/n: Ha! ignore the last one if you want, that was joke someone told me in class ( what can I say, they inspire me) I am currently in the works of an actual story (gasp!),one that requires a lot of planning, so I may be taking a couple breaks. Once again, thanks to everyone who favourited/reviewed/alerted this random and craxy drabble series.
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