Slow Burn

K a p p a F o r e s t

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a/n: Sorry for the latiness!! I have been working on my shitty report, and doing some planning on myu other AU story T.T Reveiwers/alerters/favoriters have caused my brain to explode from the awesomesauce that is you

warnings for crack and ooc! Major ooc!

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Disclaimer: " KappaForest-tan does not own Bleach"

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Prompt #21: Tatsuki

" Please Tatsuki-chan? I promise they won't be a bother!"

Orihime clung childishly onto the spiky haired tomboy, whom up till now had been denying herself a visit to Orihime's apartment.

Tatsuki was very reluctant to visit nowadays, things were different now, and though Orihime was still her usual dopey self, she could clearly see how more grown up she was, even going as far as to successfully bake a cake that was both tasty and non-life threatening.

But the biggest change of all, was when she decided out of the blue to let them live with them.

Oh yes, things were very different after they came into the picture.

Tatsuki knew the moment she met them, that they were FREAKS!

First of all, you could probably spot the duo a mile away, because NOBODY has blue hair. Sure Ichigo had orange hair, even his weird nakama had red hair, white hair, one was even bald, but that's different, those at least are related to natural hair colors, I mean red and orange was for redheads, white is for old people, don't get me started on baldness, but BLUE .

Second of all, where did she get the other guy, Planet Woo? The guy was a head or two shorter than bluey, his eyes were too big for his head and they were just, too, GREEN! Like an alien baby.

" It's going to be really fun Tatsuki-chan! I promise they'll behave, Grimmjow normally listens to Ulquiorra who actually reminds me of Sora, and speaking of Sora I tried to make another cake like the last one but this one kind of crawled.."

They were strolling up towards Orihime's room now, Tatsuki blocking out Orihime's nonsensical speak.

No way would she ever leave Orihime alone with them, starting now.

There was something very odd about them, other than physical appearance,

But what? What..?

Opening the door, all her questions were answered right then and there.

" Aww, aren't they cute Tatsuki-chan!"

If you could call a heated makeout session/grope fest cute, then yes cute indeed.

Tatsuki excused herself to go get a tissue.

Prompt #22: Ichigo

Poor Ichigo, must he always be the one to stir up trouble.

" Fuck you Ulquiorra! Like hell he'd wanna sleep with you!"

" As if he'd wanna sleep with you."

" Why I outta-"

Ulquiorra clung to Ichigo's arm as Grimmjow made a grab for his wrist.

" Ichigo! Tell him you'd rather sleep with someone whose a hella' more experienced in this area"

" No, he'd rather spend time with someone whose not a bubbleheaded buffoon, right Ichigo?"

The two arrancar began doing a tug-of-war, with Ichigo obviously the rope...

" Che' ya think your better than me! I'm more experienced!"

" I'm gentler"

" I'm faster"

" I'm not pushy"

" Well I'm not a BITCH!"

" Your not exactly a genius either."

Grimmjow's face scrunched up, forming his trademark smirk

" I'm BIGGER than you."

Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes before-

" I'll let you be seme..."

Hold the phone! Ichigo perked up, deciding to join the action and-

" I'm sorry Grimmjow, but that is an offer I can't refuse."

They took off into the night, leaving Grimmjow speechless...well, not really.

( WAIT! YOUR NOT LEAVING ME HERE! SHIT!...H-HEY!...ULQUI... ULQUIORRA!... HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW SEXY YOU ARE LATELY!...SERIOUSLY!..dammit....CAN I ATLEAST WATCH...?)

Prompt #23: Mushy

" Open wide Ichi-"

" Renji, that tickles, stop"

Ichigo tried to scoot sideways in his chair as Renji tried to feed him.

" Aw, I thought you loved strawberries..."

" Well don't do that, it's embarrassing.."

" I'm sorry Ichi, I just love you so much "

" Renji boo!"

" Berry-chan!"

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra gaped as they stood in the doorway, both mortified and a little scarred after watching the scene in front of them.

" Ulquiorra."

" Hm."

" If there's ever a time when I become creepy as hell, and give you a retarded nickname, don't hesitate to smack me with this bat, or fwap me with a frozen tuna.

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a/n: Once again, sorry for shortness. But on Valentine's Day, I promise I'll make those xtra long! But I'll be updating sooner once my mid-winter break starts.

Review/Request if you'd like, but I won't force you

Chow~ KappaForest