Slow Burn
K a p p a F o r e s t
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a/n: Hello! Thank you all for reviewing/alerting/favoriting my drabble story, it motivates me and makes my insides explode in a bloody puddle of awsome!!
warning: slight ooc, language, boyxboy
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Disclaimer: "KappaForest-tan does not own Bleach" Tite Kubo obviously does
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+++~Happy Valentine's Day~+++
Prompt #24: Loath
" You little shit!"
" You fool!"
" You take that back!"
Grimmjow dug his fingernails into the palm of his hand as he snarled violently at the shorter black haired individual.
" There is no need to take back what is TRUE, Grimmjow."
" BITCH!"
" Idiot."
The quarreling duo shook the place as they continued swapping insults, the bit of space separating them closing with every comment.
" Shitface-"
" Bubbleheaded-"
" Scrawny bitch-"
" Jaggerjerk-"
" COCKSUCKER!"
Ulquiorra gaped
" ...Y-Your so vulgar!"
Now literally in each other's faces, this fight, like all the others, started heatedly-
" I LOATH YOU!" Uquiorra shouted
" I LOATH YOU MORE!" Grimmjow lunged at him and kissed him sloppily
-and ended heatedly
Prompt #25: Valentine's Day
Grimmjow leaned his head atop his arms on the small table of Urahara's shop. After getting a full pardon from the Soul Society, there really wasn't much else to do in the human world, especially when you needed this guy supervising your every move outside his shop.
Across him was Ulquiorra, also pardoned, sipping his tea idly, while next to him was Urahara himself, hiding behind his fan as he normally did.
He glanced outside for a moment, apparently, today was a very special day in the human world, another one of there silly holidays that was celebrated annually. Urahara had explained to him about Valentine's Day, the day where you shower your partner with ample amounts of love, and chocolate, and cards and blah.
Grimmjow tch'd audibly, if he thought Christmas was stupid, than this one was at least twice as ridiculous, defanitely. It was hysterical, watching them skip around like a love sick puppy, carrying gifts that looked liked someone puked lace and ribbon all over em'.
Surprisingly, he wasn't the only one that disliked this particular holiday. Hence why Urahara was with them instead of outside 'spreading the love'.
" Grimmjow, what are the humans doing?"
" Celebrating."
" ....,...?"
" VALENTINE'S DAY you idiot, they're celebrating Valentine's Day, and for your information, it's another shitty holiday where factories make money from people buying chocolates as a way of showing their fake affection to people. Everyone acts lovesick and mushy. Basically it's the time of year you celebrate your love for a person. It's damn creepy."
Grimmjow shuddered as he watched a girl run past with a giant stuffed teddy bear, complete with a plushie heart, button eyes, and a 'try me' button on it's behind.
Ulquiorra looked thoughtful for a second, before placing his teacup back on it's tiny holder.
" That is odd, humans are so bent and reliable of their emotions, if it is a day about 'love', wouldn't ' Valentine's Day', be everyday?"
Urahara chuckled lightly, folding up his fan before sighing wistfully
" Aahh~ Ulquiorra-kun, you catch on so fast."
Prompt #26: Present
Grimmjow was literally about to pull his hair out.
Today obviously was Valentines Day, his most ridiculous and hated holiday of them all, and he simply did not know what to do.
Don't get him wrong, he detested Valentine's Day to no end, all the sappy mushy fluffiness in the air was enough to make him gag, but he wanted to use today as an excuse to finally confess to him.
And by him, he meant Ulquiorra.
Many months ago, he Ulquiorra and Nel had successfully defected from Aizen's army, and since then, the three of them had spent many long days together at Urahara's place, actually it was mostly just he and Ulquiorra since Nel seemed had found a friend in the Orhime and girl and Rangiku lady. But somewhere in between all the short and fleeting moments they spent together, the short, ebony haired, bug eyed, apathetic, ex-Cuatro had burned a place into a special organ Grimmjow had thought til' now to be nonexsistent.
And how is going to confess you say? Good question, good question indeed.
' Damn it all! The fuck does this have to be so hard?'
Grimmjow had least a half a dozen girls give him cards and shit, girls he had never met in his life. He received chocolate and a dozen cat plushies but that just wouldn't work.
' Chocolate? Like hell, the guy's gonna get cavities if eats anymore.
A card? Yeah, just what he wants, a proclamation of my undying love in the form of a cheap poem on an even trashier card. Your so brilliant Grimmjow, genius! I outta beat my own ass just for thinkin' that.
Grimmjow was this close to head bangin' the table til' it split in half.
Damn, he could already hear Ulquiorra's deadpan voice
" Grimmjow, what are you doing."
" Wow, it's like can really hear him!"
" no. Really Grimmjow, what are you doing"
Scrambling for purchase, Grimmjow spun around to see the object of worries looking rather worried himself.
" Grimmjow, are you okay? I have been watching you spend the past two minutes banging your head incessantly on the table"
Grimmjow looked through his peripheral vision to see his head had indeed left a nice sized dent.
' dammit, Dammit, DAMMIT! HE CAN'T BE HERE! NOT NOW! NUUUUU!"
" I-I-er-um-w-well-I-"
Ulquiorra raised a delicate brow as Grimmjow's voice continued short-circuiting.
" I'd be worried Grimmjow it isn't in your rambunctious nature to act like this."
The green eyed man turned on his heels as he made way for the exit.
Oh what was he doing? Grimmjow tapped his head when he finally realized getting people gifts just wasn't him. He was Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, former SEXta of Aizen's legion of sex toys, I mean arrancar. If anything he didn't need gifts to make people of all genders swoon over the sexy rebel persona he worked so hard to build up. No way would he be subdued into a stuttering, jittery TWAT! HELL YHEA!
All he needed were the gifts that god gave them and put em' to good use.
Which was why Grimmjow mad the bold move to spin Ulquiorra around and give him the most desirous and lascivious kiss he ever gave.
His large ego was further infatened when he kissed back.
Prompt #26: Cake
Urahara pranced up to front steps, just getting back from his V' Day shopping, and busted his own door open with a nice kick, slamming against the side wall.
" OOooohh~ Ulqui! I hope you and your yaoi-muffin Grimmjow didn't do anything too naughty while I was away!~"
Urahara scanned around the area and spotted Ulquiorra with his hands slapped across this mouth, his expression (gasp) portraying that of immense shock.
" Ulquiorra, guess what I got everyone for Valenti-eh- Ulqui?"
The door popped off it's hinges with a small 'ching' and bowled over.
Revealing a certain blue haired former sexta, with what was previously a chocolate strawberry filled cake mashed into his face, two of the berries clung onto the icing where is eyes should of been.
" Grimmjow! I-I-"
Ulquiorra jumbled his words while Urahara waggled his finger, clicking his tongue.
" Tsk tsk Grimmjow, you should know better than that, standing near a door, somebody could of busted inside and-"
Grimmjow emitted a low growl from his throat.
' Oh! oh dear..."
" Accidents happen?"
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a/n: CacophonyofScreams: I decided to put yours into the chapter! Catnip- Oh, so many evil things, so little time...
That was fun! I had meant to put in more but I kinda ran out of time to type them out .
Lol, I want a yaoi-muffin~
I hope you all had a cracktastic Valentines! I sure did XD
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Chow~ KappaForest Have a good one!