"Why're you just 'Hellsing'?" Luke asked. He was back in his chair, slightly less confused now that everything had been explained to him. Not that he was any happier about the fact that he could have stayed out of the 'family business'.

"Sorry?" Selene frowned.

"You said your name's Selene Hellsing… why not Selene Van Helsing?"

"Oh, the 'Van' was taken out during the war, apparently it sounded too German," she told him. "Your father was the first to add it back in… he was odd like that."

"You knew my father?" She nodded.

"I didn't see him often… I didn't meet him properly until you were born, and I wasn't old enough to remember that."

"But if they worked together…"

"They didn't," Selene said, a little too quickly, and winced.

"Why not?" Luke frowned again, confused.

"Oh… you know brothers," she smiled. "They never get on."

"Yeah, I guess…" he shrugged, though was sure that she wasn't telling him everything. "So you said Hellsing's this big company… what, you're government funded?"

"No," Selene laughed. "We've made our own money through the years. On top of that we're constantly getting money in from different film companies, producers…"

"Huh?"

"Use of the name. Most people think that Bram Stoker made us up, but obviously, that isn't true. Any money that would go to him for use of the name 'Van Helsing' goes to us."

"What about Dracula?" He asked, then glanced over to Mina. "Or Harker?"

"It all comes through to us, even Mina's. It was her idea to begin with, as she was the one that encouraged Hellsing to be started, so all the money is put into that."

"Does anyone know you exist? The Mayor, Prime Minister…"

"The Queen."

"Pardon?"

"The Queen knows about us, has for years. Other than her, no one else knows. We're Britain's best kept secret."

"The Queen? Wow…" Luke laughed. "So what, are you Lady Selene Hellsing or something?"

"Dame, actually," Luke blinked and Ruby's jaw dropped. "It's a family title."

"So… does that mean Luke's a Sir?" Ruby asked, eyes wide.

"In theory, yes…" Selene paused. "I'm not sure. I think something went wrong somewhere."

"So I'm not a Sir?" Luke asked.

"For some reason, no."

"Oh…"