DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT I OWN ALL FOUR BOOKS AND MOVIE CALENDAR AND DUST THEM DAILY. DOES THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING?

AN: I'm so glad that all of you enjoyed my chapter. I know how alot of you feel about Tanya, but don't worry, there's a point to all this madness. It'll still be a couple of chapters before that point is made, but we'll get there. Meanwhile, they'll be lots of drama and tension.

I'm going to be really busy this weekend, so this will probably be my last post until Monday. I accepted to do something on Sunday morning and it requires lots of sit down planning, so that's got to take priority until it's over. Sorry guys. I'm just as sad as you.

Lastly, a shout-out to my review whore buddy, 4theluvofMary. I put something in this story especially for us. See if you can spot it out. I personally think review whoring is the only way to go...well, that and bedding Edward Cullen. sigh Okay, now I'm drooling like my six month old daughter. How sad. Also, to my sister WhynotJasper, who keeps me sane with these stories. I miss our little talks!

I give thee chapter 9...

RPOV

I hate waking up so damn early. Why couldn't my work day start at 1 in the afternoon? I know why, because I work for idiots, that's why. I grumbled as I slumped my way out of bed. I grabbed my undergarments from my dresser and headed over to the bathroom. I could hear loud music coming from Alice's room. Figures...she would be awake and full of energy by now. God I hate her.

I slowly got into the shower, making sure the hot water got all over my body, relaxing my muscles as I struggled to wake up to another uneventful day. I washed my hair and my body and lingered in the shower for a little longer than necessary knowing full well that if I took any longer, all the hot water would be gone and Bella would kill me. The only one in this apartment that enjoyed a nice hot shower as much as I did was Bella.

I went into my room and got dressed, making sure I got into something comfortable. After one last look in the mirror, I headed out toward the kitchen. I still had a little bit of time before I had to leave.

"Morning Rose" chirped Alice. Did I remind myself how much I hate her today? Oh yeah, I did.

"Morning Ali." I said, stifling a yawn. I needed some caffeine if I had any hope of making it through the morning.

"Why are you so tired Rose? What time did you go to bed?"

"I didn't stay up too late, but I'm just not a morning person. My body doesn't work that way. My mind isn't fully awake yet. And now, in about an hours time, I've got to look all damn sexy while I act out a scene with Edward. It's madness I tell you. Who the hell just wakes up out of bed ready to act out a sex scene anyway?" I ranted.

"We do Rose. That's what sets us apart from everyone else. We demand nothing less from our minds and bodies. That's why we get paid big bucks." said Alice.

I snorted. "Big bucks? Funny, I was wondering why I was rolling in the millions and still living in an apartment with my two best friends. Especially when I'm loaded." I sat down with my coffee and muffin.

"Well, we make more money than most Rose. And we'll continue making more and more money. You know why? Because we're good at what we do and we're beautiful. Even Bella is good at it too. Who knew?" said Alice, oblivious that Bella had just walked into the room.

"I'm good at what?" she said, also grabbing herself a cup of coffee.

"At sucking dick and acting like your fucking some guy shitless while moaning and groaning your way to big bucks." I said, smiling evilly at her. I loved it when I could make her blush.

"I did not say that!" said Alice, indignant. "Rose, tell her right now that's not what I said at all."

"Well, you didn't say it in so many words, but it was there. Implied. What does, we're pretty good at what we do and beautiful, which is why we'll continue to make big bucks mean to you?" I said, at first looking at Alice and then switching to Bella.

"Thanks Rose. You make me sound like a corner hooker, having sex for money, when it's totally different." said Bella, looking a little hurt.

"Of course it is Bella" said Alice, giving me a reproachful look. "We don't have to do it if we don't want to and we don't have a pimp. Oh, and it's legal too!"

"Oh yeah, totally different." I said, playing along. "Instead of whoring ourselves for money, we whore ourselves for reviews." Brilliant!

Bella furrowed her eyebrows and said, "Soooo, what your saying is we're review whores Rose? I don't understand the concept."

I rolled my eyes. I glanced at Alice and she gave me a death glare. "I would say we're review whores, because in our line of work, we depend on reviews in order to get ahead in our career. It makes sense. If someone doesn't like us or our talent, well, then it's over for us. But like Alice said, we don't have to worry about that because we're too fucking good at what we do. Including you Bella." I smiled at her, letting her know it was a compliment. She smiled back at me, taking it as one.

I looked at my watch. "Crap. I've got to go. I don't want to be late. I've got to get my stupid costume in place." I got up from the table and washed out my cup, making my way to the living room (which was all joined together. I only had to walk a couple of steps) to grab my purse and car keys.

"Leaving to go see sexy Eddie Rose?" said Bella. "Be sure and tell him we said hi."

"Oh, and don't forget his evil bitchy agent Tanya as well. I know you two will become fast friends." Alice smirked at me.

"Shut up you two before I tell him I've got a blushing roommate that wants to fuck him and a pixie roommate that wants to blow his friend. See how you two will fare then."

Needless to say, they both shut up.

The morning seemed to drag on and on for me. Once I had gotten dressed and ready, I had a costume malfunction and had to come back into wardrobe to get it fixed. It was taking a long time to actually get on the set to start acting. I finally walked out when I spotted Edward sitting in his chair with his head back and eyes closed. He really looked like a gorgeous supermodel. It was a pity he was already taken.

"Hey Cullen, what'cha doin'?" I asked, looking at him up and down.

He opened up one eye and peered over my way with a half grin plastered on his face. "Oh, you finally made it out. For a second there, I thought you had died and your corpse was rotting away in costume hell."

"I'm nothing compared to my roommate. What happened to my costume was an accident. At least it only tore a bit. Knowing my roommate, her whole costume probably would've come off." I smirked thinking of poor Bella with the whole cum-in-the-eye scenario.

"So your friend has bad luck huh? That can't be good for her social life. I'm surprised you stuck around Rose. I thought someone like you would've been long gone by now."

I looked over at him and saw him smiling at me, letting me know he was joking. "Oh, I only stayed with her for the sex. She's a damn good kisser. But it's not bad luck, it's clumsiness." I said, thinking back to all the times the poor girl had landed herself in the ER. I'm surprised she hadn't really broken anything.

Edward was looking at me with huge eyes. I stared at him wondering what he was thinking about when I remembered what I had said earlier. "You can breathe Edward."

He let out a long breathe and said, "Were you just kidding Rosalie? Now, I'm curious."

"Yeah right, wouldn't you like to know."

"I'd really love to know, but I think you'd give my roommate a heartattack if you told him that. I would at least take the news graciously."

"Oh, so your friend is a freak, huh?" I asked.

"Well, he can be. He's also very upfront and doesn't bullshit around when he's serious, which is hardly never. He's a jokester and loves to pull one over on people. He doesn't take crap from anyone and watches out for me and my other roommate. Very loyal."

He paused to think for a minute at what he just said. Then he turned to me and surprised me.

"He reminds me alot of you actually."

"Well, then, I'll take that as a good sign." I smiled back at him. "He must be a good guy, if he takes after me."

"He was actually here earlier, to drop off my cell phone, but you had your wardrobe malfunction and were busy. But knowing you, you probably wouldnt've cared, huh?" He smiled at me.

I had to laugh. I probably wouldnt've cared at all. I knew I was beautiful. There was no need to hide it.

"Maybe next time, I'll meet him. No big deal."

I looked around the set and noticed they were just about finishing up. I took one last glance in the mirror and said, "You ready Cullen?"

"Always."

We walked to the make-shift doctor's office and I sat down. Edward went to the other side of the set and got ready to make his entrance. I had to admit, even I was impressed with Edward in a doctor's lab coat and stethescope around his neck. How many girls would swoon over him had he been a real doctor? Shit, I'd put up appointments just to have him check my tits for my breast exam. And then check me for my annual. I added as an afterthought.

"Ms. Hale, you all set?" the director called over to me.

"Ready."

"Mr. Cullen?"

"Ready."

"And Action!!"

The door to the office quickly pushed open and out stepped the most amazing and gorgeous doctor I had ever seen. Every single part of his body stood out in that doctor get-up. His lab coat was long and made him look like a real doctor. My breath hitched for just a moment.

He looked down at his other prop. My medical chart. He was scanning it, flipping through some papers when he looked up at me and said, "Good morning Ms. Scott, I see your not feeling well. Care to tell me what the problem is?"

I looked directly at him and said, "Yes, doctor, I'm not feeling well at all. I know you are the only person that I could see that can help me."

"I'll definitely do my best. Now, tell me where and what hurts."

I sat up closer to the edge of the bed and spoke low and directly to him, my eyes raking up and down his body, while the cameras got everything.

"Well, Doctor," I purred, "I feel a constant tingling in the lower part of my body. I always feel warm and I have the terrible need to suck and lick something, but I don't know what. I'm always playing with my tits, especially pinching my nipples until I feel wet and warm down in the lower half of me."

Edward was staring intently at me and walked up to me, putting his mouth by my ear. "Where do you feel the tingling, Ms. Scott? Here?" He asked, putting his warm hand on my stomache.

"No, doctor, further down."

"How about there?" He asked, slowly sliding his warm hand further down my body.

"Further down." I panted.

"Where exactly is this wet and warm spot at Ms. Scott?" Edward asked me, his voice sounding very seductive.

I breathed out heavily, "It's my pussy, doctor."

"I'm sorry, where? I didn't quite catch that."

"My pussy, Doctor. I'm all wet and warm and I need you to take care of it for me." I said, louder this time.

Edward looked at me and smiled. "I think I can take care of that for you, Ms. Scott. As long as you don't tell anyone."

"I won't."

"I'll need to take your gown off though."

"That's perfect." I breathed.

His hands, so soft and smooth, glided his way up my legs and up my thighs, catching the gown in his hands. He ran his hands up past my thighs, taking the gown with him. His hands went up the sides of my body and he lightly brushed the sides of my tits with his thumbs. I let out an involuntary moan. He pulled the whole outfit off of my head and tossed it aside.

I opened my eyes in time to see his mouth come down and take my nipple into his mouth, while pinching the other one. I threw my head back and said, "Oh yes Doctor! Your treatment is making me feel better already."

And at that, the director yelled cut.

Edward quickly picked up his head and I straightened up to look at him. He was smiling widely at me.

"What?" I said, trying to decipher his expression.

"Oh nothing. But if I didn't know any better Rosalie, I would think that you were really getting into it."

"Well, it's a good thing you don't know any better then." I said, narrowing my eyes at him.

He just smiled.

The director told us we did a great job together and our improvisational skills matched each other perfectly. None of this was a shock to me.

I kept thinking about how horny I had actually gotten during the scene. I wondered if Edward could really tell, or if he was just messing with me. Man, I need to get laid soon. My fingers are simply not enough. But they'll have to do for now.

I was quickly walking out the door when Edward called my name. Shit.

"Yeah, what happened?" I asked irritated that he stopped me. My pussy wouldn't stop throbbing.

"Hey, my friend Emmett is stopping by and I was wondering if you wanted to meet him."

I'm pretty sure I looked really ancy to him, but I couldn't help it. It wasn't going away. I barely heard a thing he said.

"Umm, not now Edward. I've really got to get going. But maybe next time?" I said, praying he'd leave me alone.

"Sure thing Rose." I turned to leave him when he said, "Oh and by the way, just a warning. If your a screamer during orgasm, don't be. The walls are paper thin, especially the bathroom ones."

I looked at him and glared. Now, he was just pissing me off. Show off.

"Well, I'll be sure to let Tanya know you gave me that little tidbit Edward. I'm sure she'd be happy to know you've been very helpful."

His face blanched noticeably. "Damn, Rose, I was just kidding. You didn't have to bring out the big guns."

I smirked at him. "Oh, didn't anyone ever tell you? I'm a bitch. And proud of it."

And I walked away.