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Chapter 4: Dashie's Reaction

The Next Day…..

Sweetie Belle woke up feeling great after she got high with Rainbow Dash and her crusaders. She kept giggling to herself about that little prank they pulled on Rainbow Dash, after that she took a bath she dried herself and went on to school. After she got to school she met up with Applebloom and Scootaloo, They all were talking about yesterday and how funny that prank they did on Rainbow Dash was. So the bell rang and they all went inside the class, they all took their seats and the teacher started teaching, as she was teaching, Sweetie Belle kept thinking to herself that it was probably a bad idea that they pulled that prank on Rainbow Dash.

"Sweetie Belle! Pay attention!" said Ms. Cherilee

"What? Oh yea sorry." said Sweetie Belle.

Ms. Cherilee continued to teach while Diamond Tiara told her to listen better next time and called her a blank flank again. So as the time went by , the bell rang and it was time for recess, so the three fillies were talking about the prank and were pretty worried that Rainbow Dash will be very upset about having the word lesbian on her forehead without her knowing about it. So they just hoped that she wouldn't be very upset at a little joke they pulled, So they all find that pot dealer and business was usual, they decided that they wanted to go with the Purple Kush this time, they thought the dealer didn't have it since they heard the different types of weed from Rainbow Dash, but surprisingly the dealer actually had some to sell and like the purple haze, they got charged 7 bits for the gram and then proceeded to go back to class till school was over. After the class is over they all walked to their clubhouse with their saddlebags full of stuff they needed, as they were thinking to themselves, they can't help but notice that when Rainbow Dash gets there she might have a bad reaction to that prank they thought was so funny. So a few minutes later Rainbow Dash went to their club house with a disappointed but also a mad look on her face, so when the fillies opened the door to the clubhouse they noticed that Rainbow Dash has a mad look on her face and the fillies had a shocked expression on their faces.

"Ok, which one of you bastards wrote the word lesbian on my forehead?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"It was her!" shouted the three fillies in unison pointing at one another.

"This crap is not funny! I don't want anypony to think that I have a thing for mares." said Rainbow Dash.

"Were sorry, we thought it would be a funny joke to play, since you like pranks." said Scootaloo.

"I do like pranks, but this one has gone too far!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

"I'm sure that anypony doesn't think that you're a lesbian." said Sweetie Belle.

"Do you know what a few Pegasus told me while I was on my way here? One tried to hit on me and some others pointed and laughed at me just for having the word lesbian on my forehead." said Rainbow Dash.

The fillies have a shamed expression on their faces while Rainbow Dash is telling them how her day went yesterday. As she was done ranting, the fillies looked very sad and kept apologizing for their prank but Rainbow Dash was not amused and a little too mad to even think about forgiving them yet. So she brought out her bottle of Apple Jack Daniels again and started taking swigs trying to forget what she went through, The fillies were just staring at her taking quick swigs of the whiskey and she couldn't stop since she felt like drinking a lot, after a few minutes, Rainbow Dash passed out after she drank the whole bottle of Apple Jack Daniels, they felt that it was their fault that she is drinking a lot in front of them, the fillies are afraid that things might go out of hoof if she kept drinking, but as the fillies think to themselves "why would Rainbow Dash would drink so much?"

Scootaloo just felt like getting high again, they didn't feel like using their piece today, so they decided to roll a fat joint that would last them for hours, so Sweetie Belle reached into her saddlebag to find the rolling paper, a filter and a pink grinder she bought from a smoke shop in Ponyville (she bought it just by asking a older stallion to get the things for her for bits.) she handed the items to Scootaloo since she surprisingly knows how to roll joint. So the first thing that Scootaloo did was, she got the Purple Kush and she put it in the grinder and started to grind it till it was a good consistency to work with, so after she grinded it, she grabbed the rolling paper and the filter from Sweetie Belle and she started to roll the joint, so after she rolled that joint she licked it shut and it was ready to use. Before they smoked it, Scootaloo popped out a small bottle of promethazine in her saddlebag and she heard that putting promethazine on pot makes your high super awesome. So she got the small measuring cup that came with it and she started putting a small coat of promethazine on the joint, Scootaloo fired up that joint and after she took a big hit she was starting to feel it fast, Sweetie Belle also took a hit of the promethazine covered joint, after she took that hit she sat on a chair and felt like she was melting like a ice cube in a hot sun but for her it felt great she never felt like that in, ever. Applebloom took the joint and took 2 hits seeing if she can bite off more than she can chew, but in a way she felt like she can handle an awesome high.

"Oh my gosh that promethazine covered joint hit the spot *giggling*" said Scootaloo.

"I feel like a melting ice cube on my chair *snickering*" said Sweetie Belle.

"Oh my god *snickering* you guys are stoned *rolls on the floor laughing*" said AppleBloom.

"We should really get a bong *laughter*" said Scootaloo.

"I'll try to save up some more bits then." said Sweetie Belle.

Rainbow Dash woke up from her "small nap", she can barely remember anything that happened an hour ago, she saw the fillies smoking the joint, she saw the joint on the table half way done and she grabbed it and took a hit so long, 75% of the halfway done joint was merely ash and her eyes immediately turned red and she keeps having uncontrollable laughter as well as she was slowly getting paranoid as well. As they all sat around their circle Rainbow Dash came up with a idea that the fillies would get a kick out of, She said that they should invite either Princess Celestia or Princess Luna to come over and get high, the fillies told her that it might be a bad idea but she interrupted them with a story that happened a long time ago that involved Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

So the story went a little like this: There was a party at the royal castle in Canterlot and it was a crazy party, everyone went wild and almost everypony was drunk at the party, Rainbow Dash was a little too drunk and she was with Fluttershy, they found Princess Celestia and Luna playing some Call of Pony: Modern Marefare 3 on Xbox online in Luna's Room. Rainbow Dash said hello to the two allicorns, they said hello back and told them to take a seat, after a few minutes of playing Princess Celestia got Luna with a 360 no-scope, the look on her face was priceless to her sister, Luna raged quit out of the game. So after that, they put the game away and they just talked amongst themselves for a few minutes.

Rainbow Dash popped out a bong out of nowhere, she had a small sack of Hash and she asked if they wanted to hit the bong, since it was a party the two alicorns were down to do anything, so they sit down and Rainbow Dash packed the bong with the Hash she has in her weed sack and she lighted it up and she released a lot of smoke after the first hit, she passed it to Celestia and she was a bit confused, but Rainbow Dash told her how it works, so she figured it out and took a pretty big hit, the hash was starting to make her relax, it was now Fluttershy's turn next, Celestia passed the bong to Fluttershy, she lighted it up and smoked the rest of it , as she exhaled the smoke in Luna's room they started to hot box the room. After Fluttershy took a hit, Rainbow Dash had to pack the bong again, after she did she handed it to Luna, Luna was a bit hesitant since she never tried it before but nothing stopped her, she just followed what the rest had done. She got very high after 10 minutes of passing the bong back and forth they were pretty much mellowed and stoned out, The four mares were very hungry and Celestia had to call a guard just to get her a bag of chips and 3 boxes of pizza, after a few minutes it arrived and the look on all of their faces was pure excitement. As they all opened the boxes they were having a feast, but not just any feast, they went all out, like if they were pigs in a farm, the guards outside were shocked at how fast they ate it and they were also shocked at the noises they made. The chips and the pizza they had, they finished it in less than 3 minutes.

After that they just listened to some music and they were so stuffed after that feast, Luna was having some uncontrollable laughter and Celestia kept staring at her Cutie Mark as she was tripping out on how big and small it gets as she was moving her flank back and forth. A few hours later they all started getting sleepy and more relaxed and as they were all getting more relaxed they slowly shut their eyes and they slept as if they were knocked out. The Day after that, it was morning and Rainbow Dash got a hangover and she saw Fluttershy on her forelegs sleeping like a angel and Luna and Celestia were still sleeping comfortably on the floor and Rainbow Dash had to wake up Fluttershy and she thought it would be best not to wake them up, so the two mares left and after that they barely remember a thing after that party.

"Wow! That's a cool story!" said Scootaloo.

"Yup, we all got high and it was really good, true story." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Wow, we should really invite them over! If they are willing to try it a second time it can be totally legit." said Sweetie Belle.

"Sounds like a mighty fine plan Sweetie Belle, I'm sure they are lookin' to try out some different types of weed." said Applebloom.

"How are we going to make an invitation to them?" asked Scootaloo.

"Don't worry I got it all planned out." said Rainbow Dash.

"Ok, well we all are lookin' forward to this, it should be mighty fine gettin' high with them." said Applebloom.

"Ok, I'll make a plan and you guys better stock up!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Ok, we got it covered, we have some bits for tomorrow." said Sweetie Belle.

"You better say ok, Oh yea what was I mad about?" said Rainbow Dash in confusion.

"Nothing, totally nothing!" said the three fillies in unison.

"Whatever you say, I'm outta here!" said Rainbow Dash as she flew away the clubhouse and went back to her cloud.

"Whoa what just happened?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"She said somethin about havin' the princesses over." said Applebloom.

"Well whatever it is, I'm sure we are ready anytime!" said Scootaloo.

As the day was slowly being dusk, they all called it a day and they all left but as each of them were thinking, they wonder if the princesses would actually go to their session and smoke and if it would be fun smoking with them. As their thoughts keep thinking about it they would be surprised if they actually showed up but they know it can be next week or tomorrow. So they all slept happily in their bed till the next day rises up for big adventure.

Will they ever get the two alicorns to smoke with them?

Will it be totally legit?

Find out in the next chapter of The Pothead Crusaders.