Hello! Epic running planet of epicness! It looks like most of you want me to move on to a new planet, so I'll do that.

TNTKitten: Thanks for the reviews! Creepy Creatures of the Dark indeed. XD

AaylaKit: Ah-ha! I inferred that weakness from her reviews. Starting Blocks are what runners use to push off before a sprint. You know how sprinters crouch down before the gun is fired? They use starting blocks to position themselves in the proper crouching position. Random-fan is sad that you and Ayy do not run.

Ayy Kaim: …Oh. I'd better not use your weaknesses against you, then. O_O I don't want Loki to hate me! So you're a swimmer? Cool. Vis tecum to you, too! :)

DarkAngel620: LMAO! Kit pwns all.

Pergjithshme: Ooh, good idea! I will add it to the List of Destiny. Keep an eye out for it!

BlueblazeHeart: So does my sister! I'm sure you would get along with her very well. :D

LadySaxophone: He did win. He finished with a fifty-second lead. ;) Check the previous chapter for reference.

"Yeah, all right Kit!" Ahsoka sprang to her feet and whooped. Anakin joined in. Obi-Wan was on his feet as well. "Come on, guys, let's go!" She rushed down to meet him. "Kit, that was—" she began, but was silenced by a look from Anakin. "Sorry—Master Fisto, that was awesome!"

Kit laughed. "Ready for a go, Anakin?"

Anakin nodded. "Of course! Which event should I do? Jumping? Throwing?"

"Portal-surfing?" Ahsoka interrupted.

"That's the silliest idea I've ever heard," Anakin said.

"No, look. The Portal is back." Ahsoka pointed.

"No! I want to compete!" Anakin protested.

"Come on, Anakin," Kit said, dragging him by the arm. "Time to go." Anakin protested all the way through the Portal. "See you later, girls!" Kit called over his shoulder. "Keep running, Twiddle-Dee!" He yanked the reluctant Jedi Knight through the Portal and then there was nothing.

Kit and Anakin were the first ones to go flying from the Portal. They both bounced off the ground and faceplanted. Kit's faceplant, however, was far more epic than Anakin's.

"Ugh…where are we?" Anakin grumbled, pulling himself up. "Kit…dude, we're in—" Before he could finish, Ahsoka and Obi-Wan landed on top of him. "Garroff," Anakin protested, pushing them off.

Obi-Wan tried to stand up, but was unable to grip the ground. It was too slippery. "Where are we?" he demanded.

Kit examined the substance that they were lying on. "I have no idea," he said. "It's a food of some sort. Anakin?"

"I've been trying to tell you guys—it's Jell-O!" Anakin said.

"What in the universe is Jell-O?" Ahsoka asked.

Obi-Wan and Anakin stared at her as if she was from a foreign planet. Well, technically, she is. But still. They looked at her funny, okay? Quit judging me. "You don't know what Jell-O is?" Anakin demanded. "Are you my apprentice or what?" Ahsoka struggled to a sitting position and shrugged. Anakin sat up as well and facepalmed. "Just eat the kriffing Jell-O."

Ahsoka shrugged and took a handful from the ground and ate it. Her eyes widened. "Wow."

"I know." Anakin tilted his chin up a little. "Now you know."

Kit blinked. "Okay. So we're on a planet of Jell-O. Now what?"

Anakin shrugged. "We eat?" he suggested lamely, then turned to Obi-Wan. "Please you tell me you like Jell-O. I mean, not liking chocolate is a crime in itself. But Jell-O?"

"Calm down, Anakin. Of course I like Jell-O."

"Good." Anakin looked around. "Well this is quite the mess we've gotten ourselves into."

Kit shrugged. "You know what this means, right?" He got to his feet and started bouncing.

"Yeah!" Ahsoka jumped up and started bouncing as well. Anakin joined.

"You are behaving like Younglings," Obi-Wan remarked.

"So?" Anakin and Kit said in unison. "What are you going to do about it?"

Obi-Wan shrugged. "Join you." He smiled and started jumping.

"What are you doing?" a voice asked. The Jedi stopped jumping and turned to see a man made entirely out of Jell-O. He looked downright tribal. He was holding a Jell-O spear and everything. "Are you here to summon the Jell-O Monster?" he asked.

"There's a kriffing Jell-O Monster?" Kit demanded. "Cool."

"What is wrong with you?" the man demanded. "The Jell-O Monster threatens all! We are constantly on the alert. He could come at any time."

Kit covered his mouth. "Of course. We're keepers of the peace, so…I guess we'll have to keep the peace by slaying the Jell-O Monster for you."

"Would you do that? Really?"

Anakin grinned. "Sure." He winked at Kit. "We'll take care of it."

"Wonderful. Come with me to my tribe. Follow me!" He led the way into a forest of Jell-O.

"You know there probably isn't really a Jell-O monster, right?" Ahsoka muttered.

"Of course there isn't," Obi-Wan said practically.

"Um…then what's that?" Anakin asked.

The Jedi whirled around to see a gigantic red blob making its way toward them. It had a huge gaping mouth that went straight for the stunned group. Anakin and Ahoska took out their lightsabers. Obi-Wan rolled his eyes at the sheer ridiculousness of the monster. Kit was just…well, Kit.

"That's awesome!" he shouted excitedly.

The monster let out a loud bellowing noise and promptly swallowed Obi-Wan. The Jedi Master, who was caught completely by surprise, was visible inside the blob. A look of shock was plastered on his face. Ahoska gasped. Anakin and Kit burst out laughing.

"Do I have to say it again?" Kit asked.

"Yes, go ahead and say it," Anakin said.

"That's awesome!" Kit shouted.

Yeah, yeah, just get me out of here! Obi-Wan thought. Ahsoka, get away from the monster with that lightsaber! You might slice me!

"Whoa, hold it, Snips," Anakin said, putting a hand on his apprentice's shoulder. "First off, you might hit Obi-Wan. Don't go after it with your weapon. Second…leave it. This is kriffing hilarious."

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "You're such a child, Sky Guy," she mused.

"Obi-Wan!" Kit called. "Can you hear me? If you can, then eat the Jell-O! If you can't, then…well…never mind!" Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "He heard me! Okay, you have no excuse now." There was a pause. "No, really. It'll work, I promise."

The monster bellowed again and lunged forward to claim another victim. Anakin was not ready for the attack. His fate became the same as his former Master's. Ahsoka found it in her to laugh this time. Kit laughed himself, then nodded approvingly at the apprentice.

"So now what do we do, Master Fisto?" she asked.

"Walk away and pretend they're not there." He started to walk away, then turned back around when the monster roared. "Totally kidding, guys. Hey Ahsoka, help me start eating."

The two of them tackled the monster. It tasted like strawberries. At last, Obi-Wan and Anakin were freed. "It's about time," Obi-Wan scowled, wiping Jell-O off his robes. His eyes glittered with amusement, though, as if the whole ordeal had been somewhat funny to him. He had learned to take things like this good-naturedly. It helped him get along with Kit much better.

"Hey, man, you owe me a solid," Kit said. "So do you, Anakin. That was more Jell-O than I should have ever eaten." He shrugged. "Twas a worthy sacrifice, though. Anywho, where to now?"

"Come to my tribe where we will celebrate your defeat of the sinister Jell-O monster!" the man said, raising his spear in triumph.

They all left. When the tribe found out that the monster had been vanquished, the members pretty much threw a party in honor of the Jedi. "How'd you do it?" the chief asked.

"Well…we ate it," Kit admitted.

Everyone gasped. "You eat Jell-O?" a child asked.

"Yeah. It's really good," Anakin said, taking a chunk of the ground and popping it in his mouth.

"They're…cannibals!" an older tribe member gasped.

"That's not politically correct," Obi-Wan said. "Cannibalism for me would be eating a human."

"They're going to eat us all!" another member cried.

"No, we're going to get out of here right about now," Anakin said, leaping through the Portal that had just appeared.

"Erm…good idea," Ahsoka said. Kit and Obi-Wan joined him.

Sorry it was so short and not very well-written. I got lazy and stuff. Long day today. Orientation at my soon-to-be college. Anyway. Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or anything like that. Oh yeah, I don't own Jell-O either.