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7:00 a.m. James K. Polk High School

A full 50 minutes before class starts, yet there is still one eager student here already. It was the first day of school after all, so maybe the student wished to find their classes. The place can be pretty daunting for incoming freshman after all.

"I just need to make a few more calculations and I'll be set" one Simon Nelson Cooke muttered to himself as he walked around the barren hallways of the High School. Cookie took time in to just gaze at the huge school he was standing in. "So much bigger than the Middle School" he said "Thank goodness I'm getting the coordinates for it now". He played around with his glasses and a map of the school appeared on the lens in front of him.

"This is going to make my life a hell of a lot easier" he thought, "A map is all I need to figure out this school from front to back". He programmed the rooms of each of his classes and they were now marked on the map. He sighed as he leaned up against his new locker. It had been a terrific summer for Cookie, but he was actually a little glad to be back in school. He spent the summer with his best friend Ned and the love of his life, Lisa. But, school gave him a chance to see all of his other friends, Coconut Head, Martin, and Moze.

"I have a good feeling about this year"

7:45 a.m.

Ned and Moze had arrived at the school and retrieved their schedules. "Cool we have first period together" Moze said "Pottery? I don't remember signing up for that". "Me either" Ned stated "Oh well, can't be too bad".

"Hey Ned!" a cheery, female voice said from behind. It could only be one person

Suzie Crabgrass, Ned's on again-off again girlfriend of the summer.

"Hey Suzie" Ned and Moze said in unison. The two exchanged bewildered glances before resuming conversation with Suzie.

"Nice to see you Moze, how was your vacation?" Suzie asked ignoring Ned, who walked off in a huff. Moze noticed Ned leave, but decided it be best to not say anything, "Good, I missed everyone though". "Well we have a lot to catch up on then" Suzie stated "I'll talk to you in lunch, bye!". Just as fast as she had appeared, she was gone. "Weird" Moze said and walked off towards pottery class.

"It's like she doesn't even care about me anymore!" Ned said to Cookie while walking down the hallway, "After all the shit I had to put up with her and she is the one who ditches me!" The summer, although fun, had also meant issues with Suzie. She whined to him, made him get her food, and on top of all that, cheated on her.

"I still find it funny she cheated on you with Martin" Cookie said and laughed at in one burst.

Ned angrily looked at Cookie, "Fuck you man, Fuck you"

"Chill out" Cookie said, "I'm just joking. It's not my fault she is a skank though"

Ned began walking towards his next class, "I know man, I know. I wish I could find someone who is as good to me, as Li- well speak of the devil"

Lisa came up to Cookie and kissed him, "Hey love, how's school" she asked. "It was ok, but it's much better now" Cookie said back

"Ugh, you people sicken me" Ned said as he walked away.

Lunch only increased tensions between Ned and Suzie. The bright idea was to put them at the same table, even though Ned was certainly not pleased with Suzie. Suzie may have still had feelings for Ned, but no one knew for sure.

"So how is the first day going?" Moze asked to no one in general.

"Great" "Easy" "Above average" said Coconut Head, Cookie, and Ned respectively

"Above average? What does that mean?" Moze asked

"It's like average, but above it, but not good either" Ned attempted to explain.

"He's just dumb" Suzie stated. "HAHAHAHAHA" Ned shouted very sarcastically "Looks like we got ourselves a comedian here! Tell another one!"

"Shut up Ned, your just bitter over me" Suzie shouted back. "Like I could be hung up on you" Ned said back.

That's when it happened. Moze and Cookie both got the same feeling. That feeling you get when you know shit is about to go down. And oh boy, was shit about to go down.

End