I am sososososososososo so sorry I haven't had time to update! My life has been very hectic at the moment: I've had loads of course work and homework then my friends were leaving me and being cows and then to top of a few crappy months I found out my step-Nan has got bowel cancer and my aunty has been put into a hospice, yeah so I hope you understand why I haven't been updating.

Can you remember what happened last time? Remember back to an apartment house thing and imagine a small brown haired girl typing away at the key board with a weird helmet light on...

So Bella was wearing red and she stole Jasper's mountain lion. Now Jasper isn't just going to sit back and let her have it now is he??! OF COURSE NOT!! Sooooo read on!...

(Rosalie: Annie, just because you've died your hair red doesn't mean you own Twilight!

Annie: But...

Rosalie: No

Annie: look at it this way-

The Cullens: NO

Emmett : hahaha, we made a human cry!)

I could vaguely hear Emmett yelling at us to stop as we circled. My experience was no match for Bella's crappy power and newborn strength, she lunged forward and I side stepped easily.

"You really shouldn't have done that!" I growled. I took a deep breath and forced myself to calm down, which was quite a task as I was absolutely furious with my sister. I let my breath run free and then hit Bella with my power: Calm, happy, Sad, nervous, distraught, hyper, over and over again in a continuing cycle. Bella clutched at her head and shook it as if trying to rid her body of her fluctuating moods.

"Jasper! What are you doing??!!" exclaimed Emmett.

"Emotional torture." I replied. Bella still wasn't breaking down, man she was tough.

That's when a wonderfully evil or evilly wonderful, whichever, idea came to me. Depression. I threw the disgusting emotion at her and because of her already weakened state due to her mood swings she crumpled onto the ground.

"JASPER WHAT DID YOU DO!!??" Emmett shouted panicking, obviously afraid that if anything happened to Bella he would be to blame.

"I'm making her depressed" I said calmly, easing the emotion off a little. Bella stopped moaning as loud but still had her hands over her head.

"Depression?" Emmett replied weakly. I turned around to face him; he was staring at Bella his eyes glazed over. He looked up at me and a mischievous smile grew on his face.

"Y'no, Jasper, I didn't know you had it in you" he grinned

"I'm just a bundle of surprises"

"But soon you will be a bundle of ashes!"

Crap. Edward's here.

"Yes Edwards here and if you want to continue living you better stop torturing my wife!" he spat venomously. I stopped the emotion and Edward ran over to Bella. He looked up at me, woah he looked very pissed off.

"Of course I do! How would you feel if somebody made Alice depressed?" he bellowed. I flinched at the thought of Alice, little chirpy Alice lying on the floor sobbing.

"Exactly!" Edward placed his hands on his hips, "now why did you do that to Bella??!!"

"Huh, you don't know?"

"Yes, that's why I asked!" Edwards replied sarcastically. I rolled my eyes and Edward growled.

Bella who had just been helped up by a shame-faced Emmett marched up to me.

"You are in big trouble Whitlock!!" she seethed. The anger coming off her was a little frightening.

"Love, why did Jasper" he growled my name "attack you, I am obviously not going to get an answer for him."

"Who says I was the one attacking?" I muttered to myself and maybe Emmett- if he was listening. Every one ignored me, as usual.

"Well, I was pissed off at Jasper so I took his dinner and then Jasper retaliated by attacking me, Emmett tried to stop us but then Jasper assaulted me with emotions. At first it was ok; I was having mood swings but the feelings weren't too bad but then, then I started to think about horrible things." Bella looked at her feet and whispered really quietly "I started to think of ways to kill myself"

I gulped. I didn't mean to make it that bad!! I told Edward via my thoughts.

"Why did you take my dinner?" I asked aloud.

"Because of Angela" Bella replied like it was the most obvious thing since sliced bread.

"But you knew I would get over-protective!"

"It was obvious you were looking forward to it" Bella said coolly, shrugging her shoulders as if stealing people's dinner was the norm.

"But why punish him even more?" we all turned to the spot where the sound had come from and saw Esme entering the patch of trees we were in on my right. "he is very guilty for changing Angela and he did very well not to kill her there and then. We can all see that Jasper is guilty and wishes this situation could have been avoided. You do not need to make this any worse for him" Esme scolded Bella. Bella looked at Esme flabbergasted having never been told off by Esme before. Bella started to speak but Esme cut her off.

"I don't want to hear it." Esme said bluntly "I know Angela was your friend but that doesn't mean you can go around deliberately provoking Jasper" she added sharply. Esme took a deep breath to calm her self down. "Now I want you to apologise for taking his mountain lion"

"What?!" Bella shouted in disbelief

"Now" Esme said sternly

"But he-"

"NOW."

"Fine" Bella huffed; she turned unwillingly to look at me. "Jasper I'm sorry for taking your stupid mountain lion"

"That's fine ma'am." I said playing up my southern accent "just don't let it happen again" I wheezed in a crap impression of Roz for monsters Inc. Bella snorted

"Don't ever do that again!" Emmett muttered trying to stifle his laughter.

"You do know Jasper emotionally tortured Bella, don't you?" Edward asked crisply.

"Yes I do. Just because I haven't said anything yet doesn't mean I've forgotten!" our mother snapped, Esme continued before Edward could reply "Jasper please apologise to Bella"

I nodded and then another idea came to mind. I knew Esme wasn't very happy with me but if I was a total kiss-ass here then she might forgive me. I knew this won't work on Bella but hey- it's worth a shot. I cleared my throat.

"I'm going to apologise in poem form" I announced

"Oh god" I heard Emmett mutter I glared at him; this was his trick to get Esme to forgive him!

"The man who sold Manhattan for a halfway decent bangle,

He had talks with Adolf Hitler and could see it from his angle,

And he could have signed the Quarrymen but didn't think they'd make it

So he bought a cake on Pudding Lane and thought "Oh well I'll bake it"

But his chances they were slim

And his brothers they were Grimm,

And he's sorry, very sorry,

But I'm sorrier than him.

And the drunken plastic surgeon who said "I know, let's enlarge 'em!"

And the bloke who told the Light Brigade "Oh what the hell, let's charge

'em",

The magician with an early evening gig on the Titanic

And the Mayor who told the people of Atlantis not to panic,

And the Dong about his nose

And the Pobble re his toes,

They're all sorry very sorry

But I'm sorrier than those.

And don't forget the Bible, with the Sodomites and Judas,

And Onan who discovered something nothing was as rude as,

And anyone who reckoned it was City's year for Wembley.

And the kid who called Napoleon a shortarse in assembly,

And the man who always smiles

Cause he knows I have his files,

They're all sorry, really sorry,

But I'm sorrier by miles.

And Robert Falcon Scott who lost the race to the Norwegian,

And anyone who's ever split a pint with a Glaswegian,

Or told a Finn a joke or spent an hour with a Swiss-German,

Or got a mermaid in the sack and found it was a merman,

Or him who smelt a rat,

And got curious as a cat,

They're all sorry, deeply sorry,

But I'm sorrier than that.

All the people who were rubbish when we needed them to do it,

Whose wires crossed, whose spirit failed, who ballsed it up or blew it,

All notches of nul points and all who have a problem Houston,

At least they weren't in Kensington when they should have been at Euston.

For I didn't build the Wall

And I didn't cause the Fall

But I'm sorry, Lord, I'm sorry,

I'm the sorriest of all."

"You didn't make that up!" Emmett accused me

"No I didn't but it think it's very fitting!" I replied. Esme nodded I approval and we turned to look at Bella, waiting for her reply.

"Apology accepted" Bella said grudgingly "But just because I forgive you doesn't mean I'm ok with Angela being changed" she added warningly.

"Can we finish hunting now?" Emmett whined. I turned around to face him, my eyebrows raised. I know for a fact that he has already had 7 in the last couple of days! I felt irritation coming off Edward as Esme replied "yes". I frowned at mentally counted who was here. Edward, Bella, Em, Esme and me. That's five people!!!

"Who's with Angela?" I hissed at Edward.

"Te rest of the family moron!" he reply coolly. I glared at Edward and his wife before running off into the forest desperate to get back to my little pixie. I quickly took down some elk; wiping blood from my mouth I sprang up and sprinted back through the forest hearing Emmett's triumphant cries as he took down a bear. I leapt over the river not bothering to do any trick like I normally do and jumped again through the window, smashing it as I went. I spun round staring at the gathering of glass shards sparking, like my skin, in the weak sunlight.

"Esme not going to be happy"

I chuckled to myself silently betting that Alice had known all along I would fight with Bella. I ran across to her growling playfully while encasing her in my long arms

Okay I hope this was ok, it's really long!!!! I'm starting to type up the next chapter so hopefully it won't be too long until the next update.

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