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The end of the year was already far away for the students at James K Polk High School and there were going to be many memories and events.

But none, were going to equal or compare to what was going to happen this next week. In the span of the last week before Christmas break, everything was going change.

Day 1: December 14th—One week til break:

Ned Bigby was not anticipating this day, not at all. A majority of his friends were going to be on a field trip and he couldn't go. "Who would think that simple fight would cause so much trouble?" Ned thought "This day is going to be a drag"

He entered Eric's car and drove off to school. A light snow had already started to accumulate around the town and although it wasn't sunny anymore, it still looked beautiful. At least to Ned it did.

"At least you have that party thing or whatever tonight" Eric said "So don't be so god damn depressed, it's just one day"

"He is right" Ned thought "Tonight is Missy's annual Christmas party and it was going to be great"

"Why so silent?" Eric asked

"No, it's nothing, I'm just thinking"

"Yeah right, I'm so sure. What could you be possibly thinking so much about?"

Ned sat there, in a sort of trance like state. He wanted to tell everyone what he thought, especially about Moze, but he couldn't bring himself too. "I can't let anything get out" he thought

"Just about the party, I guess"

Eric looked as brother strangely "Alright man, whatever you say"

The two had reached the school by this point and Ned left as quickly as he could.

Ned only saw one person he was good friends with in the halls today, that person being Lisa. Seth, Moze, Cookie, Suzie, Coconuthead, and Martin were all on the trip. Mary was out sick, as was Missy. Loomer and his cronies were in school however though.

"Thank god someone is here today" Ned said as he walked up to Lisa "I thought I was going to be the only freshman in the school"

"I know right, the hallways seem so empty today"

"Yeah I know, besides, why aren't you on the trip anyway?"

"Oh, I didn't hand in the money on time, a common mistake I'm sure"

"I can see that happening I guess"

'I'm off to class, I guess I will see you at lunch Ned"

"Cya Lisa" Ned said as he turned around and bumped right into the chest of a certain principal.

"Ahh, Mr. Bigby, what a surprise seeing you in school" Principal Sweeney said sarcastically "Shouldn't you be on the trip?"

Ned sighed "No sir, a student of my poor behavioral skills should not be allowed to partake in field trips, such as the one being held today"

"I see someone has been reading his student rulebook recently"

"Yes of course sir, I read it every night"

"Funny Bigby, funny. Let's get something straight here, I don't want to have to see you in my office again or I will make sure you never get the opportunity to go on another field trip again!" Sweeney said as he walked away from a shocked looking Ned.

"I thought he would at least chuckle"

Good thing for Ned, time seemed to be moving rather fast today, as it was already lunch time. Of course, his usual busy table had been withered down to just him and Lisa. As the two sat down, Lisa took note of Ned's glum look.

"You can't be that upset about everyone not here today, right? It's just one day"

"No, it's just I miss them, I guess, maybe, I don't know"

"I know who you really miss though"

"I don't miss her!"

"I didn't even say a gender, now I'm definitely sure of who it is"

"How do you know? You have no proof"

"Oh yeah, remember last Halloween…."

Flashback:

Ned and Cookie got suited up in their costumes for Missy's Halloween Party. This time, they were teaming up with Seth, Lisa, and Moze to be the Power Rangers, Old school style only of course.

"Have you ever noticed Missy holds so many parties?" Cookie asked

"No, what gave you that idea"

"Just a thought I suppose"

"A stupid thought"

"Whatever, lets just go, this costume is hugging my balls tight"

"Too much info"

The two departed to Moze's house to meet up with Lisa and Moze. Cookie was the Blue Ranger, Ned was the Red Ranger, Moze was the Pink Ranger, Seth was the Black Ranger, and Lisa was the Yellow Ranger. "I hope the girls are ready by now" Ned said "This ain't no prom"

Ned rang the doorbell and waited for Moze to answer the door. "I just realized we have no Green Ranger" Cookie said

"Green Ranger sucks man"

"BLASPHEMY!"

"I'm serious, he is dumb"

"You know nothing of the rangers…..NOTHING"

Ned had no comeback because his mouth was practically unhinged. For once, someone had actually made him speechless…..and that thing was Moze. Let's just say she fit the Pink Ranger costume quite well. The costume was tight and accentuated her tall, slender body. It made her breasts and ass also seem quite bigger. "Cat got your tongue?" Moze asked

"Huh, what, what" Ned said snapping out of his trance "Sorry, blanked out for a second"

"No prob, come in, we are just waiting for Seth now"

"He is totally checking me out" Moze thought to herself "I know the Bigby stare when I see it"

Later that night:

The party was out of hand, even before Ned and the gang had gotten there. People were everywhere, on the floor, on the lawn, on a couch, on a couch on the lawn, it was madness. And once again, certain people had a little too much alcohol.

Suzie Crabgrass lay on the ground, her French maid outfit, pretty much torn off of her. Her breasts were out in the open for everyone to see, as the costume as pulled down to her waist. "And to think, Ned, you could have been one of the billions of people to hit that" Cookie said with a chuckle

"I wonder what is inside that thing" Ned said motioning to Suzie's vag "Some type of terrible STD monster I imagine" The five of them all laughed at this and Suzie had no idea at all.

Missy was nowhere to be seen though, although everyone had a pretty good idea. Probably hooking up with an upperclassman in a locked room.

It didn't take long for Moze, Ned, and even Lisa to find the alcohol and start downing some. They clearly did not learn their lesson from last time. Cookie and Seth once again had to fend for themselves. "Ned, you are a good-looking fella" Lisa said slurring her voice "why can't you find a good honey"

"I don't know, I don't know, too many sluts I assume"

"What about jennmozely, she seems like a nice chica" Lisa said not noticing Moze right beside her

"Me? And Ned? Why not?"

Ned knew better, even while being wasted "No, we are friends, we can't do that, it would be wei-"

Ned was cut off by a pair of lips pressing up against his. Moze had lunged over and now was on top of Ned, hooking up with him. Lisa started slackjawed and silently walked away. Ned wanted to stop, but hormones were beginning to take over. The kisses felt so warm, it was like nothing else he had ever felt and he didn't want it to end.

He picked her up, still making out with her, and walked into a room and shut the door…..

Un-Flashback:

"For the record, we did not have sex" Ned said "We merely wanted our privacy and besides even if I did like her, she denied it all happened the next day"

"Yea, of course she did, she didn't want to be viewed as a slut" Lisa said "Trust me, there is something there between you two"

"Whatever, it's just I have trouble realizing it" Ned said as he began to stand up "I'll be back in a second"

Ned was beginning to walk over to the snack stand, when a force pushed him into the wall. "Ned Bigby's all alone, isn't he" Eli said as he cornered Ned into the wall "No friends to protect you, huh" Eli shoved him again, this time to the floor.

"Get the fuck away from me" Ned said backing away

"Come on tough guy, hit me!"

"What? No, why would I do that?"

"I saw what you did to that talking kid all those months ago, I know you got it in you"

"I told myself I wasn't gonna do that again"

"Fine, I guess I'll make you have to do it" Eli said as he grabbed Ned by the collar of his shirt

"Get away from him" a voice said as a person tackled Eli into the ground.

Eric raised his fist high into the air and struck Eli right in the face. "Don't fuck with my family" he said as he got off Eli. Eli stood right up though and grappled Eric. "Do I have to humiliate you in front of everyone" Eli said. The two through each other into the wall of the lunch room, each swinging and pulling. At first two teachers came to break it up, but the two broke free and began to go at each other again. Eli landed a stiff shot right to Eric's gut and Eric retaliated with another shot to the head. Two more teachers came and finally restrained the two, but not before the two bloodied each other up.

"I'm furious at this conduct, Mr. Bigby" Sweeney said to the elder Bigby "Causing a mess in the lunch room, is worth several days suspension, you know"

"Come on! I had my reasons"

"Yeah, maybe, but that doesn't exclude you from punishment"

"I realize that"

"So, I'm giving you a week's worth of In-School Suspensions and next Friday, you will be joining your brother in the school, regardless of the fact it's the last day before break"

"Fine" Eric said as he left the room

"Eli, we have tried this numerous times, but it hasn't worked" Sweeney said

"I'm a good boy"

"No, you are not a good boy. You have been suspended numerous times and have been here more than both Bigby's combined. I'm out of options."

"What are you gonna do, suspend me again" Eli said with a chuckle

"No Eli, I'm expelling you from school. Effective immediately."

"What? You can't do that?"

"I just did, now get out of my office or I will force you out!"

"Fine, but remember I will be back, you can't stop me"

"GET OUT!"

End

Next Chapter: Epic pt. 2

Eli is suspended, but he will have his revenge. Plus, Missy's Annual Christmas Party, what's going to happen?

PS:

The next chapter is not going to be up until at least the weekend of the 24th

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