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Day 2: December 16th—Missy's Annual Christmas Party:

"I told you Missy has a lot of holiday parties!" Cookie said triumphantly

"Fine, I guess you kind of have a point. I hope she starts doing parties for random holidays as well though, like Arbor Day" Ned said

"Martin Luther King Jr. Day" Seth said

"Mother's Day" Lisa said

"Boxing Day" Moze said

"Alright guys, this is getting ridiculous…..you didn't mention Kwnaza" Cookie said

Everyone laughed as they continued walking toward Missy's house. This was, all joking aside, the first major party since the Halloween one and if history has it, it will also be the wildest. Halloween was a child's party compared to this one.

Everyone was going to be there, well almost everyone. Eli was stuck at home, essentially under house arrest by his parents due to his expulsion. "You are done living in this house" his father yelled at him "After the Holidays are over, you are off to the military"

"Fuck off! I'm not going into the god damn military!" Eli yelled back

"You are my son and you will do as I say!"

"I owe you shit!"

"You are going whether you like it or not!" his father said as he slammed the door shut.

Eli sat there with a blank expression on his face. "So this is it, I go into the military" he thought "Like hell that is happening"

He went under his bed and retrieved a small box. He smiled as he looked at the contents of the box, but decided to just close it up first. "Not yet" he said to himself "Not yet"

He put the box back under his bed, put on his jacket, and snuck himself out of the house. He had one last thing he wanted to accomplish.

Loomer sat on the couch in Missy's house and sighed. He was already bored of the party and it had practically just started. "You can only get drunk so many times" he said "Before the alcohol has no effect on you"

He got up and took a look around. He didn't spot anyone from his grade yet, as of the moment there were just seniors in the room he was in. He wasn't really looking for anyone in particular…well except for one person. "I gotta do this tonight" he said "even if I fail; I will still have done it." He was of course referring to the apple of his eye, Missy. And tonight, he was planning on asking her out. But he needed to wait for the right time, and that time was not now.

"I need a smoke" he said as he pulled out his pack of Parliament Lights and went to walk outside. Except he got lost in the rather spacious house. "Crap, where the hell am I?" he said as he walked around aimlessly "This is like the deserted part of the house". It was true though, this part of the house was empty, for now anyway.

"God, I just wanted to have a cigarette…"

Ned and the gang finally reached the house, after what seemed like a few hours anyway. An enthusiastic Missy opened the door for them. "Hey guys! Welcome to the party!" she said "Drinks are to the right and just make yourself at home, I guess"

"She seems a little too happy" Ned said

"Maybe she is taking her meds" Cookie said with a chuckle

"Well that would explain a lot of things"

The two cracked up over this, while the girls and Seth just looked on. "How is that even funny" Seth said

"Beats me….and I have known them for my whole life" Moze said

"And I'm dating one of them" Lisa said

Once again, the group split into two smaller groups. Cookie and Seth went to look around the party, maybe talk to some sober people. Moze, Ned, and Lisa went for the drinks section…..once again, no lessons learned from the last time.

"Bacardi or Smirnoff?" Ned asked "It's a very tough decision"

"You are more of a woman than I am" Moze said

"So you finally admitted you were a man?"

"Very funny, Bigby, very funny"

"I try"

Ned and Moze got their drinks and went to go sit down, as Lisa went to go off and find Cookie.

"So, tell me Mozely, why are you still single? Faymen has been gone for awhile and you can definitely find another guy" Ned asked

"I don't know, I guess I'm just waiting until I'm sure of something"

"That makes sense, I guess, but don't you miss the feeling of having someone?"

"I don't know, do you?"

"A little bit yeah. I do get jealous of Cookie sometimes because he has someone to love"

"Yeah, he definitely has it good and Lisa is such a sweet girl….when she isn't drunk anyway"

"That's the truth"

"I need your help" Seth said to Cookie "I got a problem"

"Sure man, anything for you"

Now Seth was at a crossroads, does he really want to come right out and say this? "Cookie I think I may be—"

"HEY GUYS!" a very drunk Suzie Crabgrass said as she slung her arms over the shoulders of the two "Some party, right, am I right, or right?"

"Um, huh" Cookie said

"Looks like someone has a little bit too much drink"

"Yea, it definitely seems that way"

"Glad you see it my way" and Suzie stumbled off into another room. Seth and Cookie exchanged glances and busted out laughing. "Man, what the hell happened to her?" Seth said "It's like she just became a drunk and slut over the summer"

"Yeah, that's pretty much what happened" Cookie said

"Well that would seem to make sense"

"Now what did you want to tell me?"

"Eh, I'll tell you later…it's not that important" Seth said as Lisa approached the two

"Did you guys see Suzie?" Lisa said with a chuckle

"Yeah, we already saw Captain Drunk, no worse than usual" Cookie replied "You seem alright though….have you even had anything to drink?"

"A little bit, but I remembered from last time"

"Good…now come here" Cookie took Lisa in his arms and began to kiss her "I love you"

"I love you too"

Seth just stood there and stared, afraid to admit his true feelings to anyone

"Fuck, where I'am?" Loomer said as he walked around the house with the cigarette dangling from his mouth "Who built this damn place anyway?"

It had been an hour and he was still lost in the house. "This is ridiculous, no house is this big"

"LOOMER! BILLY LOOMER!" a voice shouted from a distance

"Hello! I'm Lost!" Loomer replied back

"There you are!" Missy said as she approached him "What the hell happened?"

"I got lost, what does it look like happened?"

"I never realized someone could get lost in my house, but there is a first time for everything I suppose"

The two began to walk back to the party. "That reminds me, I need to ask you something" Loomer said

"Sure, but can you please ask me later?"

"Yeah, I guess"

"Thanks, I will talk to you later than" Missy said as she ran back off to help organize the party

"Yeah, thanks…." Loomer said as he just stood there

It was now 11:00 at night and the party was beginning to wind down. A lot of people still remained, but a lot of them were also hooking up. Cookie and Lisa were in the hallway, Suzie was with Martin in another part of the house, even Coconut Head was getting some, this time from a sophomore girl.

Seth and Loomer sat in one room and were just shooting the breeze. Missy was trying to get things cleaned up, even though it was a futile effort at this point. Even Eric and Mary had made their way to the party and were now in a closet together, doing a certain something.

And then there was Ned and Moze, still on the couch, still talking. For the first time in a long time, they just sat down and had a talk. Not just about any one thing, but about a whole variety of things. But the topic of love always came back up.

"Anyone in particular you are after?" Ned asked, perhaps looking for the answer he so desperately wanted.

"There is someone, but I'm not going to tell who it is"

"Come on! That's no fair!"

"I can keep whatever secrets I want to keep"

"I think I have a good idea" Ned said as he moved closer to Moze

"Oh….yeah…who…might….that….be" Moze said, her heart fluttering around, making it hard to talk

"I don't know you tell me" Ned said, their faces practically touching at this point.

The two were about to kiss when a hand clasped Ned on the back.

"Come on man" Eric said "Let's get out of here, I'll give you a ride, just round up everyone"

"Oh, um, ok……thanks" Ned said with a sigh

Moze decided to just walk with Eric instead of Ned

It was now past 12:00 AM and almost everyone was gone, except for a certain Billy Loomer. "Ok, can I finally ask you my question?" he asked to Missy

"Ok, I'm ready for it now" she said as she sat down

"Will you go on a date with me" he said as fast as he could, so he didn't stutter.

Missy seemed rather surprised at the question, "Um, I'm sorry Loomer, but I really don't want a boyfriend or anything right now"

Loomer's face sank as he choked out a reply "Oh, that's ok then….well I'll be seeing you around I guess". He turned to walk out the door.

"Please don't take it the wrong way"

"I don't know what the right way of taking it is" he said as he walked out and slammed the door shut.

Missy sat down on the couch and just started to tear up. "Why did you say that?" she thought to herself "You could have had an actual boyfriend instead of just a sting of one-nighters"

She stood up and walked over to where she put the alcohol and poured a shot glass of Smirnoff and downed it in one quick gulp. "You are so dumb" she said as she smashed the bottle on the floor "This stuff tastes like shit anyway!"

But, as she began to walk away, she slipped in the liquid and slammed into the glass on the floor. "OH GOD!" she screamed as shards of glass entered her back "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT"

She got to her feet and walked over to the telephone and dialed in 911.

"Please come quick" was all she got out before passing out on the ground. Blood all around her.

Eli was still walking the streets at this time. He made sure to avoid any car lights and for that matter, any light at all. He noticed the ambulance pulling up to the Meanie household.

"Guess that parties over" he said to himself as he continued to walk along. However he spotted a figure, stumbling around on the streets ahead of him. He quickly noticed that it was a very drunk Suzie Crabgrass. He began to walk over to her. "This is just something I have to do" he thought to himself.

He grabbed Suzie by the waist and put his other hand around her mouth. She put up a fight, but Eli was just simply stronger. He pulled her into a secluded alleyway and pulled down her pants. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. He took the hand around her waist and put it up underneath her shirt and began feeling her breasts.

"This won't hurt at all" he said to her as he began to enter her from behind. She put up less and less of a fight as her hormones began to take over. "That's right slut, enjoy this" he thought.

He finished and pulled himself out as Suzie fell to the ground. He dragged her body out and tossed it into the snowy ground, with her breasts still exposed and panties around her ankles.

"That will teach you to be such a slut" he said as he walked off back towards his house.

Suzie lay there unconscious, in the cold snow. It wouldn't be until the morning that someone found her. Now there was two of James K. Polk's freshman in the hospital.

And it's all downhill from here

End

Next Chapter: Epic pt. 3

Sorry if the content is a little graphic, but this is indeed an "M" rated story, so anything goes.

Next Time: What will happen to Missy and Suzie? Will they even make it to school?

Plus: Seth comes out! Moze and Ned move closer! Eli, does Eli like things!

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The next chapter is not going to be up until at least the weekend of the 24th……seriously this time

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