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The school week seemed to go by in a blur, perhaps due to the horrible weekend and the break coming up. All of the kids were basically just trying to get by this week, no one was doing much, classes consisted of watching movies, and the work was kept to a minimum. However, Lisa Zemo had other things to deal with. Such as her friends all asking her for advice.

All of them

"Why me?" she thought to herself after receiving a text from Moze for help "It's always me"

Subject A: Jennifer Mozely

Tuesday:

It was 5th period science, so it was time for the talk Lisa was not exactly looking forward to. Her and Moze sat down at their respective science table as the teach, Ms. Brooks, dimmed the lights.

"Ok class, today we are going to be watching Bill Nye: The Science Guy"

The class let out a very un-enthusiastic response at the mention of Mr. Nye. "You have to watch anyway, so I don't care if you like it" she said angrily and sat down.

Moze turned to Lisa, "Ok Lisa, here is the de—"

"Hold it, Moze, hold it" Lisa interrupted with "Is this about Ned? Again?"

"Um, maybe, sort of, most likely"

"Ugh, fine, lay it on me"

"Why the ugh? That seemed like a very un-Lisaish response"

"It's just the fact that this has been going on for months"

"Well, I'm sorry, if it's consistently a struggle, Miss Perfect Relationship"

"My relationship is far from perfect, you should know that"

"Then how come you two are usually so damn cheery?"

"We are very good at hiding it"

"Yeah, well whatever, I'm going to tell you my problems anyway"

"I never said you couldn't tell me them"

"Shut Up"

"Just saying"

"Ok well, at Missy's party on Saturday, I swear to whoever your god is, that me and him were about to kiss"

"Keyword was about to"

"But we got interrupted by Eric coming to say we were going"

"Ok, well first things first, were you under the influence?"

"No and neither was he"

"On a side note, I just realized I said under the influence, like who still says that?"

"ON TOPIC! Please"

"No need to get testy, well, to be honest, I wouldn't jump the gun here. Rush something like this and you are going to be in for a world of pain, if you get my drift"

"I guess, I would much rather be friends and wonder if, rather than not be friends and having to live with it"

"That's the best way to go about things, at least, until you get more signs"

"In that case?"

"Come on now, what do you think?"

"Go for it?"

"Uh, duh sweetie"

"Thanks for listening…..not a lot of people will"

"It's never a problem"

And just like that, the period was over, and two went off to their next respective classes.

"Thank god that is over with" Lisa thought to herself as she made her way to her next period class "At least I won't have to worry about anyone else coming to me for advice"

And she was right. She didn't have to listen to anyone else's problems for the rest of the day.

"And that's how you evade having to pay taxes" Cookie exclaimed to a bewildered looking Ned

"Well that's great and all, but WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?" Ned replied back

"It really doesn't have to do with anything"

"Than why explain it to me?"

"I just felt like it" Cookie said with a grin "Besides it gets my mind off things". Cookie still had his mind set on Seth. Now Cookie certainly was not gay, but he still wondered why Seth was. Seth could get any girl he wanted to, but didn't want that. "Instead he wants me" Cookie thought to himself "Great, just great"

"Whatever floats your boat" Ned said, derailing Cookie's train of thought. Cookie took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "Anything bothering you?" Ned asked "You look….and for that matter, act, a little out of it today?"

"You have no idea Ned" Cookie said with a slight laugh "You have no idea at all"

"I've had days like that, so I'm not going to bother asking why"

"Thanks, I really don't feel like talking about it now anyway."

"But, when you do want to talk….." Ned said

"I will come to you" Cookie replied back "You know that's how it is always going to be"

School life had certainly been better for Ned ever since Eli was expelled……

…..and speaking of Eli

Eli sat on his bed, a cigarette burning in his mouth. His parents normally told him to put it out, but since they were not home, fuck them. "I'm going to get caught" he said aloud to himself "A simple test will prove that I was the one who raped Suzie Crabgrass"

He stood up and walked around his room, "That is why I have to get away" he thought "Leave this place, once and for all" But then he remembered something. He walked backed over to his bed and pulled out his mysterious box. "I almost forgot about this" he said as he opened the box and took out a silver semi-automatic pistol. He looked at it as it glistened in the sunlight.

"I have to do this before I leave" he said "They get me expelled; I need to get some payback"

He put the gun back in the box and put the box back underneath his bed. He took out another cigarette, sat down on his bed, and went back to where he was before.

Next Chapter: Epic pt. 4

Back already! Ditched my old computer and picked up a sweet new iMac. Downloaded a copy of Office for it, and went to work on this short chapter. I wanted to get this up to show that I was going to still be around, hah.

No updates til the weekend, as I have a huge writing assignment due Friday that I have to work on.

Once again, please review, it would make me very happy

Also, I'm upset at the lack of anything to do with Neds lately. A lot of good stories that were in the works here seem to have just stopped and that stinks. Someone write a new story please! I will review it!