Authors Note: Sonic and all other characters I'm gonna use are not owned by me.
Please also note that I have always pictured the characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog series to be like twenty something.
This story just kinda came to me as I was driving home one day and I've been playing around with it in my head for awhile now. Please notice that this story is my first attempt at writing a humorous one, and that I don't mind being criticized harshly for it. I have not seen any of the new sonic shows, nor played any of the newer games except for Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for Gamecube; so you're not going to see characters like Big, Cream, Cosmo, or anyone like that. Characters that will appear in this story or future stories are: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Dr. Robotnik (I hate calling him Eggman), Snively, the Chaotix (Espio, Mighty, and Vector), the Freedom Fighters of Knothole (Sally, Antoine, Rotor, ect.), Rouge, and Shadow. I may use some other characters but solely as cameo appearances, or on very rare occasions as a main.
Well now that I got all that shit out of the way here we go…
Sonic was sitting at home with absolutely nothing to do. He had done all there was to do. He had cleaned his house, played all of his video games, read all of his books, watched all of the movies he owned, and ran twice around the globe.
"Dammit…I'm really bored," he sighed.
Just then, as though God himself had heard him complaining, his phone rang. Unenthusiastically Sonic glanced at his caller ID, It was Knuckles' number which flashed on the little screen. He picked up the receiver and gave the red echidna a very dry "Hello,".
"Dude," Knuckles began, "there's like gonna be a big party at my place tonight,".
"Really?" Sonic said with immense intrigue. He always liked going to parties, and Knuckles really knew how to party: loud music, food, the works.
"Yeah man," he continued, "be sure to bring some of your thrash metal CD's, but this one is gonna have to be BYOB. That is unless you wanna pool money with me and get a keg," he finished.
"Sounds good to me," Sonic said with a lot more energy than he had two minutes ago. "What time do you want me there?"
"Well, I need help setting up all of my DJ equipment and other shit like that. Plus we have to swing by the distributor for the keg, so why don't you come now and help me out with that stuff."
"Awesome," Sonic began staring up at his clock, it was two-thirty, "so I'll see you in like an hour,".
"Yeah dude, later," and with that Knuckles hung up.
After his little conversation with Knuckles, Sonic felt a lot less bored. Now he had something to do. He called up Tails and told him what was going on. Tails figured that he had nothing better to do either so he agreed to fly the biplane up to the Floating Island. So, after getting a quick shower and grabbing up all of his thrash metal, Sonic met Tails over at his house to leave for Knuckles' place. That was when a thought crossed Sonics' mind:
"Tails," he began, "have you ever been to one of Knuckles' parties?"
"Well, I have flown you up there a few times for them, but I never stayed. And the other times when I couldn't you asked the Chaotix to come pick you up," he finished. "Why do you ask?"
"Well, I just thought it was strange that you never stayed for them. I mean, why don't you?"
"Uh, well, I uh," Tails stammered. Sonic knew immediately that he didn't have an answer to that question. He could see the fox was trying to think up a fake reason to answer him with, but Sonic knew why.
"You're afraid to drink aren't you?" Sonic questioned him with a smirk.
Tails just sighed. Sonic was right. Tails had never once let alcohol pass his lips.
"Hey, don't worry 'bout it," Sonic continued. "You don't need to drink to party with us,".
"Though it would probably help," he thought and looked up at the digital clock on the top of Tails' TV stand. It read three fifteen.
"Dammit," he cursed out loud, "Tails we've gotta move it if we're gonna make it in time,".
And with that the duo walked out the front door over to the hangar where Tails kept the plane.
"Sonic, why in the hell am I the one who has to fly your lazy ass up there all the time?" Tails inquired. "Why didn't you learn how to pilot this thing yourself?"
"Well that answer is very simple," Sonic started. "Just refer to what you called me in your first sentence. That and the fact that I'm the one who always foils Robotniks' evil plots so I never really had time to,".
Tails just sighed cause he knew that Sonic was right…again.
The two pushed the plane out of the hangar and Tails started the engine. They both got in and set off for the Floating Island.
Woo hoo! The first chapter of my first sonic fic is up. I have a few ideas for upcoming chapters and other stories as well. Also I'm sorry about the length of this chapter, but I use the first one mainly just to introduce the plot and most of the main characters. Future ones will (hopefully) be longer than this. Reviews and criticisms are appreciated.
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