Authors Note: Ok, Sonic is in no way mine and nor is Mortal Kombat or any band or company I may mention. In case everyone did not notice, the rating for this fic has been changed to M to be on the safe side and keep me out of trouble. Thanks to WolvenWindNinja and a big thanks to DJ Bleach for their continued support of this fic. I love ya both. ^^ And thanks to anyone else who has read it as well.

Well here we go…Chapter 5!

Last chapter we learned that Sonic has a short temper, Tails likes the Backstreet Boys, and that when you get drunk your common sense takes a backseat to pure stupid fun. What zany things await us now…let's find out…

"Hey that's no fair," complained Tails, "you used a cheat code!"

"Hey, I bought you the "Worlds' Biggest Cheat Code Book" for Christmas last year," remarked Sonic, "it isn't my fault you never memorized any of it,".

The two were playing a heated game of Mortal Kombat and Sonic had just input a code so that Tails could no longer block any attacks.

"FINISH HIM", the game called out.

Sonic input his fatality sequence.

"Let me think…toward, down, toward, A," Sonic recited as he pressed the buttons.

On the TV screen Sub-Zero reached out and grabbed Liu Kang's head, and subsequently ripped out his spine.

"Fatality", the game chimed, "Flawless Victory!"

"Eh," Tails sighed as Sonic got up and started pelvic thrusting the air.

"Ooh, how many wins is that now Tails…seventeen!" mocked Sonic.

"Er," Tails growled as he stood up and kicked Sonic between the legs.

"Now…that's…not…f-fair…," gasped the blue hedgehog between deep breaths.

"Hahaha," laughed Knuckles, who had just walked into the room as the event unfolded. "What happened Sonic? Did you win again?" laughed the echidna.

"Shut…the hell…up…," Sonic said, still breathing hard.

It was twenty after seven and the guests would soon be arriving. Knuckles glanced out the window and saw a full size van barreling down the road toward his home. It was purple with a large lightning bolt painted down the side: it was the Chaotix.

"Hey guys," Knux called over to the others, "the booze is here,".

Sonic had just managed to make it to his feet. He tried to run to the door, but couldn't due to the severe pain that he was still experiencing. Instead Knuckles strolled down to the first floor and out the front door with Tails following close behind him. The two got over to the van and opened up the back end, and helped Vector and Espio carry the kegs into the house.

Knuckles and Vector started back out toward the van to get the rest of the stuff Vector had brought. This stuff included two more speakers and their connecting wires, a slew of hard rock and techno CD's, and some additional lighting equipment including a strobe light. Knuckles was just getting ready to close the doors when he noticed that there was someone other than one of the Chaotix sitting in the drivers seat. He went over to the door and saw Mike the Wal-mart cashier sitting there with Charmy in the passenger seat:

"Dude," began the echidna, "what are you doing here?"

"Well, I just did what you told me," said Mike, "I went over to the beer distributors and talked to Vector, and he hooked me up with a job taking phone-in orders and driving the delivery van. Charmy here is training me,".

"So I take it Wal-Mart fired you then,".

"No," began Mike, "I just…fired them,".

"Huh?" asked Knuckles sounding confused, "What do you mean?"

"Well, when I went and talked to Vector," Mike began with a smile, "we agreed to just use my first few years wages to buy the place out and I then fired all of my former managers,".

Knuckles just stood there in disbelief. After a moment he spoke up again, "So…now YOU own a Wal-Mart!".

"Yep,"

Again the echidna just stood there dumbfounded.

"And if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have a job right now. What's your name again? Knuckles, right?" Mike asked.

Knuckles just nodded his head up and down. He still could not speak.

"OK, so I'll see you later then dude," and with that Mike, now the "HydroCity Zone Beer Distributor delivery van driver", sped off toward the horizon leaving only the sound of super heavy metal music behind.

\\\ a few minutes later ///

The Chaotix, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles carried all of Vectors' equipment and the booze downstairs to the "party room". Knuckles and Vector started up the DJ workstation and began to build the play list for the night. It included the songs: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne, "Six Million Ways to Die" by TX-300, "Red Zone" by Tatsh & NAOKI, "BYOB" by System of a Down, and "Doomsday Clock" by The Smashing Pumpkins. While Knux and Vector did their job Sonic and Espio had tapped the first keg and had already poured everyone a tall drink.

By the time everyone had finished their assigned pre-party jobs someone was ringing the front doorbell.

Sonic ran up stairs and let the new guests in:

"Hey Rouge," he started enthusiastically but all of that soon left him as he saw the other guest, "hey Amy,". Sonic had never really liked Amy all that much. She was always hanging around him at the least convenient time possible, trying to hit on him. Once she was even held hostage by Robotnik in an attempt to force Sonic to turn himself in. He had actually thought about just letting the evil dictator keep her, but decided that even an evil madman did not deserve that kind of torture.

"Hey Sonic," Rouge said with a smile, "where is everyone?"

Sonic then just remembered that Rouge, like Tails, had never been to one of Knuckles' parties either.

"We're all downstairs just getting started. Tell Knux that I'm gonna wait up here for Shadow to show up. Amy can show you down to the basement," Sonic finished.

"Alright I'll tell him," said Amy as she kissed Sonic on the cheek.

"Damn, I hate when she does that!" thought Sonic. Once Amy and Rouge had left the room, the blue hedgehog sat down on one of the chairs in the kitchen area. He looked around in his pants pockets and found his pack of smokes. After lighting up he heard the sound of remixed metal music coming from downstairs. About forty-five minutes later Sonic saw a set of headlights coming toward the house. He went over to the door and opened it just as Shadow set foot on the welcome mat.

"Damn, what took you so long dude?" asked Sonic, "It's not like you to be late for something like this,".

"Heh," snorted Shadow, "some new guy at the beer distributor flipped out on his register while he was trying to ring me up a pack of Hill Top cigars. I ended up getting them for free, though he nearly killed Charmy,".

Sonic remembered what had happened at Wal-Mart earlier in the day and that Mike was now working for the Chaotix, but decided not to mention it to the black hedgehog. Just then a terrible raucous could be heard downstairs and it wasn't one of Tails' Backstreet Boys CD's.

Sonic and Shadow quickly rushed downstairs and saw Rouge and Amy fighting on the ground:

"He's MINE, you BITCH," screamed Rouge as she started beating Amy's head off the floor.

Sonic ran over to Knuckles who was just standing there looking utterly confused:

"Dude, what the hell are they fighting about?" Sonic asked

"Uhm, well," began the echidna, "Amy got a bit tipsy and started hitting on me and Rouge, who is pretty well wasted, got real protective and started beating the hell out of her,".

"Hm…Awesome," said Sonic, "CATFIGHT!".

The two females were rolling along on the ground at this point and that was when the unthinkable happened:

"OK, break it up, BREAK IT UP," yelled Tails as he stepped in between the two and broke up the fight.

"Awe…Tails…what the hell?", asked Sonic, "That was one of the best catfights ever and you just broke it up. Are you gay or something?"

"N-No it's just that…," Tails started, but was cut off by Espio.

"It's just what you moron? That is supposed to turn you on and you just stopped it,".

Tails just shook his head and sat on the couch. He knew that once again he was going to get bashed for this. He was fed up with everyone. He reached out to the nearby table and grabbed a cup. Figuring that it was some of the Aquatic Ruins cola, he downed the whole thing in two big gulps.

Shadow walked over and sat next to him as Vector started up the next song. The black hedgehog also reached back and grabbed a cup for himself and another for Tails:

"Damn Tails," he said as the fox drank from his new cup, "you're a machine dude. I could've never drank that much alcohol that quickly,". He took a swig from his own cup.

Tails eyes grew big as he stared at his cup. "Alcohol," he thought. Suddenly he felt a warm sensation taking over his whole body, and the room started to spin a bit.

"Yesh, that's rightsh," Tails slurred, "I is a machines,".

"Yeah man," Shadow had just finished his own cup, "I'll be lucky to finish two or three cu-oof,". Shadow threw up right there before he could finish his sentence.

"Ehhahaha," Tails laughed, "hey everyonesh, Shadowsh ish a light weightsh," Tails mocked him taking another cup of Ice Cap and downing half of it in one mouthful.

Everyone turned and laughed at Shadow who was still throwing up.

Hey everybody, I know everyone probably thought this was going to be the last chapter, but I now have a mess of ideas, thanks to my awesome girlfriend, that could make great chapters for this story. And there is one idea in particular that I am definitely going to use in the next chapter. What is it you may ask? Just be patient and wait for chapter six to find out.

So until then, enjoy!

Sons of Ocelot