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Chapter 3: And So It Begins.

Emmett:

I bounded through the front door so fast I nearly took the fucker off the hinges and rushed through the house to my room. I pulled a large gym bag out from under my bed and started throwing any old shit into it. Sweats, T's, suits... I mean I was literally balling that shit up and stuffing it into the bag. I threw in a couple of bottles of cologne, my toothbrush and a few other necessities and ran back downstairs.

"I'm moving out for a while. I'm leaving the fucking nest, spreading my wings and all that bollocks." I bellowed through the house.

"What do you mean you're moving out? Where are you going? And if I ever hear you use language like that again I'll tan your leather, doesn't matter to me how big you are." Ma scolded me as I walked in the kitchen with the cheesiest grin on my face.

"Sorry Ma, you know I love ya right?" I kiss her cheek. "I'm moving out. Packing up and moving in with none other than Rosalie Hale. Rosalie fucking Hale, can you believe that shit." I asked my brother who was looking at me like I'd lost the plot.

I had lost the plot. I was fucking delirious. I was moving into the woman's house who I had dreamed of. I've been obsessed with her since the first time I saw her. This was by far the best thing to ever happen to me like...ever. I had pictures on my bedroom wall of her, like I was some horndog fifteen year old, for Christ's sake.

"LANGUAGE! You know sometimes I wonder if I actually brought you up or dragged you up. Honestly boy's your mouths are atrocious." She rolled her eyes, whacked my ass with the dish towel and went back to cooking or whatever the fuck she was doing.

"Damn, you don't waste no time do you big guy huh? You've only been gone half an hour or something. I can't believe you managed to win over the ice queen so fast, did you charm her or show her your sch-long?" Edward said laughing.

"What's a sch-long?" Ma asked.

Edward and I just rolled our eyes at that shit.

"None of the above, although she can have my sch-long anytime she wants...let me tell you. Oh, Bro. She's even more fine in real life. Some fuckers have been sending her threats through the mail. If...no...when I catch the motherfuckers they're going to know about it."

"Emmett! Stop cussing. Have you been taking drugs? You're demented today!" My mother said exasperated.

"Sorry Ma, I'm just too excited. I feel like a kid in a candy store. My life is going onwards and upwards, I can feel it."

Edward started howling like a douche. "Onwards and upwards? Take a chill pill, will you. She's asked you to move in to protect her, not molest her ass. Jesus Christ, sit down and have some water before you have a fucking stroke."

"Okay. I'm out. I can't listen to my sweet, innocent boys spew filth from their mouths like this. I can't take it." Ma huffed and stomped out of the room.

I pulled some juice from the fridge. "Eddie, can you believe it? I can't. I just can't believe it. Hit me or something so I know I'm not dreaming." He punched me in the arm...it's real. "Whichever genius pointed her in my direction is my hero and if I ever find out who did, I'm going to kiss them, probably on the lips and if they're lucky they might get some of the tongue action." I ranted on. I was on such a fucking high it was like I'd taken speed.

"Emmett, I'm happy that you're so happy but you need to just calm down. This is a job and if she doesn't think you're doing it right she will fire you and kick your ass out. Be professional when you're in front of her and go do your fan girl flailing in private. You've wanted to meet this woman for years...don't screw it up." Edward preached.

He was right, he may have been a cock most of the time but he knew what he was talking about. He had to work his ass off to impress Bella. I couldn't screw it up.

"Okay, you're right. Cool, calm and collected around her and melt into mush when she's not around...got it. Thanks...I'm going...my goddess awaits." I kiss him on the head... because I'm nice like that and I was in one hell of a good mood.

As I skipped out front, my father was just getting out of his car.

"Oh, hey dad. I'm moving out...laters." I hopped in the hummer not even giving him a chance to say anything, I did not need him and his speeches right now.

"Thanks again for doing this Mr. Cullen. I'm going to feel a lot safer with you around." Rosalie cooed at me, holding her hand on my bicep.

"I would prefer if you called me Emmett." I smiled at her. "And like I said before, it is not a problem."

We were stood in my new bedroom and I have to say it out fucking did my room at home. It was huge. Three walls were painted white and one wall navy blue where the head of a humongous bed was. The furniture and bedding were white with blue accents, it was all very nautical. All also had my own en suite bathroom and private balcony looking out over the pool in the garden.

"Okay, Emmett. I'll leave you to accustomed to your new surroundings. Alice and I will be in the kitchen, please feel free to come and join us whenever you're ready. We're having a few drinks...Lord knows I need them." She offered.

I left it about fifteen minutes before I went downstairs, I didn't want to look too eager. I took a deep breath and descended the impressive staircase and entered the kitchen where Rosalie and Alice were.

Rosalie beamed a gorgeous smile at me. "I'm glad you decided to join us. I have the list you wanted." She waved a piece of paper at me.

I took a seat on one of the bar stools next to her. "Great, it's just so I don't take anyone down who I shouldn't." I chuckled.

"Okay, well. First on the list is my brother Jasper, you can take him down whenever you feel the need." She laughed and then continued. "He lives here, I'll warn you now that he has a stinking attitude and is a total douche and says things without thinking but just give him as much hell as he gives you. Alice obviously has every right to be here any time day and night. Marcus and Tanya Hale, my mom and dad won't be here regularly but they like to make un-announced visits every now and again. You know how families are. That's it really. I don't have many friends or people that I like in my house."

I nodded my head. "That's fine, would I be able to have my brother and his wife come over? I think they'd really like to meet you. I know Bella is a big fan of your films." I lied. I don't know if Bella likes the films or not but I wanted them both to meet Rosalie and see this place so they knew I wasn't making this shit up. I know Eddie believes me as he was there when the goddess called but Bella would not believe it until she saw it with her own eyes. Many of drunken nights I have chewed her ear off about Rosalie.

"Erm...yeah, sure, I don't see why not. This will be your home too for a while. Would you like a drink?" She offered.

I said yes and she brought me a beer. We sat talking about LA and our jobs for a while and I was completely fascinated with Rose and her stories. The more we drank the more relaxed everyone was.

"Cruella?" I heard a man shout. "You home? Or have the fuckers watching you kidnapped you to give me some fucking peace and quiet?"

Rosalie groaned. "I'm in here nob rot." She looked to me. "Prepare yourself, Jasper's home."

"Fuck, I thought you said he was gone till tomorrow? I'll be right back." Alice said panic stricken and ran out of the room.

I looked at Rose, confused, she rolled her eyes. "She wants to fuck him and he wants to fuck her, blah blah blah."

"Oh..I-" I was cut off.

"Told you he was a big bastard." The man named Jasper said as he walked through the doors into the kitchen.

"See what I mean? No filter." She muttered under her breath to me. "Why are you home? I thought you were away overnight?"

"Well, filming got cancelled because some shit we needed for the scene hadn't arrived, I thought that Alice was here? Ohh, and I don't know, maybe I was a little bit worried about my twin sister getting some threat through the post!" He said the last part a little louder.

Rosalie snorted. "What-the-fuck-ever Jasper. You have never in your life gave a flying fuck about me so why start now?" She eyed him.

"Just because I'm a jerk to you does not mean I don't care about you...for the love of God, we shared a fucking womb." He said laughing, draping one arm over her shoulder and kissed her head.

"Okay, who are you? And what have you done with my brother?" She laughed. "Oh, by the way Alice is upstairs." She dropped in there as she left the table and headed up there herself giving me a big smile and a wink as she went.

"Why do you do this to me Rose?" He shouted after her but got no reply. He took a seat next to me. "She can be such a bitch sometimes...well...all the time, now I come to think of it." He howled and poured himself a drink. "So how you finding her so far? Demanding? Insatiable? In love with herself?"

"None of the above. She's been very hospitable actually and very welcoming and grateful." I openly swooned in front of him.

"Well fuck me sideways! She was nice to you? Rosalie doesn't do nice, or at least I thought she didn't. My dear sister has been known to turn a straight man...gay." He laughed. "Dude, if she's been nice to you then she wants to jump your bones." He laughed again.

"Don't be ridiculous." I deadpanned.

"I'm serious man. Rosalie is never nice unless she wants something and with a honka honka burning love like you around...she wants your body."

"Okay, you need to stop. Seriously, I'm here to do a job. I'm not interested in anything like that." I lied through my teeth. I was surprised my nose didn't grow and poke this douche in the eye.

I don't know what he was trying to do but it wouldn't wash with me. Perhaps he's just like that constantly, he seemed like a good guy, just a bit fucking retarded.

"Whoa." He held his up in surrender. "No need to get uptight, I was only trying to warn you."

"Well, I don't need-"

"Hey, Jasper." Alice chimed as she walked through the door looking a lot different. "How are you?"

"Ahh, Alice. I must say you are looking gorgeous." He crooned. "I'm all the better for seeing you, how are you?" He asked, taking her hand a twirling her around-the smooth bastard.

I watched on as she giggled and he complimented her, I could see he thought he was quite the charmer.

"Hey, Rosalie. Do you want to walk me around the perimeter of the house so I can get a look at the grounds?" I asked, hoping to get away from Jasper...he is too much.

"Um...sure thing. Come on." She answered cheerily.

I didn't really want to look at the grounds, I just wanted to spend some time just me and her. I know that must sound weird but I have finally met her and I want to know more about her. She has always been portrayed as the 'Icequeen' of Hollywood but she seems totally warm and welcoming to me. Maybe I'm missing something that other people see, maybe I just don't want to believe it. There was only one way to find out and that was...to know her.

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This weeks rec: Quite Storm & Weather The Storm by SexyLexiCullen.

Quiet Storm:

"Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?" A lesson in love, crime, and passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can love conquer all?

Weather The Storm:

Quiet Storm Sequel. Two years have passed since the epilogue; do Bella and Edward still have what it takes to weather the storm? Same issues as before, but now we've added a few kids. AH. OOC. Daddyward and Mobward.

Thanks again for reading, hopefully I'll see you all next week.